And the Next James Bond Should Be . . ?

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I'd like to see Tom Hardy in the role. You?

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
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    Oh, sorry. I thought you meant James Bald.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      This guy:




      Oh, sorry. I thought you meant James Bald.

      With a face like that, you just know there's bodies buried under his front porch.
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        With a face like that, you just know there's bodies buried under his front porch.
        Indeed ... and I was thinking yours was one of them: very relieved to see you alive and posting.

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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        With a face like that, you just know there's bodies buried under his front porch.
        I just need one more to complete my collection. Lunch?
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        • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
          It could be time for a Jane Bond, with maybe Rosamund Pike or Keira Knightly in the role.

          If it has to be another male, perhaps Clive Owen - although age may now be against him.

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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

            It could be time for a Jane Bond, with maybe Rosamund Pike or Keira Knightly in the role.

            If it has to be another male, perhaps Clive Owen - although age may now be against him.

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            I always thought Clive would be excellent.
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            • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
              I'm thinking Taylor Swift...


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              • Profile picture of the author Martin Avis
                Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

                I'm thinking Taylor Swift...
                Well, obviously. But the rest of us are talking about James Bond.

                I read that Dan Stevens was auditioning for the role. I reckon he'd be a good choice.

                Better than Shake'nVac Claude, anyway!
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                • Profile picture of the author Tom Addams
                  Originally Posted by Martin Avis View Post

                  Well, obviously. But the rest of us are talking about James Bond.

                  I read that Dan Stevens was auditioning for the role. I reckon he'd be a good choice.

                  Better than Shake'nVac Claude, anyway!
                  Dan Stevens would be a great choice. He and Tom Hardy are my top choices.

                  Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

                  It could be time for a Jane Bond, with maybe Rosamund Pike or Keira Knightly in the role.

                  If it has to be another male, perhaps Clive Owen - although age may now be against him.

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                  Jane Bond - now I like that. Keira Knightly would be superb. It'd be hard to get audiences to take the name seriously, but maybe a Bond spin-off with a different name. Maybe keep it simple: 008.

                  I'd have said Clive Owen a few years back; depends how they go. If they want a more mature, battle-worn Bond, he'd be my top choice.

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                  • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
                    Originally Posted by Get Rich Methods View Post


                    Jane Bond - now I like that. Keira Knightly would be superb. It'd be hard to get audiences to take the name seriously, but maybe a Bond spin-off with a different name. Maybe keep it simple:
                    That could actually work but I think I would like to see a not cute actor playing the role since otherwise I think hollywood types could not resist putting her in spandex/leather making her into more a sex symbol than a spy
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

                      That could actually work but I think I would like to see a not cute actor playing the role since otherwise I think hollywood types could not resist putting her in spandex/leather making her into more a sex symbol than a spy
                      I agree. I think a less than beautiful woman, shown to be incredibly capable.....could change the dynamic of casting. And it would be an incredibly refreshing change.

                      I don't think teenage boys would be enthusiastic about it, but I sure would be.

                      And Daniel Craig isn't a pretty boy, and he make a phenomenal Bond.
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                      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        And Daniel Craig isn't a pretty boy, and he make a phenomenal Bond.
                        Sheesh he made a believer out of me. I won't lie when I first heard he was the bond and took another look I thought what the? I was set to dislike him but sorry if this offends anyone but he made the pretty boys like Roger Moore just look like jokes. Really the only bond I really care for now besides him is Connery.

                        eh......I don't want to go off on anything (seriously I DO NOT) but I think it fair since I comment on other threads in regard to black athletes etc and the link states who is considered the front runner. Even as an African American I am not feeling a black james Bond. I see no reason to ethnicize everything and I am quite sure it takes it out of the foundation of the books to add all that into it if you end up changing his background

                        Just me. Perhaps he would be good from an acting stand point.. I have not watched him in much.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Tom Addams
                          Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

                          Sheesh he made a believer out of me. I won't lie when I first heard he was the bond and took another look I thought what the? I was set to dislike him but sorry if this offends anyone but he made the pretty boys like Roger Moore just look like jokes. Really the only bond I really care for now besides him is Connery.

