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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    They certainly do in Wooster, Ohio.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      They certainly do in Wooster, Ohio.
      The clouds above Wooster also say, "Hey look...that guy with a vacuum cleaner is shaped like a cloud..."
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        They actually think their are constant storms going on around his store because they are always seeing lightning bolt downs of food followed by thunderclaps coming from the restroom. Not to mention the clouds of dust coming up when he empties his demo cleaner bags.

        Info obtained from my Ouija board cloud computer.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Just remember, guys...

          sticks and stones may break my bones, but....

          Nope! Not even sticks and stones...because I'm a freakin cloud!

          And....around every silver lining, is a huge dark cloud....Me.

          And...Claude Rains. (or Cloud Rains) ..because I'm a cloud! I think we may have squeezed the last drop, out of this cloud.


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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Just remember, guys...

            sticks and stones may break my bones, but....

            Nope! Not even sticks and stones...because I'm a freakin cloud!

            And....around every silver lining, is a huge dark cloud....Me.

            And...Claude Rains. (or Cloud Rains) ..because I'm a cloud! I think we may have squeezed the last drop, out of this cloud.


            "Cloud computer"
            I think you've missed the point entirely.

            ....


            Actually, there's nothing surprising here. Carry on, everyone.
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              I think you've missed the point entirely.

              ....


              Actually, there's nothing surprising here. Carry on, everyone.
              Nope, I got it.

              And I didn't want to bring this up, but you forced my hand...my soft, angelic, empathetic hand.

              I wonder if Claude ever looks down on the top of Riffle's head, and says..."Hey look! That one is shaped like an idiot"?
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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Just remember, guys...

            sticks and stones may break my bones, but....

            Nope! Not even sticks and stones...because I'm a freakin cloud!

            And....around every silver lining, is a huge dark cloud....Me.

            And...Claude Rains. (or Cloud Rains) ..because I'm a cloud! I think we may have squeezed the last drop, out of this cloud.


            "Cloud computer"
            As discussed in your birthday thread, it's confirmed, you are all things to all men and some things to all women. You are omnimpotent And now your a cloud, a big clodding Claude cloud, and not just a Claudio Nimbus, oh no, one that Claude Rains too.

            You traverse the sky with gay abandon while I seethe with envy.
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

              As discussed in your birthday thread, it's confirmed, you are all things to all men and some things to all women. You are omnimpotent And now your a cloud, a big clodding Claude cloud, and not just a Claudio Nimbus, oh no, one that Claude Rains too.

              You traverse the sky with gay abandon while I seethe with envy.
              Do go on.......
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                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Do go on.......
                You missed my OMNIIMPOTENT bit?, some of my finest work to date! You must be in a fog you dirty low down cloud.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                  You missed my OMNIIMPOTENT bit?, some of my finest work to date! You must be in a fog you dirty low down cloud.
                  Omniimpotent?

                  Are you saying that I'm impotent universally? Ahhh, the trouble with getting older.

                  I have a riddle for you. If a gay man gets old enough to not want sex anymore...is he still gay? Is a straight man still straight?
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                  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    Omniimpotent?

                    Are you saying that I'm impotent universally? Ahhh, the trouble with getting older.

                    I have a riddle for you. If a gay man gets old enough to not want sex anymore...is he still gay? Is a straight man still straight?
                    No more cloud seeding for you.

                    In less enlightened times a gay man was called bent, so he would still be bent and a straight man would still be er..straight.

                    Phew, got out of that one.

                    Added: Thinking about your question. The sex drive is a biomechanical, physical need of the male body to release a buildup of sperm periodically. The mind, whatever it's bias is active in it's enhancement of the experience and the choice it makes in how to go about manifesting this physical need.

                    Without the physical need the mind would go dormant in its preferences and needs in that direction and look more to the companionship and other aspects of a partnership. So the sexual orientation will become insignificant.

                    Thats my take.
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