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My brother --- my certified genius brother.

Has been staying at my property in watertown NY.
I heard about the storm and called to check up on him.

He is fine everything is fine. But he was drunk and just kept taking and talking.

Eventually he tells me he has a secret.

He found gold there and has been stashing it for the last year.
Says he has a closet full of the stuff. Hasn't told anyone about it.

The reason its funny ...
I know for a fact it's iron pyrite

I could not convince him otherwise.
He thinks he is going to be rich.
  • Profile picture of the author joe golfer
    I would just play along as long as you can. Encourage him to start looking at fancy cars and stuff.
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    • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
      Originally Posted by joe golfer View Post

      I would just play along as long as you can. Encourage him to start looking at fancy cars and stuff.
      I have just enough of a mean streak in me to do that.

      Only one problem; I told him he could live there for free for
      as long as he wants - as long as he keeps my property taxes paid.

      I can see him thinking he has that coverd and then my joke back fires .
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Best to tell him sooner rather than later, otherwise he will try to cash it in, and then realize how many years he wasted, when he could have done something else!

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Originally Posted by kenmichaels View Post

    My brother --- my certified genius brother.

    Has been staying at my property in watertown NY.
    I heard about the storm and called to check up on him.

    He is fine everything is fine. But he was drunk and just kept taking and talking.

    Eventually he tells me he has a secret.

    He found gold there and has been stashing it for the last year.
    Says he has a closet full of the stuff. Hasn't told anyone about it.

    The reason its funny ...
    I know for a fact it's iron pyrite

    I could not convince him otherwise.
    He thinks he is going to be rich.
    As a certified rockhound -- I've seen this a few times. Tell him to streak test it. If the streak isn't gold - he hasn't got gold.

    You can tell him from me that in situ gold has never been found in NY - while a little float can be found in some streams, but in very small quantities.

    Oh -- a streak test. Get something that's raw porcelain without the coating, paint, etc. Sometimes the underside of the toilet tank lid will do - or a broken saucer.

    Run the mineral down the porcelain - it will make a streak. Different minerals make different colored streaks. If the streak is gold - you have gold. If it's grey or black it's other metallic mineral. A streak doesn't lie and there's no way to fake it.

    Also - rock with pyrite often contains many metals. If there is gold in it he can crush it down and if there's enough, he can concentrate it. More likely the amount will be so minute it has to be melted out of the crushed rock. This is a highly expensive process and the reason why many gold mines shut down when gold prices are low. On a small scale like your brother would need - it's not very exact and a complete PITA - and often returns anywhere from nothing to an amount that makes the headache of processing it laughable.

    HTH.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    WOW, that is TOO funny! The chances of him being right are likely remote, but check it out. If it turns out to be iron pyrite, you can let him know the common name for it,,,,,,,"Fool's Gold"!

    And HEY, you can be "certified" by passing a test, but we have a saying in the computer industry! Garbage In, Garbage Out! Hopefully he has, but HAS he ever heard of iron pyrite?

    BTW NOBODY in their right mind just buys gold! Oh SURE, they may buy jewelry and the like but if you have watched pawn stars, even THEY did some basic tests, etc... YEP! You want to sell gold that you found, you probably want to take it to an assayer, or a smelter. The smelter WILL assay it, and hallmark it. So it is better that he find out NOW, rather be one of maybe THOUSANDS that has the assayer tell them.

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  • Profile picture of the author NRabosa
    Plot Twist: Gold obtained from Bootlegging back in the 1919's by a Jewish gang leader, during the Prohibition Era failed to come back for it because he and his gang were arrested.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by NRabosa View Post

      Plot Twist: Gold obtained from Bootlegging back in the 1919's by a Jewish gang leader, during the Prohibition Era failed to come back for it because he and his gang were arrested.
      Such gold is almost certainly hallmarked, coined, or made into jewlery, so it would never be confused for iron pyrite.

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    An assayer might be a good idea. They don't work for free. Maybe springing some money to find out he's got nothing but shelf specimen (inexpensive shelf specimen at that) might unclog that neuron that's not firing properly.

    Depends, Steve. In Colorado gold rush era, when people took off with gold it was often still in the form of nuggets and "free" (still in the rock matrix). There's all sorts of legends of lost gold in Colorado - both raw and coined. One that is actual history is the one of gold being stolen out of a mine in a casket. They faked a death in the mine and carried it out.

    You can walk below narrow gauge train tracks out by those mines and pick up rocks with free gold in them because they would fall out of loaded cars or occasionally cars would tip over.

    If you can actually get a cache of rock with free gold in it depends on where you are. He's not getting it in NY. If he were in AZ or CO or some place where gold actually is, I'd not be so sure he didn't have real gold.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      An assayer might be a good idea. They don't work for free. Maybe springing some money to find out he's got nothing but shelf specimen (inexpensive shelf specimen at that) might unclog that neuron that's not firing properly.

      Depends, Steve. In Colorado gold rush era, when people took off with gold it was often still in the form of nuggets and "free" (still in the rock matrix). There's all sorts of legends of lost gold in Colorado - both raw and coined. One that is actual history is the one of gold being stolen out of a mine in a casket. They faked a death in the mine and carried it out.

      You can walk below narrow gauge train tracks out by those mines and pick up rocks with free gold in them because they would fall out of loaded cars or occasionally cars would tip over.

      If you can actually get a cache of rock with free gold in it depends on where you are. He's not getting it in NY. If he were in AZ or CO or some place where gold actually is, I'd not be so sure he didn't have real gold.
      You're right about all that, but I think a gangster that is going to hide gold is going to hide meaningful gold, Gold in rocks will often have a relatively small amount that is actually gold. YEAH, I KNOW you can have VIENS, but to either side there will be rock, and the gold may not be pure. And yeah, there are all sorts of legends about California also. HECK,the first real attraction was the gold. It seems like a waste to hide the often heavy rock for the relatively small amount of value, etc...

      As for assayers, they obviously must not charge TOO much. I mean all the gold/silver you buy was assayed at some point, and their price has to be included as part of the spot price. At least earlier some companies charged for a premium hallmark, but that wasn't that bad either. Of course it seemed like resellers charged a couple percent, and that seems like more today. But NOBODY wants to pay a high price for iron pyrite.

      But most people buying gold bars want a hallmark. I think most jewelry has a cw mark, if applicable. And coins are marked appropriately as well. As for NUGGETS? It is anyones guess. And even if there are 10oz, how much can you get and refine? A BIG company could heat it incredibly hot and by using various physical and chemical means extract and refine it. Any waste could go to the next batch and become negligible. A person would likely try to pick it out, or cut it, and debris and scrap could end up having a lot of gold in it.

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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    BTW Ken, your brother DOES know about iron pyrite, RIGHT!?!?!?!? I don't know about TODAY, but in MY day there were a LOT of cowboy films, series and the like, and nearly every one had at least ONE episode with some guy thinking he struck it rich, and it turned out to be iron pyrite.

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    • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      BTW Ken, your brother DOES know about iron pyrite, RIGHT!?!?!?!? I don't know about TODAY, but in MY day there were a LOT of cowboy films, series and the like, and nearly every one had at least ONE episode with some guy thinking he struck it rich, and it turned out to be iron pyrite.

      Steve
      my brother is an idiot is he doesn't.

      This is family property that keeps getting handed down. I am just the current
      caretaker. Meaning every year for the last 50 + years the family does family
      reunions right there. I easily remember "gold" hunting when we were kids
      ... it was the family joke. The adults told us all to go find gold so that
      we would leave them alone.

      Its all over the place. Everyone knows. He spends his days getting drunk
      and high ... so i guess he just forgot.

      When the family finds out - he is never - ever - going to live this down.
      My entire family is merciless when it comes to stupidity.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Steve - free gold can be relatively pure or so diluted that it takes tons to process any significant amount out of the rock -- that's the whole point of having assayers. You can get extremely pure gold by panning or otherwise prospecting. You have to be where it is, though. You can only get minute amounts of "float out of NY. The NW area of the MI mitten has a little bit (the UP is native copper), and Vermont has some gold - mostly, again, float. I think there's an actual mine or two in Maryland - and then by the time you get south to Georgia, you have the country's first gold rush country (1838, twenty years before the CA gold rush). The dome of the GA capital is made of gold from that rush.

