[SCARY!!!] Six Inch Humanoid Running

WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

I have an 8 inch.. er humanoid.

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attackdome 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I have an 8 inch.. er humanoid.

That's what he said.
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I have an 8 inch.. er intellect.

I fixed that for you.

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WalkingCarpet

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I fixed that for you.

I got a funny feeling that Joe Bald don't love me

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I got a funny feeling that Joe Bald don't love me

I actually find you entertaining. You remind me of several of my friends, when I was single.
And, I want to thank you...publicly...for not bringing up my bedwetting.

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positivenegative 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I got a funny feeling that Joe Bald don't love me.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I actually find you entertaining, in a Ripleys kind of way..

Fixed that for you, Claude.
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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I actually find you entertaining. You remind me of several of my friends, when I was single.
And, I want to thank you...publicly...for not bringing up my bedwetting.

Spot the lie in the post above. Answer below.

"Friends" is plural. This is an obvious falsity.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Spot the lie in the post above. Answer below.
"Friends" is plural. This is an obvious falsity.

I have 14 people I call friends. 6 of them are imaginary...and 8 of them are voices in my head.

Guess which one you are.

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WalkingCarpet

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have 14 people I call friends. 6 of them are imaginary...and 8 of them are voices in my head.

Guess which one you are.

When i was in the mental asylum the first thing the shrinks ask you is 'Do you hear voices in ur head?' and even tho I do, I do hear voices I say 'No'.

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attackdome 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

When i was in jail the first thing the shrinks ask you is 'Did you drop the soap?' and even tho I do somethings I learned to always say 'No'.

^^^Trying to learn this "Fixed it for you" stuff ^^^ Haha. This stuff is like Mad Libs.
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whateverpedia 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

and even tho I do, I do hear voices I say 'No'.

We know............
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

When i was in the mental asylum the first thing the shrinks ask you is 'Do you hear voices in ur head?' and even tho I do, I do hear voices I say 'No'.

You could have said "Everyone hears voices in their head. I'm hearing yours right now. You want to know if I hear voices in my head..that aren't coming from anyone talking to me at the moment"

You want to separate the imaginary voices in your head...from the real ones. My problem is that 3 of my imaginary friends, also hear voices in their head.

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I have an 8 inch.. er humanoid.

I was joking before. It's actually pronounced Hemorrhoid. You have an 8 inch Hemorrhoid.

Girls will be impressed. I know I am.

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You have an 8 inch Hemorrhoid.

Now that was funny.

It reminds me of the time The Professor and I went to the beach. He asked me how I was able to attract all the girls when they ignored him. I told him to stick half a potato in his swimming trunks.

Unfortunately the girls that didn't laugh at him ran away screaming. It was then I had to inform him he was supposed to stick it down the front of his trunks.

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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Now that was funny.

It reminds me of the time The Professor and I went to the beach. He asked me how I was able to attract all the girls when they ignored him. I told him to stick half a potato in his swimming trunks.

Unfortunately the girls that didn't laugh at him ran away screaming. It was then I had to inform him he was supposed to stick it down the front of his trunks.

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joseph7384

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You want to separate the imaginary voices in your head...from the real ones. My problem is that 3 of my imaginary friends, also hear voices in their head.

If you here voices in your head it's OK you're not crazy
If you answer the voice's questions it's OK you're still not crazy
If you ask the voice's to repeat what they have just said it's OK you're still not crazy

And if you ask me I hate when the voices in my head go silent because I don't know what those FU@#&Ker's are planning.

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attackdome 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Spot the lie in the post above. Answer below.
"Friends" is plural. This is an obvious falsity.

That should be the slogan for Beauty and The Geek. (Music) "I've got the brains and you've got the looks. Let make lots of... MONEY. You spot the lie, I check below. Friends are IMAGINARY."

SWAG. jk.
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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I actually find you entertaining. You remind me of several of my friends, when I was single.
And, I want to thank you...publicly...for not bringing up my bedwetting.

Haha!! You guys are hilarious.

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HeySal

9 years ago

Why someone would take a mouse to be a humanoid is a very good question. Is he taking drugs or having a psychotic meltdown? I'd watch him closely. Something isn't right.

