I don't handle stress well

by WalkingCarpet Banned
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Any medication you lot can recommend for light relief?
I cannot go to gym all the time.
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Xanax is a helluvu drug.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      What's stressing you out WC? Tell us all about it.
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      • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        What's stressing you out WC? Tell us all about it.
        these days have a few money problems.
        More money I have less stressed and happier I am.
        Also need a woman. Not many my type over here
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          Not sure exactly what your "type" would be, but....you can't count on another person or a place to relieve YOUR stress.

          I can relieve stress with exercise - which is what you do...but I can also relieve stress sitting quietly alone and focusing inside rather than on what is round me.

          Learn a bit of self hypnosis or meditation - or both. Relaxation and stress relief can be a skill you develop.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

          these days have a few money problems.
          More money I have less stressed and happier I am.
          Also need a woman. Not many my type over here
          You don't need to relieve your stress. The stress you feel, is your brain's way of saying "Hey! Do something about this!".

          You don't need a pill, you need a job. And a shirt.
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

            these days have a few money problems.
            More money I have less stressed and happier I am.
            Don't worry l am sure you will find someone to sc.....ahem, offer your services to?


            Also need a woman. Not many my type over here
            Nonsence, a womens prision should have plenty?


            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            You don't need to relieve your stress. The stress you feel, is your brain's way of saying "Hey! Do something about this!".

            You don't need a pill, you need a job. And a shirt.
            A job, correct grammer, a course in honesty in business and a shave!

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          • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

              Is there a virtual way to rub your bald head??? Iam sure thats better than rubbing pussy.
              Glad Terra isn't around!


              Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

              these days have a few money problems.
              More money I have less stressed and happier I am.
              Also need a woman. Not many my type over here
              Hmmm, you are probably after the Aryan, blue eyed, blond hair types?

              Not many of those in Sri-Lanka?

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          • Profile picture of the author perryny
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            You don't need to relieve your stress. The stress you feel, is your brain's way of saying "Hey! Do something about this!".
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        • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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          Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

          Also need a woman.
          Right. No stress there. If you are subtly trying to communicate that you require the companionship of a member of the opposite sex for their special ability to relieve male 'stress,' may I suggest that you start dating Rosie Palme on a regular basis.

          A very cheap date with an extra added benefit - you never have to engage in conversation.

          Cheers. - Frank
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

            Right. No stress there. If you are subtly trying to communicate that you require the companionship of a member of the opposite sex for their special ability to relieve male 'stress,' may I suggest that you start dating Rosie Palme on a regular basis.

            A very cheap date with an extra added benefit - you never have to engage in conversation.

            Cheers. - Frank
            Rosie may not need actual conversation....but she seems to need constant stroking.
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Side effects of taking Xanex;
              unusual weight gain
              snarky attitude
              inability to perform sexually
              addiction to porn
              compulsion to insult intellectual superiors.
              lack of respect for your elders.
              compulsive delusion that you are taller than you actually are.
              attempting to cover up the fact that your head is perfectly round, by growing a goatee.
              smaller than normal hands and feet and...well...you know.
              A tripping hazard?


              Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

              That might be your problem right there. Stop looking for digital ones
              Nah, send half a million to your blog post, and l am sure 1 will reply?

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            • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Rosie may not need actual conversation....but she seems to need constant stroking.
              You must have had a very confusing and frustrating period of adolesence. I hate to break it to you at this late stage, but I believe that you have the methodology, back asswards.

              Cheers. - Frank
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                You must have had a very confusing and frustrating period of adolesence. I hate to break it to you at this late stage, but I believe that you have the methodology, back asswards.

                Cheers. - Frank
                You're right, I got it reversed. Weird.
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        • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
          Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

          Also need a woman. Not many my type over here
          That might be your problem right there. Stop looking for digital ones
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        • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
          Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

          Also need a woman. Not many my type over here
          I found one for you in Sri Lanka. Don't forget to invite me to the wedding.

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          • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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            Unfortunately, the only way you will be able to deal with this stress is by making some money.
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        • Profile picture of the author TeKn1qu3z
          Money problem is for everyone and make sure marry to someone. I know it takes time to get someone for you in life.
          Take help from your family people so they can remove stress easily.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Xanax is a helluvu drug.
      Side effects of taking Xanex;
      unusual weight gain
      snarky attitude
      inability to perform sexually
      addiction to porn
      compulsion to insult intellectual superiors.
      lack of respect for your elders.
      compulsive delusion that you are taller than you actually are.
      attempting to cover up the fact that your head is perfectly round, by growing a goatee.
      smaller than normal hands and feet and...well...you know.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Side effects of taking Xanex;
        unusual weight gain (my weight gain is very usual)
        snarky attitude (born with it)
        inability to perform sexually (scarred from the photos you sent)
        addiction to porn (born male)
        compulsion to insult intellectual superiors. (I only insult intellectual moderates)
        lack of respect for your elders. (my lack of respect is determined on an individual basis)
        compulsive delusion that you are taller than you actually are. (no compulsion here)
        attempting to cover up the fact that your head is perfectly round, by growing a goatee. (possible side effect)
        smaller than normal hands and feet and...well...you know. (hands and feet appear smaller due to the other)

