Elevators and Toasters

by thunderbird

Posted: 9 years ago 12 replies

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My fancy new toaster went kaput, so I decided to replace it, got in the elevator and the elevator stalled mid-ride between two floors. Elevators and toasters have been around for several decades yet never seem to work right. That got me thinking about the designer genes thread. If they can't get toasters and elevators right...

Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

The real problem occurs when you pop out of the elevator......toasted.

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lanfear63 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The real problem occurs when you pop out of the elevator......toasted.

Are you saying that only well Bread people use elevators or are you Split-tin hairs with us?

Marge (can I call you that)

Use your loaf and don't spread this stuff around. I cant believe it's not Bull
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thunderbird

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The real problem occurs when you pop out of the elevator......toasted.

It was firefighters who opened the elevator.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

It was firefighters who opened the elevator.

See? I rest my case.

The "Toaster elevator connection" has been proven.

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The "Toaster elevator connection" has been proven.

Rubbish. I just put two slices of bread in the elevator and sent it to the top floor. When it came back down the bread didn't show the slightest hint of being toasted.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Rubbish. I just put two slices of bread in the elevator and sent it to the top floor. When it came back down the bread didn't show the slightest hint of being toasted.

Shows how much you know. The bread went to the top floor, and got toasted on the way. After they got off in the "Jelly and jam" floor, two new slices got on the elevator, and that's what you saw when the door opened. You can't tell the difference between your own bread, and foreign bread?

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Shane; Kittens do not come from toasters. I think we just found out why you have women troubles.

Nonsence, l tend to overly use fluffy bunnies, that is why l have a low success rate!

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Rubbish. I just put two slices of bread in the elevator and sent it to the top floor. When it came back down the bread didn't show the slightest hint of being toasted.

Both, wrong, l put the toast in the lift and when it descends the toast, bends around the observer and warps space, time which in turn creates a stable wormhole to Mars!

That way my fluffy bunny minions, can enjoy buttered toast!

PS l am talking crap at the moment, since it is 35 digrees here, and probably 90 humidity! I am seeking refuge in the local library to get out of this stinking heat!

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thunderbird 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

See? I rest my case.

The "Toaster elevator connection" has been proven.

I have to add that to my proof-of-Illuminati infographics.
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- HeySal 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by thunderbird
  
  I have to add that to my proof-of-Illuminati infographics.
  
  It's definitely a conspiracy theory. Has to be. Not sure what the heck it's a conspiracy to do exactly.........but that's not important as long as we know there's a plot against people that eat toast and don't use the stairs.
  
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HeySal 9 years ago

Sounds like a lot of ups and downs there, TB.
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- tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  I Toast, Therefore l Am!
  
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  Yes, thing about toasters is, they can work the first time, but have kittens the second, doesn't matter if sensors or timers are used, the temp, the first time is different the next, if used one after another!
  
  I use the grill, cuts out on all that toaster nonsence!
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  Yes, thing about toasters is, they can work the first time, but have kittens the second,
  
  Shane; Kittens do not come from toasters. I think we just found out why you have women troubles.
  
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