                          eh......I don't want to go off on anything (seriously I DO NOT) but I think it fair since I comment on other threads in regard to black athletes etc and the link states who is considered the front runner. Even as an African American I am not feeling a black james Bond. I see no reason to ethnicize everything and I am quite sure it takes it out of the foundation of the books to add all that into it if you end up changing his background

                          Just me. Perhaps he would be good from an acting stand point.. I have not watched him in much.
                          I'm glad someone brought this up. I'm not racist in the least, my wife being mixed-race, but I'm not behind a black James Bond. It would be like casting Zack Efron as Shaft. I can't get behind it. Same with casting, I don't know, Seth Rogen as Othelo (although that might actually be funny). Some roles are just so ingrained culturally, and so well-defined in movies and literature, that accepting even say a female 007 would just seem to be a difficult prospect for a mass audience. If I was financing, I'd be concerned of changing the formula so drastically. Saying that, Idris could pull it off and do so extremely well. Personally, I just have a lot of love for the character and I'd hate to see it mucked about with too much. It's like Star Wars. I wouldn't want to see a remake of A New Hope and have them change the original cast. They were perfect; no remake required. Same goes for Bond: perfect; no change required.

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                          • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
                            Originally Posted by Get Rich Methods View Post

                            I'm glad someone brought this up. I'm not racist in the least, my wife being mixed-race, but I'm not behind a black James Bond. It would be like casting Zack Efron as Shaft.

                            Thats an extremely good comparison. I see no reason to mess with Bond. There are so few good spy series. I say make up another one if you want to go that way.
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            • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              I always thought Clive would be excellent.
              I like Clive too but there was a moment in King Arthur when Ray Winstone and the Knights were leaving Arthur. Winstone let out a blood curdling "Ruuuuusss" war cry to which Clive responded with "Rus" said in such a way that my Grandmother could have drowned out the sound with the noises she made when going up the stairs after sitting down for a long time.

              If he was ever required to make a similar attempt at roaring while playing Bond, I'm afraid it would kill it for me.
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      This guy:




      Oh, sorry. I thought you meant James Bald.
      Far too creepy whoever he is. The classic "creepy old guy"!

      I think the Bond films have had their day. No one has played Bond as well as Roger Moore and Sean Connery. They were great in the 60's and 70's. The British have always made the best films in the world but they have been milking the Bond films for far too long.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by wn123 View Post

        Far too creepy whoever he is. The classic "creepy old guy"!

        This is by far the greatest comment in the history of the Internet. You, sir, are my new hero.











        (This is not sarcasm, wn123.)
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by wn123 View Post

        Far too creepy whoever he is. The classic "creepy old guy"!
        You haven't been here long but you seem to have got the hang of the OT forum already. Well done.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by wn123 View Post

        Far too creepy whoever he is. The classic "creepy old guy"!
        Honest to God, you made me laugh for over a minute.


        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        This is by far the greatest comment in the history of the Internet. You, sir, are my new hero.
        Another 30 seconds of laughing.

        His next 10 posts will tell us if he's smart, funny, or just got lucky with his first post here.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Honest to God, you made me laugh for over a minute.
          Just over a minute? What happened, did you get winded?
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            Just over a minute? What happened, did you get winded?
            Just a little sick.

            Last time I saw you, you gave me Chlamydia
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


              Last time I saw you, you gave me Chlamydia
              Hey, that could be the name of the female Bond character: Bond. Chlamydia Bond.

              She could be played by Lindsay Lohan.






              (Be honest, you had to google how to spell "Chlamydia."

              On second thought, you probably didn't.)
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                Hey, that could be the name of the female Bond character: Bond. Chlamydia Bond.

                She could be played by Lindsay Lohan.
                Or that new "Up and comer" Genna Talia.



                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                (Be honest, you had to google how to spell "Chlamydia."

