Well Guys . . . Would You Sit Down For A Pee?

And apparently in early 2016 they will extend this and signs will also be placed on lamp posts, walls and trees.

Their hope is to encourage male dogs and drunks to pee sitting down.

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Well, if we get this crap in AU, l will start going into the women's toilets?

But Aussie shopping centre toilets, arrrrggghhh, most near me, are dead quiet or have jet engine hand dryers.

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positivenegative

9 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

OK, I guess it is another reason not to have a marble floor.

You more the "soggy" carpet type then, Steve?

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Well, if we get this crap in AU, l will start going into the women's toilets?

I'll be watching the Oz news shows avidly.

Originally Posted by tagiscom

But Aussie shopping centre toilets, arrrrggghhh, most near me, are dead quiet.

Do you need to hear the sound of other guys doing their "business" to help you do yours then?

Originally Posted by tagiscom

. . . or have jet engine hand dryers.

Al least they mask the sound of those who are sat down for a number two. And especially so if they've had a curry the night before!!

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Well, if we get this crap in AU, l will start going into the women's toilets?

I'll be watching the Oz news shows avidly.

Niah, skulk in, skulk out, and no-one is the wiser, the occasional woman screaming and running out of the toilets, is an unecesscary site effect!

Originally Posted by tagiscom

But Aussie shopping centre toilets, arrrrggghhh, most near me, are dead quiet.

Do you need to hear the sound of other guys doing their "business" to help you do yours then?

Noooooo, l don't want a quiet toilet, but l have these dumb toilets in shopping centres, so for me in and out, as quickly as possible!

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. . . or have jet engine hand dryers.

Al least they mask the sound of those who are sat down for a number two. And especially so if they've had a curry the night before!!

LOL, can't argue with you there, but some men, avoid using them, for the same reason l do, too freakin loud, l don't want to be saying, What, all the time when l hit 70, because of these dumb devices!

20 year old kid must have come up with that one?

Probably bring out Uranium hand dryers soon?

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Richard Van 9 years ago

I do actually. Only at night though.

If I wake up at night and need to go, I hate putting the light on and I can't even see the toilet in the dark to think of aiming at it. I sit down because it has an added advantage. Not only do I not have to try and focus on a loo I can't see, or if I turned the light on, try and focus on a loo I still can't see due to the glare, I can even keep my eyes shut.

I'm surprised more people don't do it.
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seasoned

9 years ago

Originally Posted by positivenegative

You more the "soggy" carpet type then, Steve?

THAT'S a laugh! I generally leave the stall cleaner than I found it. About the only exception is if it was just cleaned, and you won't know I was there, or if some idiot left a real mess, and I just LEAVE! In such a case, it is the same as it was.

Steve

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

THAT'S a laugh! I generally leave the stall cleaner than I found it.

Do you crap Formula 409 or something?

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Formal Shorts 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Do you crap Formula 409 or something?

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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  That explains why I can't find nutritional information when I Google "urinal cakes".
  
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seasoned

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Do you crap Formula 409 or something?

HA? So you "crap" on the floor? Why even bother going to the restroom? I mean if you did it in the bowl, 98% of the time the water will take care of it!

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

THAT'S a laugh! I generally leave the stall cleaner than I found it. About the only exception is if it was just cleaned, and you won't know I was there, or if some idiot left a real mess, and I just LEAVE! In such a case, it is the same as it was.

Steve

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Do you crap Formula 409 or something?

Originally Posted by seasoned

HA? So you "crap" on the floor? Why even bother going to the restroom? I mean if you did it in the bowl, 98% of the time the water will take care of it!

Steve

If you don't crap Formula 409, then HOW do you leave a stall cleaner than you found it? It would be ***IMPOSSIBLE*** unless you wiped the stall down. Even your SHOES would track in DIRT!!!!!!!!1!!!

*Just yankin' your chain, Steve. If you crapped any kind of cleaner, it'd have to be KABOOM.

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Do you crap Formula 409 or something?

Your pillow talk is amazing.
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Kurt

9 years ago

There is some debate in Germany about whether men should sit or stand to pee.

Some toilets have red traffic-style signs forbidding the standing position - but those who choose to sit are often referred to as a "Sitzpinkler", implying it is not masculine behaviour.

Claude is the definitive sitzpinkler. He even sits when using the urinal. On a related note, someone really needs to explain to him that urinal cakes aren't for dessert.

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Originally Posted by Kurt

Claude is the definitive sitzpinkler. He even sits when using the urinal.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Claude is the definitive sitzpinkler. He even sits when using the urinal. On a related note, someone really needs to explain to him that urinal cakes aren't for dessert.

That explains why I can't find nutritional information when I Google "urinal cakes".

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That explains why I can't find nutritional information when I Google "urinal cakes".

At least your breath smells a little better...
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9 years ago

Orinar sentado? No. Pero, si es tu estilo esta bien.

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HeySal

9 years ago

Any woman who has a guy that doesn't clean up after himself would love this. One of my pet peeves is that men pee on just about everything near a toilet.

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bizgrower 9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Any woman who has a guy that doesn't clean up after himself would love this. One of my pet peeves is that men pee on just about everything near a toilet.

"Stand closer, it's not that big."
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Banned 9 years ago

They should make a pee room, that way no aiming is involved, lmao.

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9 years ago

NO! Never Gonna Happen....
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onSubie

9 years ago

A marine and an infantryman are relieving themselves at adjacent urinals.

They finish and the Marine heads for the exit.

The infantryman, stopped at the sink, says, "Hey, in the Army they teach us to wash up after using the bathroom".

The Marine replies, "In the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands".