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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    IIt's Claude's fault)
    Somehow I knew that would be the case.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    In more algamated news...
    Benghazi turkeys pardoned on Drug Importation Conspiracy Charge
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    [QUOTE=thunderbird;9699033]Just thought I'd amalgamate news.



    I believe it's pronounced, " I Bang ya," not "E bol a," as far Cos is concerned.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    US Drone strikes target Kim Kardashian's butt.
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    • Profile picture of the author Midnight Oil
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      US Drone strikes target Kim Kardashian's butt.
      Not enough drones or missiles to take that thing out.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    I plan to do some Black Friday shopping for some 70's disco albums in Kim Kardashian's butt. Who's with me?
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      I plan to do some Black Friday shopping for some 70's disco albums in Kim Kardashian's butt. Who's with me?
      I don't know how many could fit in there with you...but I would certainly buy the video of the attempt.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I don't know how many could fit in there with you...but I would certainly buy the video of the attempt.
        Have you not seen her ass? It's roughly the size of department store.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Have you not seen her ass? It's roughly the size of department store.
          That's ridiculous. you can't land a helicopter in a department store.


          Originally Posted by Midnight Oil View Post

          Not enough drones or missiles to take that thing out.
          Riffle keeps calling them his "Drones" and "Missiles". It's to create the illusion of size.



          by the way....
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Claude is right. .
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            by the way....
            I was wondering how long it'd take for that to come up.

            What can I say? Sometimes the utterances that vomit from your mouth combine to complete the occasional factual statement. A thousand monkeys and a thousand typewriters and such...
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              I was wondering how long it'd take for that to come up.

              What can I say? Sometimes the utterances that vomit from your mouth combine to complete the occasional factual statement. A thousand monkeys and a thousand typewriters and such...
              I don't know why you are so mean to me. I offered my paw in friendship........
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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                I don't know why you are so mean to me. I offered my paw in friendship........
                I really wish there was a "no thanks" button.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  I really wish there was a "no thanks" button.
                  My paw....I offered you my paw. And after you gave me all that pillow talk about typewriters and monkeys......

                  I hope you have a very happy Thanksgiving. Even though you are mean to me.
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                  • Profile picture of the author discrat
                    Not sure why the original thread was closed.

                    Anyway, I saw where Michael Brown's parents really take issue ( very angry),with the Ferguson Cop when he said that he saw a 'demon' in his eyes right before he shot him.

                    I find it remarkable after seeing the video where he indeed looked like a 'demon' when he shoved that little store owner down when he was stealing stuff they would be so taken back by the Cop's ' demon' comment .

                    I am not sure if the Ferguson Cop was justified or not in the actual shooting.

                    But this particular incident with the parents pretty much saying " oh my kid could never look evil or do
                    anything bad " to me is a little disconcerting


                    This guy was a very bad, bad individual. Who was a thug, plain and simple as that.

                    Lets be honest about that and then we can move on and analyze the shooting
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                      Not sure why the original thread was closed.

                      Anyway, I saw where Michael Brown's parents really take issue ( very angry),with the Ferguson Cop when he said that he saw a 'demon' in his eyes right before he shot him.

                      I find it remarkable after seeing the video where he indeed looked like a 'demon' when he shoved that little store owner down when he was stealing stuff they would be so taken back by the Cop's ' demon' comment .

                      I am not sure if the Ferguson Cop was justified or not in the actual shooting.

                      But this particular incident with the parents pretty much saying " oh my kid could never look evil or do
                      anything bad " to me is a little disconcerting
                      Please don't get this thread closed. I'm having way too much fun slowly destroying Riffle.
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                      • Profile picture of the author discrat
                        No. We can have a mature and very calm and unemotional discussion if we all take a deep breath, gain some composure and act like the responsible adults we are.

                        Why is that so hard ?
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                        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                          I honestly haven't followed the Ferguson case at all. I just overheard a headline here and there while the news was on in the background while waiting for the local weather reports. I much prefer focusing on positive things but after viewing the videos ForumGuru posted, my first thought was...

                          OMGosh! That is sort of like The Klu Klux Klan in reverse!

                          Please, no one take offensive at that. No offense was intended at all. I never agreed with the KKK and wouldn't agree if the races were flipped either.

                          I'm just saying that was what I was reminded of.

                          Until there is healing between the races, there will unfortunately, be festering and infection.


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                          • Profile picture of the author discrat
                            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                            Until there is healing between the races, there will unfortunately, be festering and infection.


                            Terra
                            Not sure whether it his healing that is the 'dosage of medicine' needed here.

                            I think the Officer could have been at fault to some degree.

                            Just not sure.

                            But I would like to have a practical discussion here and uncover as much evidence as we can.

                            And then determine based on that evidence and that evidence alone whether this shooting was absolutely reckless and unwarranted or not !.

                            It is the EXACT same thing I do with general political issues that go on everyday .

                            Devoid myself of ANY affiliation and look at the Facts in a very objective and non bias way.