                On second thought, you probably didn't.)
                Not only did I have to use spell check to spell it, I only had a vague idea what it meant. I just knew it was some kind of STD.
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                • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  Or that new "Up and comer" Genna Talia.
                  I'm surprised that's not already the name of a Bond villain.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    I'm surprised that's not already the name of a Bond villain.
                    You mean like Kitty Litter?

                    By the way, Genna Talia (maybe the spelling is wrong) is the real name of a female power lifter. I felt so sorry for her when I heard her name.
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      The next Austin Powers, perhaps?

      He is already halfway there to playing Dr. Evil and Mr. Bigglesworth.
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        Originally Posted by Jack Gordon View Post

        The next Austin Powers, perhaps?

        He is already halfway there to playing Dr. Evil and Mr. Bigglesworth.
        I know you guys are joking around and He will probably be surprised to hear me say but Claude has a very memorable face that I think would have done really well in TV and film.

        and no not just in comedy or horror either. Bond no? but still.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

          I know you guys are joking around and He will probably be surprised to hear me say but Claude has a very memorable face that I think would have done really well in TV and film.

          and no not just in comedy or horror either. Bond no? but still.
          That was very nice of you to say that. I mean it.
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        • Profile picture of the author Martin Avis
          Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

          I know you guys are joking around and He will probably be surprised to hear me say but Claude has a very memorable face that I think would have done really well in TV and film.

          and no not just in comedy or horror either. Bond no? but still.
          Right idea, just wrong medium. Claude has the perfect face for radio.
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            Originally Posted by Martin Avis View Post

            Right idea, just wrong medium. Claude has the perfect face for radio.
            And the perfect voice for text.
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              Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

              And the perfect voice for text.
              And the perfect hairline to be a model for eggs.
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            • Profile picture of the author The Niche Man
              Come on man, how about a Brotha. Denzel Washington, Idris Alba? It's about time after 60 years ... ya think.
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                Originally Posted by The Niche Man View Post

                Come on man, how about a Brotha. Denzel Washington, Idris Alba? It's about time after 60 years ... ya think.
                Okay I admit I would have liked to see what an actor the caliber of Denzel would have done with it but he's just too old for the part now.
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                  Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

                  Okay I admit I would have liked to see what an actor the caliber of Denzel would have done with it but he's just too old for the part now.
                  I disagree, espcially if you saw Denel Washington's last two films. But I'll humor ya. What if I gave you a Will (Mr. Boxoffice) Smith?
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                    Originally Posted by The Niche Man View Post

                    I disagree, espcially if you saw Denel Washington's last two films. But I'll humor ya. What if I gave you a Will (Mr. Boxoffice) Smith?
                    Will Smith?

                    You just killed James Bond.

                    Denzel, however, would have been a spectacular choice. Even though he is old, he could still do it.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by The Niche Man View Post

                    I disagree, espcially if you saw Denel Washington's last two films. But I'll humor ya. What if I gave you a Will (Mr. Boxoffice) Smith?
                    Denzel Washington looked old in his last film. but 10-15 years ago, I could see it.

                    Will Smith? His Men In Black character is close to James Bond. He could do it except; He isn't British, and it would be a hard sell to fit him in the British Secret Service.

                    Idris Elba? I think that would be an inspired choice. He could play just about any action hero.

                    The problem in casting against an established race, is that the actor has to be more suited to the role, than what audiences expect. For example, Lawrence Fishburne was a great Perry White in Man Of Steel. In fact, his gravitas and bearing made him an excellent choice. Samuel L. Jackson is perfectly cast as Nick Fury. It's like he was born for the role.

                    But they were great, not because of their race, but because they were perfect for the role.

                    If Christian Bale were black, he would still be the perfect Batman. When it was announced that Bale was going to be Batman, all of fandom said "Of course, it's obvious".

                    The next James Bond would have to be a more obvious choice than Daniel Craig. Is there a British black actor that could embody the idea of James Bond better than Craig? Maybe. But fans don't want someone just because of their race, they also have to embody the role.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      Idris Elba? I think that would be an inspired choice. He could play just about any action hero.
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                      Is there a British black actor that could embody the idea of James Bond better than Craig? Maybe. But fans don't want someone just because of their race, they also have to embody the role.
                      Claude, you know that Idris Elba is British, don't you?

