Remember the good 'ol days?

Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

When gay meant happy?
I don't.

Professor. Why does being gay, infringe on your day...at all?

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Professor. Why does being gay, infringe on your day...at all?

I am feeling low baldie, any bald stories to cheer me up?
When did your hair start fallin?? And what ya do to stop the impulse to kill urself???

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I am feeling low baldie, any bald stories to cheer me up?
When did your hair start fallin?? And what ya do to stop the impulse to kill urself???

But what does feeling low have to do with being gay?

PS ~ You won't get anywhere towards insulting Claude with bald jokes. He's too mature to be offended and even more so than that, he loves the attention.

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

But what does feeling low have to do with being gay?

PS ~ You won't get anywhere towards insulting Claude with bald jokes. He's too mature to be offended and even more so than that, he loves the attention.

Terra

I ain't insulting him sweetheart just can't be bothered typing something as sissy as his name.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

But what does feeling low have to do with being gay?

PS ~ You won't get anywhere towards insulting Claude with bald jokes. He's too mature to be offended and even more so than that, he loves the attention.

Terra

Take That Professor! Yup, I'm way to mature to be offended by bald jokes.

But whatever you do, don't mention my bedwetting. I'm very sensitive about that.

And like Terra says, I love the attention...just another sign of maturity from Claude "Neener Neener" Whitacre

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TimPhelan 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

But whatever you do, don't mention my bedwetting. I'm very sensitive about that.

That's pretty funny. I thought you wore diapers though.
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- Kurt 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TimPhelan
  
  That's pretty funny. I thought you wore diapers though.
  
  It depends...
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Have no fear, Claude!
  
  Here I come to save the day...well night, actually. Well, maybe the day too if your problem spills over into daylight.
  
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  Frank Donovan 9 years ago
  
  Remember the good 'ol days?
  
  I remember the good ol' days, when apostrophes were put in their correct position.
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Remember the good 'ol days?
  
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  tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  Yes, the good old days where honesty was the best policy!
  
  And people didn't trash someone to make themselves feel better, although it is common knowledge that Claude does fumigate his Batman outfit regularly and does wear it to bed.
  
  Enough said, l think!
  
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- Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TimPhelan
  
  That's pretty funny. I thought you wore diapers though.
  
  I've had lots of people ask me if I'm wearing a diaper. I get mad and say "No. I'm just shaped like that naturally."
  
  And then they say, "No..No...we weren't insinuating that you were fat around your butt. We were just concerned about the sloshing sound you make, when you walk....and the smell".
  
  And "Claude, the totally aware", thinks.."So, they don't think I look fat".....and I slosh away, happy.
  
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  TimPhelan 9 years ago
  
  "Sloshing around"? You poor boy! Where's your nanny to change you when you are wet? I bet you have diaper rash too. ( Btw: Are you sure they are putting diapers on you? They usually don't make a sloshing sound. Maybe they just stuck a bedpan on you and duct tapped it into place again. )
  
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  whateverpedia 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TimPhelan
  
  Are you sure they are putting diapers on you?
  
  Could be bubble wrap.
  
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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Take That Professor! Yup, I'm way to mature to be offended by bald jokes.

But whatever you do, don't mention my bedwetting. I'm very sensitive about that.

And like Terra says, I love the attention...just another sign of maturity from Claude "Neener Neener" Whitacre

I was wondering if Professor Carpet went bald if he'd consider wearing a rug?

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WalkingCarpet Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I was wondering if Professor Carpet went bald if he'd consider wearing a rug?

No baldies in my family- hence no chance in hell.
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whateverpedia 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Professor. Why does being gay, infringe on your day...at all?

After hanging around the gym all day with a lot of sweaty testerone fueled lads perhaps the closet door is starting to open for the Professor.

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lgibbon

Banned 9 years ago

Ah yes, the good old days.
When the basement had no carpet.

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9 years ago

Back when MTV was still worth watching?

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positivenegative

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

Remember the good 'ol days?
When gay meant happy?
I don't.

Self-professed (or should that be professor) he-men seldom do, Mister Shag-pile.

If the cap fits, wear it.

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WalkingCarpet Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by positivenegative

Self-professed (or should that be professor) he-men seldom do, Mister Shag-pile.

If the cap fits, wear it.

I love being hairy- means lots of testosterone.
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- positivenegative 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet
  
  I love being hairy- means lots of testosterone.
  
  Which doesn't benefit monkeys, either.
  
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  Which doesn't benefit monkeys, either.
  
  It does, if you pick a fight with one.
  
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  whateverpedia 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet
  
  It does, if you pick a fight with one.
  
  Why are you picking fights with monkeys? Is it because they have a bigger banana than you? Bigger coconuts perhaps?
  
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Kurt

9 years ago

Anyone heard the Flintstones Theme covered by a band called Odd Claude And The Half Whits?

They were an obscure Celtic/Ska fusion band. Their version was a little strange, the lead singer Odd Claude just sang the same small part of the song over...and over...and over.

"Have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
We'll have a gay old time."

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HeySal

9 years ago

You're down because of language morphology? Hmmm.

Sorry, I can't help with that one.

My "good old days" sound a lot more exciting than yours. Get out and do something new - you're in a rut.

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bizgrower

9 years ago

Actually, natural baldness is a sign of high testosterone.

With the Professor in the room, bedwetting should be referred to as enuresis.

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Steven Wagenheim 9 years ago

She does.

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Kurt

9 years ago

"Girls were girls...and so was Claude...Those where the days..."

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9 years ago

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tagiscom 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

"Girls were girls...and so was Claude...Those where the days..."

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Stop torturing us Kurt, l wouldn't watch that video if you tied me up in a chair and fed me Red Bulls!
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