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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Why someone would take a mouse to be a humanoid is a very good question. Is he taking drugs or having a psychotic meltdown? I'd watch him closely. Something isn't right.

Haha. Yes to all questions.

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nickherc

9 years ago

Yeah, there's a good chance he "lost it". I mean come on, just hope it's not sychophrenia or something :S.

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Daniel Evans 9 years ago

Originally Posted by nickherc

... just hope it's not sychophrenia or something :S.

Is that the affliction that doesn't exist that makes people see things that don't exist?
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  Originally Posted by Daniel Evans
  
  Is that the affliction that doesn't exist that makes people see things that don't exist?
  
  He says he has all sorts of disorders, but has never actually been diagnosed with anything.
  
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thunderbird

9 years ago

Ah, leprechauns. They're known to change their appearance to resemble mice.

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Are you sure they weren't miniature fluffy bunnies?

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seasoned

9 years ago

So, seeing the mouse, he admitted that IT was what he thought was humanoid? It's unlikely that a humanoid would run at any great speed for any great distance on all fours. It is often difficult for others to do the same on two legs.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by attackdome

A couple of months ago an acquaintance of mine kept insisting that there was a 6 inch humanoid running around his house. When I mean insisting, I really mean it. He would investigate it, set up mouse traps, do creepy mediations to try and communicate. What have you. why do people believe that stuff?! It was a mouse.

First, it's not the craziest thing I've read here. Crazy? Yes, but not the craziest.
Lots of things can trigger these hallucinations. Drugs, not enough oxygen, extreme lack of sleep, fever, the onset of schizophrenia....

Don't worry too much about it, unless he continues to have these delusions.

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Kurt

9 years ago

If anyone thinks seeing 6 inch humanoids is scary, try being the 6 inch humanoid. Here's a documentary from the 60s on the subject:

"LAND OF THE GIANTS" (TV PROMO...

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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

If anyone thinks seeing 6 inch humanoids is scary, try being the 6 inch humanoid. Here's a documentary from the 60s on the subject:

"LAND OF THE GIANTS" (TV PROMO TRAILERS) RARE!! - YouTube

GAHH!! YOU PUT THREE 6's in your post!!

If you don't mind me asking, is this from the old Gulliver's Traveling Pants? or whatever its called.

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alistair

9 years ago

I think I'd rather have a six inch humanoid running round the house than a six inch mouse. By the way, how did he discover it was a mouse?

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attackdome 9 years ago

Originally Posted by alistair

I think I'd rather have a six inch humanoid running round the house than a six inch mouse. By the way, how did he discover it was a mouse?

He didn't say it was a mouse. First he said it was a squirrel, then a rat, then a small dog, then a humanoid, and he was SERIOUS. One day I asked em "it was a mouse right" and he never replied again hahaha

Honestly, I believe that he believed it was a humanoid.
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bravo75

9 years ago

Who is to say there is not a humanoid running around his house? People believe in ghosts, bigfoot, mothmen, demons, angels, reptilians, greys, prophets, spirit animals, fairies, mermaids, gargoyles, dragons... What's wrong with an 8 inch humanoid thrown into the mix?

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attackdome 9 years ago

He had mousetraps, then he saw that the peanut butter was disappearing. So he assumed that it was a 6 inch humanoid and not a mouse. Usually he says things like this every month or so and then a while later he will say it was a hallucination.
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by bravo75

Who is to say there is not a humanoid running around his house? People believe in ghosts, bigfoot, mothmen, demons, angels, reptilians, greys, prophets, spirit animals, fairies, mermaids, gargoyles, dragons... What's wrong with an 8 inch humanoid thrown into the mix?

You are right. They are all equally plausible creatures. Why not?

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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You are right. They are all equally plausible creatures. Why not?

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9 years ago

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WalkingCarpet

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

OMG! Proof! I renounce logic and science forever. I have been shown the truth. As the Prophesy foretold.

'The Bald shall Rule'?
A prophecy that misread could have been.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

'The Bald shall Rule'?
A prophecy that misread could have been.