                      Just checking.

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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

                        Claude, you know that Idris Elba is British, don't you?

                        Just checking.

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                        I know. That's one reason he came to mind.


                        Originally Posted by The Niche Man View Post

                        But to answer your question, you know Idris Alba is British. Born and raised, .

                        I K-N-O-W.

                        (Gritting teeth, because I'm so very very ...angry... for no reason )

                        I swear, God as my witness, the very next person that tells me that Idris Elba is British....is going to get a piece of my mind. By insinuating that I don't know that Idris Elba is British, you blacken my image as a universal authority on both Thor movies......you besmirch my family's honor, and you drag my good name through the mud. And I will not stand for such chicanery. We will have no muck raking here. I will not allow it! No sir...I Will Not!

                        And to you..I say "Good day, Sir!"...I said "Good Day!"
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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                          I K-N-O-W.

                          (Gritting teeth, because I'm so very very ...angry... for no reason )

                          I swear, God as my witness, the very next person that tells me that Idris Elba is British....is going to get a piece of my mind. By insinuating that I don't know that Idris Elba is British, you blacken my image as a universal authority on both Thor movies......you besmirch my family's honor, and you drag my good name through the mud. And I will not stand for such chicanery. We will have no muck raking here. I will not allow it! No sir...I Will Not!

                          And to you..I say "Good day, Sir!"...I said "Good Day!"
                          Claude, do you realize Idris Elba is British?

                          And a piece of your mind is much better than the "piece of ___" you offer every guy on this forum.
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                    • Profile picture of the author The Niche Man
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      Is there a British black actor that could embody the idea of James Bond better than Craig? Maybe. But fans don't want someone just because of their race, they also have to embody the role.
                      First of all I wholehardidly agree no fans (especially people of color) want someone just because of race as you said. But to answer your question, you know Idris Alba is British. Born and raised, Hackney, London.

                      But don't get me wrong, the integrity of the role should always be honored. But the only thing cultural about the character is British, cool, sauve, and smooth with the ladies. Let's not add more to it than that. All I can say after that is may the best man win.

                      Idris Alba is all those in Real Life, not just on the movie screen. It wouldn't even be much like acting for him, that's my point.
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                    Originally Posted by The Niche Man View Post

                    I disagree, espcially if you saw Denel Washington's last two films. But I'll humor ya. What if I gave you a Will (Mr. Boxoffice) Smith?
                    Will Smith as James Bond? As accomplished an actor as he is, I think even Will would baulk at the idea of assuming the persona of a Scottish-raised Royal Navy Commander, living in a flat off the King's Road in Chelsea, and working for Her Majesty's MI6. Saying that, he has the looks, the physicality, and the right charm and charisma to pull off a superb American secret agent. Would be nice to see his MIB character evolve into something more serious.

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                  • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
                    Originally Posted by The Niche Man View Post

                    I disagree, espcially if you saw Denel Washington's last two films. But I'll humor ya. What if I gave you a Will (Mr. Boxoffice) Smith?
                    Meh...Fresh Prince has had a few roles push him to act but his action roles tend t be a little "look at me" than authentic covert spy (maybe Mission Impossible which I think still has room to grow up as a franchise). Plus you'd have to tape back those ears or the bad guys would know its bond even from the silohuette.
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                • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
                  Are you guys going "metro" in your choice for Bond?

                  For old geezers, you dudes sure don't think casting like "old hollywood" did..., dudes with grit and real world character, mulit-dimensional.

                  Sean Connery made and broke the mold on Bond, that is that.

                  Post-Depression era, cold war macho, manly man without even trying, balance of humor, charm, almost Joker-light with finesse, suave, engaging, charm and very intense when he wants or needs to be. Burly and brutish at the right time with no apologies of being an hombre.

                  Most of these other guys are " pretty" boys, model types, and/or very one/two dimensional in character movement within the Bond realm, can get old fast.

                  Daniel Craig almost had everything, except not much humor or range of charm.

