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another little laugh

by sdcast
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

"I'm the smartest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don't have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack!
  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    verrrrrrry funnnnnny.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    LOL - thanks for that.
    Here's one for you.
    A Priest, a lawyer, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "Is this a joke?"
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  • Profile picture of the author jim09875
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.....
    Funny...what a dilouge of the pizza delivery guy .......

    thnx ..
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  • Profile picture of the author sox123
    LOL. thats funny, I have a few for you.
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  • Profile picture of the author sox123
    A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

    The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

    The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

    The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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    • Profile picture of the author sox123
      An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball.

      "I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?"

      The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid."

      "That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"

      "Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head...."
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    • Profile picture of the author sox123
      A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
      In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
      The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
      The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
      "Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
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  • Profile picture of the author Emma Ngin
    LOL!!! Nice one you got there. You definitely made me smile today. Thanks for sharing. Props to you!
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  • Profile picture of the author jenniferdharma
    Lol.. funny.. thanks for making us laugh.. anybody else who has a joke, keep posting...

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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by Robin25 View Post

      the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
      That is one smart boy, but I guess the mother should have been capitalism, and the father the government. 8-/

      Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author stylish_shopper
    This last story is really funny but quite true, if it has to be put that way.

    some laughs you have here, please continue posting. These are really good laughs.
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  • Profile picture of the author Flyingpig7
    Very good very good that gave me a good laugh. Some great jokes here.

    Thanks for a great start to my day.
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  • Profile picture of the author markbrown0316
    Good jokes, keep it coming.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Originally Posted by sdcast View Post

    At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

    "You don't have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack!
    WOW, I hope he got his backpack back! 8-)
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  • Profile picture of the author livewellfinancial
    LOL.............FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!hehheheeeeeeeeee
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  • Profile picture of the author Paulie Ciara
    Originally Posted by sdcast View Post

    At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

    "You don't have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack!
    Haha! Yeah I've heard this one expect instead of Bill Gates it was Hillary Clinton.

    "You don't have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. The smartest women in the world just jumped out with my backpack!
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