I keep telling you, you need to step up your game. Bald? Do you think it bothers me that I'm bald? No. It bothers me that someone could find out that;

I'm a bedwetter.
I killed a man in 1980, and never got caught.
I'm really an ugly woman. Mrs. Garrison, in fact.
In high school, I was voted "Most likely to never make anyone's Most Likely list"
I'm fat enough, that I'm the same height, whether I'm laying down, or standing up.
I embezzled $100,000 from my own company....and I turned myself in. I've entered a counter lawsuit.
My membership to NAMBLA was revoked, because I was too extreme for them
I actually live in my Mom's basement. And she lives in a mobile home.
Even spammers take me off their lists.
Hookers turn me down. Ugly ones.

Use your imagination. There is a lot about me to make fun of.

added a minute later; I just looked it up and found out that NAMBLA is a real thing. I always thought it was just a Jon Stewart joke.

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whateverpedia 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I just looked it up and found out that NAMBLA is a real thing.

The North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes were also featured in an episode of South Park.
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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I keep telling you, you need to step up your game. Bald? Do you think it bothers me that I'm bald? No. It bothers me that someone could find out that;

I'm a bedwetter.
I killed a man in 1980, and never got caught.
I'm really an ugly woman. Mrs. Garrison, in fact.
In high school, I was voted "Most likely to never make anyone's Most Likely list"
I'm fat enough, that I'm the same height, whether I'm laying down, or standing up.
I embezzled $100,000 from my own company....and I turned myself in. I've entered a counter lawsuit.
My membership to NAMBLA was revoked, because I was too extreme for them
I actually live in my Mom's basement. And she lives in a mobile home.
Even spammers take me off their lists.
Hookers turn me down. Ugly ones.

Use your imagination. There is a lot about me to make fun of.

added a minute later; I just looked it up and found out that NAMBLA is a real thing. I always thought it was just a Jon Stewart joke.

Hey, that's quite enough. We like to make up our own insults. Mind you if you keep on with this we are going to run out of material.

Incidentally, I know your sometimes a bit of a self loather. That guy you said you killed, did you hurt your hand when you delivered the death blow and hear the sound of breaking glass. I thought so.

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WalkingCarpet

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I keep telling you, you need to step up your game. Bald? Do you think it bothers me that I'm bald? No. It bothers me that someone could find out that;

I'm a bedwetter.
I killed a man in 1980, and never got caught.
I'm really an ugly woman. Mrs. Garrison, in fact.
In high school, I was voted "Most likely to never make anyone's Most Likely list"
I'm fat enough, that I'm the same height, whether I'm laying down, or standing up.
I embezzled $100,000 from my own company....and I turned myself in. I've entered a counter lawsuit.
My membership to NAMBLA was revoked, because I was too extreme for them
I actually live in my Mom's basement. And she lives in a mobile home.
Even spammers take me off their lists.
Hookers turn me down. Ugly ones.

Use your imagination. There is a lot about me to make fun of.

added a minute later; I just looked it up and found out that NAMBLA is a real thing. I always thought it was just a Jon Stewart joke.

Bald does it for me Joey.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

Bald does it for me Joey.

I haven't used my gay wrestling stage name Joey for quite some time. And I only use it now, selling those old wrestling videos. Some guy that calls himself "The Professor" keeps buying up all the copies.

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WalkingCarpet

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I haven't used my gay wrestling stage name Joey for quite some time. And I only use it now, selling those old wrestling videos. Some guy that calls himself "The Professor" keeps buying up all the copies.

I always wondered Joe, when it rains does it give the song 'Raindrops keep fallin on my head' a whole new meaning?

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I always wondered Joe, when it rains does it give the song 'Raindrops keep fallin on my head' a whole new meaning?

Yes.....it gives 'Raindrops keep falling on my head' a whole new meaning. I never gave it a thought, until you just mentioned it...but yes, you have opened my eyes to the irony.

You called me Joe. Only my Mom...and hookers..... ever called me Joe.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You called me Joe. Only my Mom...and hookers..... ever called me Joe.