                  Daniel Day Lewis could probably pull it off, but maybe too intense, his range goes into the extremes in either direction.

                  Roger Moore was ok, but Connery was a guy you could have a beer with while Moore was too "prim and proper" like, snobbish, too aware of speaking "proper" english, like if he met you on his way to the polo club , he would talk to you in a "patronizing" way, while Connery seemed more like "a regular working rogue" type chap.

                  The way most of you guys casts, you would have missed Humphrey Bogart, Kirk Douglas, Robert Mitchum types.

                  But then again, those types aren't looked for, or don't know HOW to be looked for...,because most of these guys did odd jobs and ONLY got into acting as another job or was discovered doing other things.

                  Days past.



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                  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                    Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior View Post

                    The way most of you guys casts, you would have missed Humphrey Bogart, Kirk Douglas, Robert Mitchum types.

                    I'd get your point if we still had Humphrey Bogart, Kirk Douglas, Robert Mitchum types.

                    Male actors today are too busy yelling at their assistants because they bought the wrong hand cream to worry about being manly.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Male actors today are too busy yelling at their assistants because they bought the wrong hand cream to worry about being manly.
                      You didn't tell me you were an actor?
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                        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

                        You didn't tell me you were an actor?
                        Riffle buys hand cream by the case. I'm afraid to ask why.
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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          Riffle buys hand cream by the case. I'm afraid to ask why.
                          It's for a charity I founded. I donate the hand cream to needy actors and Englishmen.
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                            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                            It for part of a charity I founded. I donate it to needy actors and Englishmen.
                            I thought you were going to say "...needy vacuum cleaner salesmen and Englishmen".

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                              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                              I thought you were going to say "...needy vacuum cleaner salesmen and Englishmen".

                              Richard. Love the Avatar.

                              I've seen what you charge retail for a vacuum. I assume you can afford all the hand cream you need.
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                                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                                I've seen what you charge retail for a vacuum. I assume you can afford all the hand cream you need.
                                That vacuum you bought from me? I paid a dollar for it at Goodwill. It was full of fleas.
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                            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                            It's for a charity I founded. I donate the hand cream to needy actors and Englishmen.
                            I'd love to continue this conversation but the whole of England is about to have a simultaneous cup of tea and we'll most likely all snarf a biscuit at the same time. It's hand cream time too.

                            Back in a jiffy.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior View Post

                    Most of these other guys are " pretty" boys, model types, and/or very one/two dimensional in character movement within the Bond realm, can get old fast.

                    Daniel Craig almost had everything, except not much humor or range of charm.

                    Daniel Day Lewis could probably pull it off, but maybe too intense, his range goes into the extremes in either direction.

                    The way most of you guys casts, you would have missed Humphrey Bogart, Kirk Douglas, Robert Mitchum types.

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                    The character, James Bond is more than a tough macho man. He's intelligent, suave, and a borderline psychopath. (Not that that's a bad thing)...and he's British.

                    Maybe Kirk Douglas could have pulled it off. Maybe Daniel Day Lewis. Jim Caviezel would make a good Bond, I think. If they could pull off the accent, John Hamm would do a good job.

                    I think Henry Cavell would make a great Bond, but he's already Superman.

                    Of course, Sean Connery was the best. How could he not be? George Lazenby sure looked the part, but only made one Bond film.

                    And Craig's Bond, I think..... captures the spirit. I thought it was inspired casting.
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                    • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                      The character, James Bond is more than a tough macho man. He's intelligent, suave, and a borderline psychopath. (Not that that's a bad thing)...and he's British.
                      It is assumed he's intelligent, but forgot about the borderline psychopath, yeah, that's good stuff.


                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                      I think Henry Cavell would make a great Bond, but he's already Superman.

                      Before I step on your internet adams apple with this, what film clip convinces you of this about this dude?

                      Detect ZERO machismo in this panty model.

                      You sure you don't have a man-crush on this feller, hey, its ok, its america, I won't judge, really, just be honest.



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                        Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior View Post

                        It is assumed he's intelligent, but forgot about the borderline psychopath, yeah, that's good stuff.





