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New Year resolutions?

by WalkingCarpet Banned
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I wanna sell me house, buy a telescope, find a woman etc.
  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    At least if you have a telescope you can look at heavenly bodies and no home means no roof to block your view. Great idea!
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    My resolution is to spend less time on the warrior forum and more time at the gym...... or fly fishing!
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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by DWaters View Post

      My resolution is to spend less time on the warrior forum and more time at the gym...... or fly fishing!
      Gym would be better. But fly fishing sounds mighty nice as well.
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    My New Year's Resolution is to lose weight, as I sit here thinking about the delicious peanut butter fudge I made last night, and the frappuccino in the fridge calling my name.
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  • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
    Mine's the same one I make every year - I'm not going to drink any more.

    Or any less, either...
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      Honor refunds, I wanna sell me house, buy a telescope, find a woman etc.
      Fixed that for Ya!

      One of my new years res, inform others if l get screwed over by someone!


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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    To finally get those cumquats!
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    • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
      I think I already stated in another thread that I have no resolutions for the coming year because I'm already doing as much as I can. I have big lists of things that are important to get done, so I'm not adding anything else just because it's a New Year's tradition.

      I do honor New Year's traditions and we will be having roast pork and sauerkraut among other goodies for dinner. Maybe even some homemade French bread if I get enough time to make it.
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      • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
        Originally Posted by AprilCT View Post

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        I do honor New Year's traditions...
        Did you procure 10 pounds of cumquats?
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by AprilCT View Post

          I think I already stated in another thread that I have no resolutions for the coming year because I'm already doing as much as I can. I have big lists of things that are important to get done, so I'm not adding anything else just because it's a New Year's tradition.

          I do honor New Year's traditions and we will be having roast pork and sauerkraut among other goodies for dinner. Maybe even some homemade French bread if I get enough time to make it.
          So roast Owl isn't on the menu?

          Having a list and checking it twice, blah, blah?

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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            My wife told me that her New Year's Resolution is to lose 272 pounds of ugly fat.

            I don't get it.
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              My wife told me that her New Year's Resolution is to lose 272 pounds of ugly fat.

              I don't get it.
              Poor Joe.
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              My wife told me that her New Year's Resolution is to lose 272 pounds of ugly fat.

              I don't get it.
              You should remind her that your twice the man she married,

              Women, no appreciation.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                You should remind her that your twice the man she married,

                Women, no appreciation.

                My wife told me that she was getting fat. I told her "My God! Another five pounds and you'll weigh half of what I do"
                (That's not a joke)

                Women.
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                • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  My wife told me that she was getting fat. I told her "My God! Another five pounds and you'll weigh half of what I do"
                  (That's not a joke)

                  Women.
                  Joey i find that I'am putting on fat easily as well.
                  More cardio eh?
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                    Tomorrow is home made ham and beans and cornbread. A little cabbage and black-eyed peas for the superstitious. Tradition here is sauerkraut rather than cabbage - but none of us likes sauerkraut.
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    My new Year's Resolution is to find my dream, achieve the three goals that I have set for the year, and to learn to shut up
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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by markeeter View Post

      My new Year's Resolution is to find my dream, achieve the three goals that I have set for the year, and to learn to shut up
      What dream might that be?
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

        What dream might that be?
        To own the box set of Lord of the Rings! LOL!

        Or to get to see an advance screening to the next Hobbit movie, Smeg, - Smegs off!

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          Only real resolution I've got is to finish building my drum kit.
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    Ha ha. Saw some good 1's in there Guess mine would be to find the meaning of life... Wait a minute, it must be LIFE
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    Oh yeah I wanna learn the splits.
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      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      Oh yeah I wanna learn the splits.

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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      Oh yeah I wanna learn the splits.
      Be different. Start at the top.
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      • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Be different. Start at the top.
        Lets not split hairs eh Joey?
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    My New Years resolutions are the usual. I just copy/paste from a 1927 list that I accidentally found online when I was looking distributor of cumquats. It was kind of dated and didn't apply to the modern world or my life but I liked it, so good enough.

    But, seriously, my New Years resolution is to do more to acknowledge my friends and show my appreciation to them.
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    1. Dream Bigger
    2. Buy a Sailboat
    3. Become more business oriented (in terms of internet marketing)
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