Shane, we need this turned into a book cover STAT!:

Dead Hookers Call Me Joe: The Claude Whitacre Story

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Shane, we need this turned into a book cover STAT!:

Dead Hookers Call Me Joe: The Claude Whitacre Story

If You're A Ghost, Are You Still Gay?

The Dan Riffle Story.

Dead Hookers Are Funny All By Themselves

The Professor Carpet Story.

Need Any Hookers Killed?

The Kurt Story

I Sent A Hooker $5,000 For A Plane Ticket

The Shane Story

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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Yeah, I'm just going to remove that.

I have a feeling that one's gonna come back to haunt you.
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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Hooker In High Heels And Leather

The Sal Story

Excuse me? Did you actually just say that?

Back at ya Dough Boy.

Even Hookers say No
The Claude Whitacre story

Excerpt: Finding out about MKUltra saved my life. Mind control was my only chance at
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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by attackdome

What? You're mom was a hooker?!! jk. That wasn't cool. . .

You said my Mom was a Hooker? I'm Mom died several years ago. She had her hand amputated because of bad circulation, from Diabetes. She had a hook for a left hand.

So...YES, my Mom was a hooker. I hope you feel better.

(attackdome; I'm just pulling your leg. Welcome to the zoo)
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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Excuse me? Did you actually just say that?

Back at ya Dough Boy.

Even Hookers say No
The Claude Whitacre story

Excerpt: Finding out about MKUltra saved my life. Mind control was my only chance at
pretending to be an average guy. She still wonders where my money went. If her mind control
fails, I'll never see her again, and I'll still be paying for her.

Yeah Claude, terrible typo you made there, let me correct that for you.

Hooker In High Heels And Leather

The Lanfear63 Story

An honest mistake. Could have happened to anyone.

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garyv 9 years ago

Come on now... we've all been reading Claude's posts for years. I never remember seeing him say anything mean that wasn't a joke or sarcasm. He's one of the kindest fellows on this forum. Given that context how could one assume that he was being mean?
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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Yes.....it gives 'Raindrops keep falling on my head' a whole new meaning. I never gave it a thought, until you just mentioned it...but yes, you have opened my eyes to the irony.

You called me Joe. Only my Mom...and hookers..... ever called me Joe.

What? You're mom was a hooker?!! jk. That wasn't cool. . .

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by attackdome

why do people believe that stuff?!

Originally Posted by attackdome

Well, there is proof right here...by you.....after you asked the question
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- attackdome 9 years ago
  
  Proof that it's a hoax! Personally, I find it silly and foolish to believe in such things, but when it is put into a fantasy it's phenomenal. One good example of a beautiful tale is Into The Woods. There's a movie with Meril Streep Throat cUming up about it.
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Well, there is proof right here...by you.....after you asked the question
  
  I believe that's an autopsy of the recently deceased duchess of Alba.
  
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  attackdome 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by garyv
  
  I believe that's an autopsy of the recently deceased duchess of Alba.
  
  OH MY GOD THAT SCARED ME! Not playing dude.
  
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by bravo75

Who is to say there is not a humanoid running around his house? People believe in ghosts, bigfoot, mothmen, demons, angels, reptilians, greys, prophets, spirit animals, fairies, mermaids, gargoyles, dragons... What's wrong with an 8 inch humanoid thrown into the mix?

We were talking about 6 inch humanoids. And there is some serious science behind the evidence. Eight inches? Now, you're just being silly.

And let's not forget the 36 foot tall humans that used to roam the Earth. David McCallum narrates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_-vWCY5lN0

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by attackdome

A couple of months ago an acquaintance of mine kept insisting that there was a 6 inch humanoid running around his house. When I mean insisting, I really mean it. He would investigate it, set up mouse traps, do creepy mediations to try and communicate. What have you. why do people believe that stuff?! It was a mouse.

Could you ask your friend if the 6 inch humanoid has a goatee. A friend wants to know.

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attackdome 9 years ago

He thinks it's an alien, leprechaun, rat, mouse, squirrel, goblin, small dog, raccoon, and demon already. That like when I went to the hospital was prescribed narcotics and yelled,"I AM THE WALRUS!"
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HeySal

9 years ago

Back at ya Dough Boy.