                        Before I step on your internet adams apple with this, what film clip convinces you of this about this dude?

                        Detect ZERO machismo in this panty model.

                        You sure you don't have a man-crush on this feller, hey, its ok, its america, I won't judge, really, just be honest.



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                        Well, his on again-off again girlfriend is an MMA fighter. Which may mean he's super macho, or may make your point. I don't know. LOL


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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior View Post

                        Before I step on your internet adams apple with this, what film clip convinces you of this about this dude?

                        Detect ZERO machismo in this panty model.

                        You sure you don't have a man-crush on this feller, hey, its ok, its america, I won't judge, really, just be honest.



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                        What clip? None really. But he's well built, a decent actor, British, and not a moron.

                        And he pulled of being a pretty bad-a$$ed Superman.

                        A man crush? Maybe. He was also pretty good in Immortals.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
                          Henry Cavill might have been a good choice, but he's already playing CIA agent Napoleon Solo in the forthcoming Man from U.N.C.L.E. movie.

                          Bond as a double agent? Unthinkable.

                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          George Lazenby sure looked the part, but only made one Bond film.
                          I always liked Lazenby in the part. Unfortunately, the guy couldn't act. But I still think his one movie, OHMSS, is the best Bond film.

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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                          And he pulled of being a pretty bad-a$ Superman.
                          Different characters that require different things to come across the screen. Besides, ALL the people that played superman , from George Reeves on, reflected the comic character, NOT the type of Bogart or Clint Eastwood type of hombre anyway. George Reeves was kinda a tough guy in other roles, but playing Superman character somewhat suppresses those attributes unless they are organically strong to the person.


                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                          A man crush? Maybe. He was also pretty good in Immortals.

                          Nah, seen it, hoping it was at least kinda like 300, but if you remove Gerard Butlers shakespearean performance, from 300 there is no glue holding the rest of it together, THEN you add a 300 copycat such as Immortals with a pantie model, nice guy kid as the lead, well, not re-watchable and forgettable.

                          The moment I seen Cavill on screen along with his performance, did not buy him as a leader, let a alone a tough guy you would admire, fight into hell alongside or want to be.

                          "For A Few Dollars More" he is not, sorry.

                          When you are tied or slightly edged out by Keanu Reeves in on-screen grit, that's not saying much; much less, thought of as a James Bond type.

                          He could play James Bond's kid that Bond did not know he had, though.


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                          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                            Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior View Post

                            The moment I seen Cavill on screen along with his performance, did not buy him as a leader, let a alone a tough guy you would admire, fight into hell alongside or want to be.

                            "For A Few Dollars More" he is not, sorry.
                            Bond isn't a leader either. He's a psychopath. On the other hand, I'm a Superman fan...far more than a Bond fan.

                            And....these are actors. Who thought Michael Keeton could pull off Batman? Who saw Danial Craig as Bond? Certainly not me. But he may be the best of the litter.

                            Although I still think Lazenby could have been Bond for 20 years, if he stuck with it.
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                              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                              Bond isn't a leader either. He's a psychopath. On the other hand, I'm a Superman fan...far more than a Bond fan.

                              Disagree, "boarderline" psychopath is more apt.

                              To kill continuously, as part of ones career choice or employment, if you have to, takes a certain type of person, and if you call Bond, a british Naval officer trained in extreme elite tactics, which includes killing when on a mission, well, anyone with legal authority to use force with a weapon is a psychopath.

                              He has to make life and death calls on a mission and is legally authorized to do whatever is necessary to complete the mission. He has a loose outline of whats going on , based on the intelligence, and have to formulate a plan as he is doing it, with not much backup, he and himself is his own team, until he gets solid proof to call in troops, doing all this secretly and one miscalculation can end his life with the secretary disavowing any knowledge of his action. That takes leadership, if not titanium gonads.

                              Cavill, is a "n-i-i--i-i-i-i-i-c-c-e" kid, take Bonds equipment out of the trunk and into the room while Bond "investigates" and "extracts" information from a potential source in an extremely tight dress..., "don't wait up kid, watch t.v. with Keanu."