                            It is really the only way to do things, if you want to be productive that is
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                        • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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                          Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                          No. We can have a mature and very calm and unemotional discussion if we all take a deep breath, gain some composure and act like the responsible adults we are.

                          Why is that so hard ?
                          Why would you bother to attempt to resurrect a thread, in a fun thread, that has been closed by mods?
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                          • Profile picture of the author discrat
                            Mainly, because we are all adults here. And we can have intelligent and calm debates and conversations in here.
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                          • Profile picture of the author discrat
                            My Posts can stand alone and still hold merit with or without this person
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                        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                          Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                          No. We can have a mature and very calm and unemotional discussion if we all take a deep breath, gain some composure and act like the responsible adults we are.

                          Why is that so hard ?
                          Please...please start another thread about this. Please. Why can't this remain a civilized discussion? Because, in the history of the Forum, it hasn't happened. Please start another thread. You are absolutely going to get this one shut down.

                          Please.
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                          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                            Please...please start another thread about this. Please. Why can't this remain a civilized discussion? Because, in the history of the Forum, it hasn't happened. Please start another thread. You are absolutely going to get this one shut down.

                            Please.
                            I will honor your request and not speak of it.

                            I actually don't know any of the facts anyway, lol!


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                            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                              I will honor your request and not speak of it.

                              I actually don't know any of the facts anyway, lol!


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                              I wasn't talking to you...you cute little bit of cuteness.
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                            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                            Please...please... Please...Please...

                            Please.
                            For you Claude.

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    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    Just thought I'd amalgamate news.



    (It's Claude's fault)
    Ouu - you should come to America and work as a "journalist" on a TV news channel. You seem very skilled. I'm sure the research was exhausting, but you hung in there and got the story - just like Bernstein and Woodward, but better. Look what you were able to instigate here!

    Our reps need skilled deflectors like you in our news corporations!
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    Michael Brown’s mother may face felony armed robbery charges: report

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2001373
    Lesley McSpadden and a group of about 30 people allegedly drove up to a group of Mike Brown T-shirt vendors and “rushed” them. One of the Ferguson Michael Brown shooting beating victims was reportedly the teenager’s grandmother and McSpadden’s former mother-in-law, Pearlie Gordon.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/1592386/mic...ting-t-shirts/
    Cheers

    -don
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Sooo .... more amalgamated news.

    Pampered Turkeys Rest Up in Pricey Hotel despite sex-assault allegations
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      This is the first thread that Claude and Dan have completely failed to de-rail because no one really knows what it's about anyway?
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        This is the first thread that Claude and Dan have completely failed to de-rail because no one really knows what it's about anyway?
        Yeah, it's like Bizarro World in here. Discrat tried to derail a silly thread with a serious topic. Up is down. Left is right. Claude is thin, imaginative, and well-liked...
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Have you not seen her ass? It's roughly the size of department store.
          No, she was here recently, (not far from where l live) l don't really know what all the fuss is about?

          True she has a zillion dollar diamond on her finger, and looks good in a tight dress, but that is about it!!!


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          No, butts about it!
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            I think TL The Liberator should put some statistical charts about anything into this thread to give it an air of respectability.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

            No, she was here recently, (not far from where l live) l don't really know what all the fuss is about?

            True she has a zillion dollar diamond on her finger, and looks good in a tight dress, but that is about it!!!


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            No, butts about it!
            Wow, if she turns round, it will be Costco
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

              Wow, if she turns round, it will be Costco
              hmmmm, l won't answer that without a lawyer in the room!

              Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

              I think TL The Liberator should put some statistical charts about anything into this thread to give it an air of respectability.
              Yes, put that up, just before the mods, close this thread!

              Yes, l think that we need to butt out of Kim's butt! The butt needs to stop here?

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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Yeah, it's like Bizarro World in here. Discrat tried to derail a silly thread with a serious topic. Up is down. Left is right. Claude is thin, imaginative, and well-liked...
          Dan;

          This is not a joke. Before the thread was derailed (Thank you Discrat, for backing off), I had already planned the next 5 or 6 posts, in anticipation for your responses. Now, all of that material has to be scrapped...because the momentum is gone.

          I do want to thank you for saying that I'm thin, imaginative, and well liked. I think we may be turning a corner in our relationship. And may I say that you are also well liked, respected, and kind. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving.

          By the way, did you know that the term "Bizarro World" also applies to a square planet in the Superman Mythos, where imperfect duplicates of Superman and his friends populate the planet? And did you know that they say the opposite of what they mean?

          Being a Marvel fan, you probably didn't know that.

          Me wish you am merry Thanksgiving.
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    Global warming linked to rise in number of photos of Kim Kardashian's butt on internet.

    Citizens of Ferguson riot in protest over rise in number of photos of Kim Kardashian's butt on internet.

    Bill Cosby blamed for rise in number of photos of Kim Kardashian's butt on internet.