Even Hookers say No
The Claude Whitacre story

Dude - WTF is wrong with your head? Serious. WTF is wrong with you?

Severe apatternicity is one thing - but having not one filter whatsoever on what is actually funny and what is severely tacky......well, I guess we knew that, huh? You need to get checked for chlorovirus.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Back at ya Dough Boy.

Even Hookers say No
The Claude Whitacre story

Dude - WTF is wrong with your head? Serious. WTF is wrong with you?

Severe apatternicity is one thing - but having not one filter whatsoever on what is actually funny and what is severely tacky......well, I guess we knew that, huh?

My mistake. It will never happen again.

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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My mistake. It will never happen again, I assure you.

Thanks. I had a potential client kinda browsing my posts. I say "had" because after that crack, he might reconsider. And, no, since you lack filters, that is not a chance for another hooker joke.

I don't mind humor, but when I have to come in and actually defend my honor, I get angry. Very angry.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

OMG, Claude!

I can't believe you had the audacity to post that regarding Sal, let alone think that it was funny!!

You call me a lady, but just let me tell you, I would have written a verbal tongue lashing that would have sliced you in so many pieces, that all the king's horses and all of the king's men would never be able to put you back together, EVER!

I may not have used the "f" word, granted, but you'd be hurting just the same.

You really, really need to make a heartfelt public apology to her but I don't even know if she'd accept it.

Yikes, Claude!

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

OMG, Claude!

I can't believe you had the audacity to post that regarding Sal, let alone think that it was funny!!

You call me a lady, but just let me tell you, I would have written a verbal tongue lashing that would have sliced you in so many pieces, that all the king's horses and all of the king's men would never be able to put you back together, EVER!

I may not have used the "f" word, granted, but you'd be hurting just the same.

You really, really need to make a heartfelt public apology to her but I don't even know if she'd accept it.

Yikes, Claude!

Terra

Terra; It was a mistake. I sometimes forget that we aren't all "one of the guys", and apparently, that's what I did this time. Genuinely offending or angering anyone, is never my intention.

And the thought of Sal actually being offended, simply never crossed my mind.

Like I said to Sal, I get it now...it won't happen again.

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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra; It was a mistake. I sometimes forget that we aren't all "one of the guys", and apparently, that's what I did this time. Genuinely offending or angering anyone, is never my intention.

And the thought of Sal actually being offended, simply never crossed my mind.

Like I said to Sal, I get it now...it won't happen again.

But it WAS FUNNY.

I'll be honest my story is the one where the character sent $5,000 to a hooker for a plane ticket. That's all me.

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attackdome

9 years ago

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

I thought this was supposed the be the Warrior Forum not the Troll Forum.

OH MY GAAAHHH!! That's what the six inch figure is!! A TROLL. A LITTLE FFFFKING TROLL!!!

(spoiler alert)
Like at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy when the blue guy opened up the ball and found a troll.

Originally Posted by HeySal

Thanks. I had a potential client kinda browsing my posts. I say "had" because after that crack, he might reconsider. And, no, since you lack filters, that is not a chance for another hooker joke.

I don't mind humor, but when I have to come in and actually defend my honor, I get angry. Very angry.

I met the hulk a few months ago. Lou Ferrigno told me to pick out a picture that I liked and he signed it. Too bad he didn't turn green. :/

Also, for those who were talking about some head injury listen to "Come and Get Your Love" it was also in Guardians of the Galaxy. Heeeeyyy. HEEEEYY. What's the matter with your head..

Also, what kind of crack we talking here? Butt crack. Cause that's freaking nasty, kid.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by attackdome

CHILDREN OF THE CORN

I thought this was supposed the be the Warrior Forum not the Troll Forum.

OH MY GAAAHHH!! That's what the six inch figure is!! A TROLL. A LITTLE FFFFKING TROLL!!!

(spoiler alert)
Like at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy when the blue guy opened up the ball and found a troll.

Tell me you DID NOT just call me a TROLL!

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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Tell me you DID NOT just call me a TROLL!