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                              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                                Originally Posted by The 13th Warrior View Post

                                Disagree, "boarderline" psychopath is more apt.

                                To kill continuously, as part of ones career choice or employment, if you have to, takes a certain type of person, and if you call Bond, a british Naval officer trained in extreme elite tactics, which includes killing when on a mission, well, anyone with legal authority to use force with a weapon is a psychopath.

                                He has to make life and death calls on a mission and is legally authorized to do whatever is necessary to complete the mission. He has a loose outline of whats going on , based on the intelligence, and have to formulate a plan as he is doing it, with not much backup, he and himself is his own team, until he gets solid proof to call in troops, doing all this secretly and one miscalculation can end his life with the secretary disavowing any knowledge of his action. That takes leadership, if not titanium gonads.

                                Cavill, is a "n-i-i--i-i-i-i-i-c-c-e" kid, take Bonds equipment out of the trunk and into the room while Bond "investigates" and "extracts" information from a potential source in an extremely tight dress..., "don't wait up kid, watch t.v. with Keanu."


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                                Agree on the "Borderline psychopath".

                                But these are actors. They aren't really like the people they portray.
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                  Why does Bond have to have dark hair?

                  Why not Chris Hemsworth?
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Hahahahaha!

                    Om my goodness! LMBO!

                    I had no clue it was a kid's animated feature.

                    But you do have a point, that curly haired dude holds a resemblance to you. Or vise versa. Whichever.


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            Originally Posted by Martin Avis View Post

            Right idea, just wrong medium. Claude has the perfect face for radio.
            So your thinking he would do well orally, on the tranny?

            Ps. I need to correct your quote under your name..

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    Easy mistake to make LOL

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  • Profile picture of the author ProServices
    I always thought George Hamilton would have made a good Bond
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    Maybe Henry Cavill or Andrew Garfield.
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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    My votes are for:
    Jude Law (male)
    Emily Blunt (female)
    Graham Norton (both)

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      Originally Posted by jacktackett View Post

      My votes are for:
      Jude Law (male)
      Emily Blunt (female)
      Graham Norton (both)

      Jack
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      Originally Posted by Martin Avis View Post

      Forget Bond. Who'd make a great villain?

      I vote for Claude as Suckfeld...

      Bond: I suppose you expect me to talk

      Suckfeld: No, Mr Bond, I expect you to vacuum.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    My vote is for Jack Tackett.

    I heard they actually offered ol' Jack the role, but had to backtrack the offer when all of Hollywood's leading ladies were literally beating each other up for the opportunity to be the next Bond Girl. Claude actually "attempted" (his words) to get a sex change and started taking acting lessons.

    True story. Told to me by an English gentleman smoking a pipe.
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      I wish it was so Dan, but close - I'm actually in the next Bond film - I'm playing Daniel Craig's stunt butt. Its my big break and although I have to shave my butt - its a sacrifice I'm willing to make for my art!

      Can anyone say Oscar?

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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      My vote is for Jack Tackett.

      I heard they actually offered ol' Jack the role, but had to backtrack the offer when all of Hollywood's leading ladies were literally beating each other up for the opportunity to be the next Bond Girl. Claude actually "attempted" (his words) to get a sex change and started taking acting lessons.

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    • Profile picture of the author Martin Avis
      Forget Bond. Who'd make a great villain?

      I vote for Claude as Suckfeld...

      Bond: I suppose you expect me to talk

      Suckfeld: No, Mr Bond, I expect you to vacuum.
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        Originally Posted by Martin Avis View Post

        Forget Bond. Who'd make a great villain?

        I vote for Claude as Suckfeld...

        Bond: I suppose you expect me to talk

        Suckfeld: No, Mr Bond, I expect you to vacuum.
        There's serious cinematography issues casting Claude in a Bond movie. Claude's head is so big, every scene he's in would have to be filmed using a wide angle panorama.

