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Female terrorist didn't blow herself up since the reward would be 72 male virgins !

by discrat
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Not a good trade off , I guess
Quote... " I’d actually never stopped before to think about the reward I would receive for my sacrifice,” Ms. Khalida said. “Unlike my brother and his friends, I’m actually not a fan of virgins. To be fair, I don’t think any woman in the world is. I’m supposed to give my life for a bunch of guys that don’t know anything about the female body or how to please a woman? I don’t think so!” Khalida added."

Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven - The Global Edition
  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Oh SHOOT! I saw a you tube video, but he only gave part of the buildup to the joke. I don't remember enough specifics about the joke I heard, but I will give you the gist.

    A suicide bomber dies, and meets up with a large number of people. James Madison hurts him, passes him on to George Washington who hurts him, passes him on to James Monroe who hurts him, passes him onto James Madison, etc..... The bomber on the ground, writhing in pain, asks.... What's the matter? Where are the virgins? One person answers. You mistranslated! It SAID virginIANs! These people are from Virginia, and are angry! ENJOY your time here!

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    • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
      72 male virgins?

      A woman can take care of that in 20 to 30 minutes.

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      • Profile picture of the author ThomM
        Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

        72 male virgins?

        A woman can take care of that in 20 to 30 minutes.

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        First you have to find 72 guys that will admit they are virgins
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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
    Originally Posted by discrat View Post

    Not a good trade off , I guess
    Quote... " I'd actually never stopped before to think about the reward I would receive for my sacrifice," Ms. Khalida said. "Unlike my brother and his friends, I'm actually not a fan of virgins. To be fair, I don't think any woman in the world is. I'm supposed to give my life for a bunch of guys that don't know anything about the female body or how to please a woman? I don't think so!" Khalida added."
    ROFL

    Now THATS a funny story and nice find.
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  • Profile picture of the author Cam Connor
    Originally Posted by discrat View Post

    Not a good trade off , I guess
    Quote... " I'd actually never stopped before to think about the reward I would receive for my sacrifice," Ms. Khalida said. "Unlike my brother and his friends, I'm actually not a fan of virgins. To be fair, I don't think any woman in the world is. I'm supposed to give my life for a bunch of guys that don't know anything about the female body or how to please a woman? I don't think so!" Khalida added."

    Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven - The Global Edition
    Now if only she applied that capacity to reason to the idea that there's 72 virgins waiting for her in Heaven to begin with... and other various aspects of her religion.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by Cam Connor View Post

      Now if only she applied that capacity to reason to the idea that there's 72 virgins waiting for her in Heaven to begin with... and other various aspects of her religion.
      Since you mention it..... SUPPOSEDLY, you have to be moslem to go to heaven, in the moslem faith. Women are to be subservient to the men, again, in their faith. So the idea that she could have men at her beck and call simply doesn't make any sense.

      HECK, sharia laws dictate effectively that a MAN could be a suicide bomber. A WOMAN would have to be accompanied, so it would be kind of an empty act, and do that much more damage to their cause. Those decency laws seem to REALLY get in the way.

      I don't agree with that, I am only saying what I have been told THEIR feelings are. OUR MILITARY on ALLIED SOIL, like in Saudi Arabia, that happens to have a moslem majority has had problems with women in some areas, because they were hassled for such things. Here is an example:

      CONFRONTATION IN THE GULF - Army Women and the Saudis - The Encounter Shocks Both - NYTimes.com

      Najat al-Fadel, a Saudi medical internist, agreed.

      ''I did not expect women to come with the troops and live together like this,'' she said, almost stammering to express her amazement. ''It is, it is -surprising to us.''

      That is probably a great understatement. Still, it is not easy for outsiders to understand the shock felt by Saudis on seeing United States Army women working and living as the equals, and in many cases the military superiors, of men here.

      Sgt. Sherry L. Callahan, 25 years old, described what she and other Army women felt after arriving in Saudi Arabia.

      ''At first we were angry,'' said Sergeant Callahan, the assistant crew chief tending the lead F-15 fighter of the First Tactical Fighter Wing at the base. ''We were deployed here to save these people, and they don't want us because we're women.''
      Steve
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