Man Wakes From Coma Thinking He's A Moviestar

by JagSEO

Posted: 9 years ago 26 replies

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25-year-old Rory Curtis was driving along the M42 highway in Staffordshire England, when he was involved in a horrific six-car accident. Paramedics took Rory to Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham, where, after suffering a brain hemorrhage he was in a coma. Miraculously, six days later, Rory woke up. Even more amazingly, Rory thought he was Academy Award winner Matthew McConaughey!

How crazy was that?

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by JagSEO

How crazy was that?

That's nothing. We've a few members that wake up from a nap and believe that they're God's gift to the world.

Cheers. - Frank

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Claude was in a horrific accident and was in a coma for 6 months. When he woke up he thought he was Dan Riffle. That was until they shaved the beard off and he realized he wasn't as bright as he thought he was.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Actually, When I first woke up, and saw that my muscles had atrophied, my stomach had become distended, I had catheters in my butt, and I was covered in baby powder...I thought "I must be Dan Riffle. There is no other explanation"

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

No other explanation? I thought you just called that Tuesday.

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WalkingCarpet Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

No other explanation? I thought you just called that Tuesday.

Good one.
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

No other explanation? I thought you just called that Tuesday.

Everything except the catheter. When I felt it, I thought "Either Riffle did this to me, or I'm Riffle".

After they pulled out the catheter, I stood up. I didn't have to look up at the nurses, so I know I wasn't you.

Catheter humor. A new low.

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Its just another way of taking the P%$s

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positivenegative

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

That's nothing. We've a few members that wake up from a nap and believe that they're God's gift to the world.

Says Frank, rubbing the sleep from his eyes as he catches his reflection in a Christmas tree bauble.

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by positivenegative

Says Frank, rubbing the sleep from his eyes as he catches his reflection in a Christmas tree bauble.

Well, the difference between myself and those clowns is that I actually am God's gift to the world. Facts are facts!

Cheers. - Frank

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positivenegative

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Well, the difference between myself and those clowns is that I actually am God's gift to the world. Facts are facts!

Frank,

Pin this up somewhere in your house. I don't know if it will help but anything's worth trying.

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by positivenegative

Frank,

Pin this up somewhere in your house. I don't know if it will help but anything's worth trying.

All the voices in my head love me and sing my praise like a tabernacle choir.

Cheers, from all of us! - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

All the voices in my head love me and sing my praise like a tabernacle choir.

Cheers, from all of us! - Frank

Frank...Sorry...Big Frank;

The problem with the voices in my head, is that they won't talk to me. They never have. All seven voices in my head are completely quiet, and have never said a word to me.

I've decided after several years, to simply ignore them in turn, and pretend that there are simply no other personalities in my head. But I know they are there.

How do I know? Because if they were not really there, why would they ignore me? And why would that make me so angry?

My worry, is that one of those voices is actually smarter than I am. What an elitist jerk.

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positivenegative 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

All seven voices in my head are completely quiet, and have never said a word to me.

Claude,

You have a VERY accommodating head. I'm sure there must be more than seven. I think we should be told.
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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Well, actually, they were all smarter than you. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but all the voices in my head used to reside in yours but they left, en masse, because they were not happy living in such a barren wasteland.

At least here, they get to watch the cartoons that are projected onto the interior of my cranium, albeit in the sliver of space that is devoid of throbbing gray matter.

Cheers. Big Frank and the gang!

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whateverpedia 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The problem with the voices in my head, is that they won't talk to me.

The voices have obviously come to the same conclusion we have. Ignore him and maybe he'll go away.
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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Oh I don't know, when you post as Zelda The Pigmy Nun we get a different perspective on things but she does not handle Riffles comments well like you do.

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whateverpedia 9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Oh I don't know, when you post as Zelda The Pigmy Nun we get a different perspective on things but she does not handle Riffles comments well like you do.

Zelda is really Claude.

That explains her catalogue of bubble wrap porn movies.
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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Zelda is really Claude.
  
  That explains her catalogue of bubble wrap porn movies.
  
  I have all 27 episodes. Some of the finest fetish work ever committed to VHS.
  
  He also posted as "The Jolly Green Giant" Remember that epic thread where he was advocating the health benefits of sweet corn. It was deleted as it quickly degenerated into farce about the resulting toilet blockages.
  
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  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  It was deleted as it quickly degenerated into farce about the resulting toilet blockages.
  
  Right. I have first-hand experience that the powers that be at this forum have a distinct lack of appreciation of poetry.
  
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HeySal 9 years ago

This has to be one of the most crazy things I've heard of lately in the cognition field.

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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  This has to be one of the most crazy things I've heard of lately in the cognition field.
  
  Raquel W.
  
  Probably just a one off
  
  Vladimir Putin
  
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  whateverpedia 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  This has to be one of the most crazy things I've heard of lately in the cognition field.
  
  Raquel W.
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  Probably just a one off
  
  Vladimir Putin
  
  You are both schizo nut jobs.
  
  L. Da Vinci.
  
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  ahlexis 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  You are both schizo nut jobs.
  
  L. Da Vinci.
  
  Hey Da Vinnie.
  
  You might like this. Maybe you won't be the only one to like this.
  
  "Sal Monella" tells the story of Twas...
  
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  tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Well, the difference between myself and those clowns is that I actually am God's gift to the world. Facts are facts!
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  I am and so is my wife!
  
  Life of Brian quote.
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  You are both schizo nut jobs.
  
  L. Da Vinci.
  
  Good, glad l am not alone!
  
  Danm, l didn't click on this link til now, sounded a bit boring and find that it has been derailed!
  
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  whateverpedia 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  Danm, l didn't click on this link til now, sounded a bit boring and find that it has been derailed!
  
  You've been here long enough to know that it's not just "boring" threads that get derailed.
  
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  HeySal 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  You are both schizo nut jobs.
  
  L. Da Vinci.
  
  Stop that. You should be grateful I thought you up and let you post on your own. I could have medicated you right out of the picture.
  
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