        Answered...
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      • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Side effects of taking Xanex;
        unusual weight gain
        snarky attitude
        inability to perform sexually
        addiction to porn
        compulsion to insult intellectual superiors.
        lack of respect for your elders.
        compulsive delusion that you are taller than you actually are.
        attempting to cover up the fact that your head is perfectly round, by growing a goatee.
        smaller than normal hands and feet and...well...you know.
        Thanks for outing me, Bozo. :-(

        Cheers. - Frank
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  • Profile picture of the author @tjr
    Run, I use Rundouble C25K. Learn to run a 5k and sweat out all the bull.
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  • Profile picture of the author peterj
    Go and stroke your pussy.

    It is well documented that stroking your cat helps relieve stress.
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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by peterj View Post

      Go and stroke your pussy.

      It is well documented that stroking your cat helps relieve stress.
      I don't live there no more- moved to a new place- so had leave pussy behind- wasn't mine, belonged to neighbors, but used to always hang around my place cos I eat so much meat.

      I miss her

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  • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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    No much dough these days or I'd buy a bottle of Red and watch some Jim Carrey movies.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Nature immersion kills stress - get out in the trees, sand, and take your shoes off - bare feet on natural earth regrounds your electromagnetism and will make you feel better almost instantly.

    As far as needing a woman...........stop it. If you think you need one, you'll fall for the wrong one. Learn to be interested in things without anyone else and you'll be surprised at how the right people just seem to appear.

    If you need lots of money to have a good time, you're doing it wrong.

    Go see what you can find in the wild, figure out what you can make out of it, and then sell it. Using some creativity is a good way to cut stress too - and making finely crafted items might just attract that right chick that you're seeming to want.

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  • Profile picture of the author Generic SEO Guy
    huh...wish I had some sort of advice. I would suggest getting a book on meditation and trying that before going the medication route. Even something as simple as The Complete Idiot's Guide to Meditation can get you started.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by Generic SEO Guy View Post

      huh...wish I had some sort of advice. I would suggest getting a book on meditation and trying that before going the medication route. Even something as simple as The Complete Idiot's Guide to Meditation can get you started.
      Why such a generic response?

      Sorry, couldn't resist.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        WC, you've been given a lot of good advice for relieving stress already, but I have to ask if you have tried listening to guided imagery exercises?

        They help me, even the ones I have written and created myself, lol! Probably because I wrote about things that I know relax and de-stress me, myself.

        Anyway, here's an audio article I recorded about guided imagery exercises. You can be the judge if it helps you or not.

        Guided Imagery Excercise


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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          WC, you've been given a lot of good advice for relieving stress already, but I have to ask if you have tried listening to guided imagery exercises?

          They help me, even the ones I have written and created myself, lol! Probably because I wrote about things that I know relax and de-stress me, myself.

          Anyway, here's an audio article I recorded about guided imagery exercises. You can be the judge if it helps you or not.

          Guided Imagery Excercise


          Terra
          Yikes. I listened to it and all I could keep thinking is when is the tsunami going to hit? LMAO I am SO not a water person. Ha.

          Seriously, though - nice example of building your own "happy place". I would think the people who actually are beach people would like that one.

          When I learned to construct my "happy place" the exercise is to see yourself descending a staircase in a dark hall. Keep going down slowly - just enough light to see the steps. Make any light that illuminates the steps violet light - like a blacklight. Count the steps as you descend - make sure the stair case has at least 30 steps. Don't just think about it -- see it in your head.

          At the bottom is a door. Open that door and on the other side, you are in your most valued scenery. In relating to your tape that would be a beach. When I go, it's a mountain meadow with a stream and mountain flowers - just on the edge of woods. Animals are always there, of course.

          The dark hall with the steps illuminated in violet light will produce alpha waves and put you into a semi-trance state that will make the "daydream" of the "happy place" more vivid.

          I was so glad your voice sounded normal in your tape instead of like on that first answering machine I heard you on. It's hard to daydream when you're in a fit of laughter.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Hahaha!

            Nope, that one wasn't in Minnie Mouse Mode, LMAO!


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  • Profile picture of the author NeedBucksNow
    Writing & reading helps relieve my stress. Then start drinking when you are done
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  • Profile picture of the author JenniferGiacoppo
    Try some deep breathing, relax in a bath, find something about yourself that you like and look at it in the mirror. Your medication , your best medication is you and how you think and feel about yourself. I'll bet you're really good at spotting bright and sweet things that take your fancy. Not only are you good at it, I think your very creative and have never discovered it...find something that is creative and start playing with....all your depression will leave you in that instant you do ...
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