        I think better use of his gigantic noggin would be in a B sci-fi movie where he uses his huge head to knock down skyscrapers in Tokyo...Something like, "Claudezilla...This Time It's Personal!".
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          There's serious cinematography issues casting Claude in a Bond movie. Claude's head is so big, every scene he's in would have to be filmed using a wide angle panorama.

          I think better use of his gigantic noggin would be in a B sci-fi movie where he uses his huge head to knock down skyscrapers in Tokyo...Something like, "Claudezilla...This Time It's Personal!".
          "Claudezilla" Nice, I can't believe I've never heard that before.
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    I agree about Craig not being a pretty boy and making a super Bond.

    When he was first cast, I must admit I was against the decision. His performances has won me over, though; and I now consider he and Connery to be the best of the bunch.

    That being said, I do think we need a very physically attractive female Bond; not cute, not, but very attractive. I'm not saying I'm right, but I've been writing screenplays for 15 years, 5 years for indies, and I know the value of an attractive lead (male or female). You can get behind the hero better this way; it's the reason most leading men and women are good-looking. There are exceptions to the rule, though, and this is why I suggest I'm not necessarily right here. Think of Gene Hackman in The French Connection. Could there have been a better Jimmy Doyle at the time?

    To play it safe: I'd go with attractive but tough as nails.

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Jenny Talia is also the name of an Aussie comedienne. I won't post any of her many YouTube videos here as they're (surprisingly) NSFW.
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    Maybe Robert Downey Jr? Was pretty good as Sherlock Holmes & Iron Man
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    The next Austin Powers, perhaps?

    He is already halfway there to playing Dr. Evil and Mr. Bigglesworth.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    I'm watching Blackish right now and they just referenced Idris Elba as a potential black James Bond.

    Mind blown at the timing.
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    Isn't Idris Elba from the United Kingdom?














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    Forget James Bond.

    I want to see a movie with his younger sister, Jamie Bond:




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      Originally Posted by Rod Cortez View Post

      Forget James Bond.

      I want to see a movie with his younger sister, Jamie Bond:




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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        You would think she would be able to find clothes in the right size.
        I am not complaining one bit.

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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        You would think she would be able to find clothes in the right size.
        I agree. Those clothes are way too big for her.
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    Do you think she carries that backlight and smoke machine with her wherever she goes?

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      Originally Posted by Jack Gordon View Post

      Do you think she carries that backlight and smoke machine with her wherever she goes?

      If I was her, I would.
      Actually, she just had Chipotle for dinner. She'd prefer you just pretend you didn't notice.
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    If there's one Warrior I could nominate to be casted, It's Van. Richard Van.

    I'd like him to see shaken, but not stirred. And Mr. Whitacre be the villain, Miss Terra is the Leading Lady, Dan Riffle as the loyal henchman, and the title of the film will be Van 007: MarsRaker
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      Originally Posted by Rick Rodd View Post

      If there's one Warrior I could nominate to be casted, It's Van. Richard Van.

      I'd like him to see shaken, but not stirred. And Mr. Whitacre be the villain, Miss Terra is the Leading Lady, Dan Riffle as the loyal henchman, and the title of the film will be Van 007: MarsRaker
      My loyal henchman, Dan Riffle. Hmmmm. The only problem is, I think he would also make an excellent Bond Villain.

      I don't think Riffle is the Henchman type.
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        My loyal henchman, Dan Riffle. Hmmmm. The only problem is, I think he would also make an excellent Bond Villain.

        I don't think Riffle is the Henchman type.
        I think you have that backwards...

        Riffle most certainly would make an excellent henchman, it's the "loyal" part that's askew.

        He'd turn on you in second!



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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          I think you have that backwards...

          Riffle most certainly would make an excellent henchman, it's the "loyal" part that's askew.

          He'd turn on you in second!

          Terra

          Terra; Actually, I would see Riffle and me as the Hero, and the Villain. But I'm not sure which would be which. And I'm not sure it would matter.

          Have you ever seen the movie Mega Mind? That's us. Not sure who would be who, but it would probably be fun.
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      Jason Statham, I think hes well suited to the role.
      Yeah, he could dive right into it.
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