    When you get into extreme gold country, it's just as likely a stolen cache is unprocessed rock as it is to be coin. Rock would be stolen cache from prospectors, mines, and the narrow gauge trains that ran from the mines. Coin, of course, was stolen from anywhere that had coin. If you look over legends (which many treasure hunters research for validity before hunting for "lost" treasures), you'll find gold country filled with legends of lost caches of both kind. Coins a lot of time were robberies such as stagecoach where the bandits hid the cache to come back to later.

    It also used to be practice to bury coin on your own property to keep it safe (in preference to banks, which Americans were smart enough not to trust back then). A lot of people find those caches exploring abandoned properties with metal detectors.

    So there's gold all over, in all sorts of forms to find. About the closest actual deposits of gold to Mike's brother are in the Northern hills of Vermont, though.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Want to get him really excited?

      According to several sources (I loved the tackiness of the link below so used it) any gold found in the state of NY - even in your own back yard - belongs to the state.

      Gold, Mining and Prospecting: Gold Occurrences in New York State

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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Want to get him really excited?

        According to several sources (I loved the tackiness of the link below so used it) any gold found in the state of NY - even in your own back yard - belongs to the state.

        Gold, Mining and Prospecting: Gold Occurrences in New York State


        That will roll him, but not necessarily true. Sounds like the family might own the mineral rights to the property. A lot of property that's been owned long enough does. Newer property is very rarely sold with mineral rights - you have to ask for them, or buy them from the current owner. Some states will own anything from, and sometimes outlaw hunting for anything on, public property (which is now considered government property). If it's coin, you better be able to claim you found it on private property - and even then if it's older than 50 years you may have a struggle. Most people just say it's passed down generationally and only sell bits of it in any one place at any one time to avoid gov confiscation.

        At least out here in the west, you find gold rock, and the first thing you're gonna want to do if it's in quantity, is to claim that land. That still goes on. I have friends with claims for various minerals and metals. The problem is in the East (NY) is there's very little open land. It's either parks or private. I think most of the Adarondak's in NY is considered park land.
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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Want to get him really excited?

        According to several sources (I loved the tackiness of the link below so used it) any gold found in the state of NY - even in your own back yard - belongs to the state.

        Gold, Mining and Prospecting: Gold Occurrences in New York State

        You HAVE to love the government, RIGHT!?!?!?!? I wonder if this is a throwback to that gold confiscation law in the US, or something else. But They talk about derivatives today like they are something new. They AREN'T! A property now has several rights available. MANY are effectively told, and it is implied and naturally assumed, that ALL on the property is theirs. Ironically, in the US, in most places, nobody REALLY owns the property, or I guess even the home. They can be taken away if you don't pay the rental fee called a property tax! But they ALSO have what they call property rights. And THEY may FURTHER be split up. So YEAH, if you dig up gold, it may be best to say you just had it. DON'T tell the federal government though! They NOW have laws saying you can't get such gold without its sale or inheritance being recorded!

        The CRAZY thing is that you can't get the minerals without trespassing and potentially destroying the property, so THEIR rights trump YOURS!

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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Steve - free gold can be relatively pure or so diluted that it takes tons to process any significant amount out of the rock -- that's the whole point of having assayers. You can get extremely pure gold by panning or otherwise prospecting. You have to be where it is, though. You can only get minute amounts of "float out of NY. The NW area of the MI mitten has a little bit (the UP is native copper), and Vermont has some gold - mostly, again, float. I think there's an actual mine or two in Maryland - and then by the time you get south to Georgia, you have the country's first gold rush country (1838, twenty years before the CA gold rush). The dome of the GA capital is made of gold from that rush.
      Gee, I HAVE successfully panned. And YEAH, THAT is pure. You work HARD for THAT though, or at least I did. I was talking about larger pieces, As for assayers, they MAY guesstimate on the purity and give you a clue and maybe even buy it, probably at a good profit. But I would say their primary job is to tell you what you have. SIMILAR, but not exactly the same thing.

      It also used to be practice to bury coin on your own property to keep it safe (in preference to banks, which Americans were smart enough not to trust back then). A lot of people find those caches exploring abandoned properties with metal detectors.