    G20 meet in Brisbane to discuss rise in number of photos of Kim Kardashian's butt on internet.

    Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott threatens to "shirtfront" Vladimir Putin over rise in number of photos of Kim Kardashian's butt on internet.

    Decline in membership on Warrior Forum due to rise in number of photos of Kim Kardashian's butt on internet.

    ... etc., etc..
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I'm sorry - I find her butt grossly disproportionate. Half of our climate change centers around the emissions from that factory.

    Seriously, people don't believe SHE's responsible for that cyber fortune? Daddy has her stocked to the hilt with financial advisors and developers. That brain of her's couldn't figure out a game of leap-frog on it's own.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I'm sorry - I find her butt grossly disproportionate. Half of our climate change centers around the emissions from that factory.

      Seriously, people don't believe SHE's responsible for that cyber fortune? Daddy has her stocked to the hilt with financial advisors and developers. That brain of her's couldn't figure out a game of leap-frog on it's own.
      I agree! If my butt looked like that, I wouldn't oil it up and show it off, I'd cover it up and hide it!

      I can't imagine what it would look like when she's older and it starts to sag! Yikes!

      Do they make booty bras? LOL


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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          LOL!!!

          Sorry I asked!


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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      That brain of her's couldn't figure out a game of leap-frog on it's own.


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      • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          LOL!!!

          Sorry I asked!


          Terra
          Yes, l deleted my comments on MMGW and her butt, but it seems that others have taken up the slack!

          Her butt isn't happy!


          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Dan;

          This is not a joke. Before the thread was derailed (Thank you Discrat, for backing off), I had already planned the next 5 or 6 posts, in anticipation for your responses. Now, all of that material has to be scrapped...because the momentum is gone.

          I do want to thank you for saying that I'm thin, imaginative, and well liked. I think we may be turning a corner in our relationship. And may I say that you are also well liked, respected, and kind. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving.

          By the way, did you know that the term "Bizarro World" also applies to a square planet in the Superman Mythos, where imperfect duplicates of Superman and his friends populate the planet? And did you know that they say the opposite of what they mean?


          Being a Marvel fan, you probably didn't know that.

          Me wish you am merry Thanksgiving.
          That was just a rumor started by NASA!

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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

            New Isis video shows Jihadi John opening the local toy store and accepting a bouquet of flowers from a young girl.
            Yes, you have a choice between toy guns or toy machine guns, but l am being unfair, there are toy hand grenades out back!



            Unfortunately there are 3 year olds with real machine guns over there. Look up the definition of totally F*** up country, that would show up first!
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I'm sorry - I find her butt grossly disproportionate. Half of our climate change centers around the emissions from that factory.
      I'm sure that arse is solely responsible for Global Warming, but it is really fair for Kim Kardashian to be the butt of jokes?

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    Also for Claude (and the forum mods and political junkies as well).


    "Politics"

    Everyone's corrupt
    You should just shut up
    Lay down, back off
    The demon you disrupted

    Don't want to talk about politics
    Don't preach or talk about politics
    Don't make me talk about politics
    Don't give a shit about politics

    You want to sleep with him to get to who you need to know
    Think that's the way to go don't you?
    It's in religion, sex, and everything we do and say
    I look the other way won't you?

    Everybody's race
    Lying to your face
    Kick's you in the gut
    Slayed you here all messed up

    Don't want to talk about politics
    Don't preach or talk about politics
    Don't make me talk about politics
    Don't give a shit about politics

    You want to sleep with him to get to who you need to know
    Think that's the way to go don't you?
    It's in religion, sex, and everything we do and say
    I look the other way won't you?

    Tiny splinters are in your soul (and they remain there)
    Darkest life in the deepest hole (you sit and pray there)
    All the deals from the things you've done (you wouldn't ever work for)
    What you thought was so much fun (you have to pay for)

    Don't want to talk about politics
    Don't preach or talk about politics
    Don't make me talk about politics
    Don't give a shit about politics

    You want to sleep with him to get to who you need to know
    Think that's the way to go don't you?
    It's in religion, sex, and everything we do and say
    I look the other way won't you?

    Don't want to talk about politics
    Don't preach or talk about politics
    Don't make me talk about politics
    Don't give a shit about politics

    Don't want to talk about politics
    Don't preach or talk about politics
    Don't make me talk about politics
    Don't give a shit about politics!
    Cheers

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    I was going to protest Ferguson and the rise in number of photos of Kim Kardashian's butt on internet,
    but I got high.






    (Parody of an actual Denver tweet, not to be taken seriously. I don't get high. Nor, do I know how to do the small print thingy.)
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      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      I was going to protest Ferguson and the rise in number of photos of Kim Kardashian's butt on internet,
      but I got high.

      (Parody of an actual Denver tweet, not to be taken seriously. I don't get high. Nor, do I know how to do the small print thingy.)
      Yeah, the tweet was posted on the aforementioned closed (and now deleted) thread...

      Cheers

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