Terra

Ok. Ok. Ok...
I DID NOT just call you a troll (I'm lying).

just kidding

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by attackdome

Ok. Ok. Ok...
I DID NOT just call you a troll (I'm lying).

just kidding

Sir; You are making a classic rookie mistake. There are levels of jokes, and levels of tolerance to them.

Sometimes people see Riffle, me, and a few others tease each other mercilessly. But there are boundaries. And not everyone has the same perspective.

It's better to err on the side of caution, until you get to know the members and their temperaments. Everyone is nice, but not every joke is funny to everyone.

Guess how I know that.

Originally Posted by attackdome

But it WAS FUNNY.

I'll be honest my story is the one where the character sent $5,000 to a hooker for a plane ticket. That's all me.

It was funny to you. It was obviously funny to me, or I wouldn't have posted it. But again, "Insult humor" isn't always taken as brilliant. Just hang out for awhile, and see the ebb and flow.

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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Sir; You are making a classic rookie mistake. There are levels of jokes, and levels of tolerance to them.

Sometimes people see Riffle, me, and a few others tease each other mercilessly. But there are boundaries. And not everyone has the same perspective.

It's better to err on the side of caution, until you get to know the members and their temperaments. Everyone is nice, but not every joke is funny to everyone.

Guess how I know that.

It was funny to you. It was obviously funny to me, or I wouldn't have posted it. But again, "Insult humor" isn't always taken as brilliant. Just hang out for awhile, and see the ebb and flow.

Yeah, I've been here for about 3 years now, but lost the credentials to my past account. I don't even use the email connected with it anymore. I know how it works, but c'mon I'm not going to not act myself. If they don't like it, they could go milk a cow somewhere else. And I get it, one day the chickens will come home to roost. Whatever the hell that means.

anyway, I'm getting angry at being called a rookie. Bye.

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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by attackdome

Yeah, I've been here for about 3 years now, but lost the credentials to my past account. I don't even use the email connected with it anymore. I know how it works, but c'mon I'm not going to not act myself. If they don't like it, they could go milk a cow somewhere else. And I get it, one day the chickens will come home to roost. Whatever the hell that means.

anyway, I'm getting angry at being called a rookie. Bye.

Claude made a mistake. You, sir, aren't even in possession of enough moral fiber to understand what the mistake was. I have been here 10 years. If someone's going to go milk a cow elsewhere it's you.

For you info, had I wanted to press it, I probably could have gone after Claude for a month time out for such an inappropriate remark - so who is it that would be milking a cow elsewhere?

It takes more than such a comment to put me into control freak, off with his head mode. I expressed myself and he understands he crossed my boundaries. Claude might have bad taste in humor now and then, but he does have a high enough moral continence to know when he screwed up. You, sir, have just shown in a business forum that you do not.

Nice going, dipstick.

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attackdome

9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Claude made a mistake. You, sir, aren't even in possession of enough moral fiber to understand what the mistake was. I have been here 10 years. If someone's going to go milk a cow elsewhere it's you.

For you info, had I wanted to press it, I probably could have gone after Claude for a month time out for such an inappropriate remark - so who is it that would be milking a cow elsewhere?

It takes more than such a comment to put me into control freak, off with his head mode. I expressed myself and he understands he crossed my boundaries. Claude might have bad taste in humor now and then, but he does have a high enough moral continence to know when he screwed up. You, sir, have just shown in a business forum that you do not.

Nice going, dipstick.

Dude calm down. why would I put a smiley face if I wasn't playing? Business in a forum that I do not? I started this thread and was thanking you guys for commenting until it turned into a troll thread. I do not appreciate being called rookie and that is all I said. Milking a cow elsewhere means to overplay something; which I have not done. Who are you to say that I am not in possession of enough moral fiber if you don't even know me on a personal level?

Nice going, dipstick.

As an ethical human I will not sink down to the level of name calling because that is immature. So I won't insult you, besides I NEVER even insulted anybody here, if something was taken as insult, it was just a joke. People all have their own personality that makes them special, so what's the problem?

