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John Wick

by WalkingCarpet Banned
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I watched this movie with Keanu Reeves in it and was pretty well entertained.
A retired assassin goes on the rampage and kills the entire Russian mob cos they killed his puppy- puppy that was given to him by his dead wife- its a seriously cute puppy. I would definitely kill a whole country if someone killed a puppy that cute.

Its so well done and stylized that you just go with the flow. Its like Neo in Matrix form but outside the Matrix- sorta.
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    If I was in trouble with the Russian Mob, there's no-one I'd rather have on my side than Keanu Reeves.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      If I was in a hot tub, there's no-one I'd rather have on my side than Keanu Reeves.
      Fixed that for you. You're welcome.
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      • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Fixed that for you. You're welcome.
        Is it true what they say?
        Rubbing a bald head gonna bring me luck??
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Hmmm, sounds like he ripped the idea from "the Interview" with the cute puppy, that apparently, well watch the end of the credits!

          Poor Bengy!
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

          Is it true what they say?
          Rubbing a bald head gonna bring me luck??
          No, you have to rub his belly.


          Don't rub his belly.
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            No, you have to rub his belly.


            Don't rub his belly.
            Rub his belly,...gulp, l think that if l did that l would need a therapist!

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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

              Rub his belly,...gulp, l think that if l did that l would need a therapist!

              And at least one of these:

              https://www.std-testing.com/tests-and-prices
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              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                I saw this last night. I think he must have killed most of the Russian population in the US.

                I thought that dog his wife had sent was really cute, and I'm not usually affected by cute dogs, fluffy kittens, well that's another thing.

                The dog was a far better actor than Reeves. Pity his character was killed off early on.

                Reeves should consider losing that beard too. Does not suit Keanu, I'm going to get Mat Damon to run over to his house and tell him.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post


                  Reeves should consider losing that beard too. Does not suit Keanu, I'm going to get Mat Damon to run over to his house and tell him.
                  This is not a joke. During the entire movie, I kept thinking "Did they want his beard to look like that?"
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                  • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    This is not a joke. During the entire movie, I kept thinking "God, what I wouldn't do for some hair like that?"
                    Fixed for you.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                      Fixed for you.

                      Pretty funny, actually. I think you may be getting the hang of this.

                      On a different note, Your avatar is stunning. How in the world did you know that in America, we find underarm hair very sexy?
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                      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        Pretty funny, actually. I think you may be getting the hang of this.

                        On a different note, Your avatar is stunning. How in the world did you know that in America, we find underarm hair very sexy?
                        Just be grateful it's not in Smelly-Vision.
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                      • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        Pretty funny, actually. I think you may be getting the hang of this.

                        On a different note, Your avatar is stunning. How in the world did you know that in America, we find underarm hair very sexy?
                        Real men are hairy.
                        More Test, More Hair, More Man.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            No, you have to rub his belly.


            Don't rub his belly.
            Oh, when you called and asked if you could come over and "rub one out"...... that's what you meant. I apologize for calling the police.
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