      So there's gold all over, in all sorts of forms to find. About the closest actual deposits of gold to Mike's brother are in the Northern hills of Vermont, though.
      And YEAH, some still DO bury on their property, I mean the BEST way to hide something is to take something people don't know you have and bury it a good amount underneath something they may not dig up, or even have access to. THINK ABOUT IT! You could bury something say a mere 12" below the soil in many areas, sell your home, remember you buried it, come back and buy it 60 years later, and find it still buried. Many areas forbid digging that deep without checking for utilities, etc... But burying rocks, or even gold nuggets?

      Whatever.

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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Let's hope he does not go to the county office with the 'gold' to pay the taxes.

    With respect to telling kids to go on gold hunts, when I was in high school
    I worked at a movie theater. A sister theater was an 8-plex in two buildings.
    Employees there would send new employees to the other building to borrow
    a bucket of 'technicolor'.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Reminds me of the army base my ex was stationed on in Germany. They sent the newbies all over the country and back to get a can of squelch. LOL.

    Incidentally there's at least one state you can pay any gov fee in metal at the current rate of value. Idaho. There's a state out east, too, that's set up for metal backed currency again and might also allow it - I believe Maryland. Some M state. There might be others, I've never looked further into it. If the dollar crashes, I'll probably head to Idaho to be covered by their currency. They should already be coining it again by now. They quit outsourcing silver several years ago and were calling for investors to build a processor (with 20 years of no personal or business taxes for whoever would build one).
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      not necessarily true
      Sal - New York isn't "out West" and there's quite a store of news articles and writing about the practice of state-owned minerals even on "private" property.

      I think it would be hilarious for Ken's brother to be guarding a closet full of fool's gold so the state can't take it. It would give him something to do...
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Sal - New York isn't "out West" and there's quite a store of news articles and writing about the practice of state-owned minerals even on "private" property.

        I think it would be hilarious for Ken's brother to be guarding a closet full of fool's gold so the state can't take it. It would give him something to do...
        Nope, NY isn't out west. The mineral rights issue is very deep in the East because of the change in mineral rights laws. It's hard nowdays to even buy mineral rights for property back in NY and most surrounding states. It's really a ruse that they designated most of the Adarondacks a park - and they did so solely so they wouldn't have people staking claims. They want all of the mineral for themselves. If you have a mining company, you can buy mineral rights without as many headaches as a private citizen would have. Myself - I wouldn't buy land that doesn't come with mineral rights - especially if the possibilities were good that there was mineral there. When minerals are found on land - the mineral rights owners trump the surface rights owners and can be a real headache for people who own the surface rights and live on the property. These rights and the laws drawn around them are a mess back East.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Sal,

    I had a guest from France. He really wanted to prove to his skeptical Grandson that people
    did find gold in 'dem 'dar hills by panning. They went to the Phoenix mine and had no luck.

    At my suggestion, they went on Clear Creek on the way to Black Hawk and they had
    had some luck - enough to show the Grandson. I suspect it was close to the place that
    set tourists up to do it, when they were open.

    The CARQUEST Auto Parts and Supplies store in Idaho Springs sells panning
    equipment, and the owner seems to know a little.

    Dan
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      Sal,

      I had a guest from France. He really wanted to prove to his skeptical Grandson that people
      did find gold in 'dem 'dar hills by panning. They went to the Phoenix mine and had no luck.

      At my suggestion, they went on Clear Creek on the way to Black Hawk and they had
      had some luck - enough to show the Grandson. I suspect it was close to the place that
      set tourists up to do it, when they were open.

      The CARQUEST Auto Parts and Supplies store in Idaho Springs sells panning
      equipment, and the owner seems to know a little.

      Dan
      They don't get the best panning info at the tourist panning place - they salt the area and don't teach them how to locate the best panning locations or much else.

      You should send the people in there asking about gold down river to hunt under that narrow gauge train track. The winds blew a lot of those gold cars over and there's rocks with free gold in them all over down below the tracks. Also - running in the river itself.

      I've got a few articles for beginning gold panners - if you want them for literature for your tourists, just holler and I'll send them to you. If you want any more location specific crap written - um..........you'll pay for that , but the general info"how to" articles I have might entertain your guests as little flyers you can put in their rooms. Just pm me your email if you want them.
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