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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by attackdome

Dude calm down. why would I put a smiley face if I wasn't playing? Business in a forum that I do not? I started this thread and was thanking you guys for commenting until it turned into a troll thread. I do not appreciate being called rookie and that is all I said. Milking a cow elsewhere means to overplay something; which I have not done. Who are you to say that I am not in possession of enough moral fiber if you don't even know me on a personal level?

As an ethical human I will not sink down to the level of name calling because that is immature. So I won't insult you, besides I NEVER even insulted anybody here, if something was taken as insult, it was just a joke. People all have their own personality that makes them special, so what's the problem?

Then quit calling me "Dude". Sal is short for Sally. I'm not one of Claudes male guy pals. I'm a female. Get it now?

Gary - I know Claude didn't think what he was saying was mean. If I had thought there was cruelty intended my responses might have been very different. However..............

That said, he did cross a line. There are two things you do not do, even in a joke, one is impune someone's mother, the other is to impune a woman's sexual morality.

Know this. 1. If you let someone say something that crude about you, there will be others who follow thinking it is okay - and things snowball, sometimes to a point they can ruin a reputation.

If you were a potential client doing some due diligence on someone and came across a forum where the person you were thinking of contracting was being called filth, what would your reaction be?

Sorry - I don't let that kind of thing go even if I know there was not a bad intent in it. It crosses the line, pure and simple. If you don't think so - think of this. How would you have felt if it had been your mother or wife he'd called a hooker? Funny?

Some of us know each other in here and if we were at a party with just us we could get away with saying a lot of crap to each other we can't in here. Not everyone knows us.....yet - there are a lot who see posts like this and do not understand the under current, and will copy what they see simply because they think that it will help them fit in. We have to be responsible to each other to a point that we don't ruin each other's reputations just to pass off a joke we find humorous.

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9 years ago

It was probably a Smurf, which are usually no more than 3 apples tall.

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attackdome 9 years ago

Originally Posted by rondo

It was probably a Smurf, which are usually no more than 3 apples tall.

Andrew

Yeah actually I've heard many many stories about smurfs being taken over by demons. They walk, they curse, beat up a kid, there's many stories.
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Banned 9 years ago

Whoa this is worse than ISIS in here.

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Richard Van 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

Whoa this is worse than ISIS in here.

Yes. The mood has changed somewhat since yesterday.
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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

Whoa this is worse than ISIS in here.

Perhaps, however, we've done something ISIS would never do. We've called a cease fire due to a peace treaty.

See, it's something like this. When a bush is growing, it spreads out branches as it grows and we watch it grow and flourish. But once in awhile, one or two of those branches spreads out a little too far. At that point, those branches need to be pruned back, or the bush will become unhealthy and won't be able bear good fruit, or those branches could choke out the rest of the bush from the nutrients it needs and die a slow agonizing death.

The shears have been utilized, the branches pruned back and all is good now.

It had to be done. We wouldn't want Claude to bear bad fruit or die a slow agonizing death, now would we.

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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Perhaps, however, we've done something ISIS would never do. We've called a cease fire due to a peace treaty.

See, it's something like this. When a bush is growing, it spreads out branches as it grows and we watch it grow and flourish. But once in awhile, one or two of those branches spreads out a little too far. At that point, those branches need to be pruned back, or the bush will become unhealthy and won't be able bear good fruit, or those branches could choke out the rest of the bush from the nutrients it needs and die a slow agonizing death.

The shears have been utilized, the branches pruned back and all is good now.

It had to be done. We wouldn't want Claude to bear bad fruit or die a slow agonizing death, now would we.

Terra

That was a pretty incredible metaphore, Terra. I'm freaking impressed. And at the time of morning it is there just before I retire for the evening...er morning, yet. May I ask you a very serious question?

What the hell kind of coffee are you drinking? I could use some of that brand.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

That was a pretty incredible metaphore, Terra. I'm freaking impressed. And at the time of morning it is there just before I retire for the evening...er morning. May I ask you a very serious question?

What the hell kind of coffee are you drinking? I could use some of that brand.

LOL!

It's Green Mountain, French Vanilla nicely packed in a k-cup. = )

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