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The Mathematical Formula For Love

by lanfear63
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BBC News - The mathematical formula for love

Talking about dating sites here and saying that to be more successful in your attracting people you should display photographs of you that show warts and all.

Probably not Genital Warts though.
  • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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    IMO this is all you need.

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      A huge boil above your armpit?
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      IMO this is all you need.
      A photo of a more muscular, more attractive man?
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      What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      IMO this is all you need.

      What makes you think women like guys all shiny with oil and /or sweat? Eww, Yuck!! No way am I touching that!


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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      IMO this is all you need.
      Um...........most of my dates aren't required to do heavy lifting or pull plows. Tone is nice. Working muscle is sexier than this pumped up inflated pomp that you can blow out with one knuckle if he gets out of control. LOL. Guys who are toned and have working muscle are much more down to earth than the show ponies. They are interested in their health, usually like exploring isolated areas, and have some brains to back up the brawn.

      I like scientists. Is that mathematical enough Ian?
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        They are interested in their health, usually like exploring isolated areas........
        And that's how Ian discovered his genital warts.

        There. I said it.
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          And that's how Ian discovered his genital warts.

          There. I said it.
          Um...yeah - I thought about you and Dan right after I posted that. Didn't take very long at all.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Um...yeah - I thought about you and Dan right after I posted that. Didn't take very long at all.
            Actually, he said Lan.

            Claude and Dan were the source of my genital warts which they caught off Kurt after his recent return from Sri Lanka.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Um...........most of my dates aren't required to do heavy lifting or pull plows. Tone is nice. Working muscle is sexier than this pumped up inflated pomp that you can blow out with one knuckle if he gets out of control. LOL. Guys who are toned and have working muscle are much more down to earth than the show ponies.
        Exactly!

        Moderation is key. Too much of a good thing ends up being detrimental in one way or another.

        I love a well rounded, intelligent guy who knows how to treat and keep a lady. A guy who is very tough, virile and manly and yet extremely gentle and tender. But most importantly of all, who possesses the wisdom to know when to be which.


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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Exactly!

          Moderation is key. Too much of a good thing ends up being detrimental in one way or another.

          I love a well rounded, intelligent guy who knows how to treat and keep a lady. A guy who is very tough, virile and manly and yet extremely gentle and tender. But most importantly of all, who possesses the wisdom to know when to be which.


          Terra
          Bill's no slouch - your taste in men can't be faulted at all. Intelligent and well kept for a geezer, LOL. Of course, I realize he earned "geezer" status over time and wasn't one when you met. Still - you picked one with the sense to keep himself fit over the years. I can kinda figure that having to deal with you every day didn't leave him much choice in that matter, right.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Bill's no slouch - your taste in men can't be faulted at all. Intelligent and well kept for a geezer, LOL. Of course, I realize he earned "geezer" status over time and wasn't one when you met. Still - you picked one with the sense to keep himself fit over the years. I can kinda figure that having to deal with you every day didn't leave him much choice in that matter, right.
            Haha!

            Well, yeah, you got that right!

            But he thinks I'm worth it and I am still head over heels for him so I put up with some things as well. Overall, it's a pretty good give and take I think.

            Thanks, by the way.


            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

              A huge boil above your armpit?
              LOL, yes, oil injected things like that! One punch and he will end up in hospital crying like a baby!


              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              Exactly!

              Moderation is key. Too much of a good thing ends up being detrimental in one way or another.

              I love a well rounded, intelligent guy who knows how to treat and keep a lady. A guy who is very tough, virile and manly and yet extremely gentle and tender. But most importantly of all, who possesses the wisdom to know when to be which.


              Terra
              Hmmmm!

              Well, will wonders never cease? We have something in common!

              I find your lack of (insert a variety of qualities) disturbing, too!


              Terra
              Don't be like that, l am sure that when WC gives up moonlighting as a female Chinese music video dancer, and has the sex change operation, he will be a catch?




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          • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Bill's no slouch - your taste in men can't be faulted at all. Intelligent and well kept for a geezer, LOL. Of course, I realize he earned "geezer" status over time and wasn't one when you met. Still - you picked one with the sense to keep himself fit over the years. I can kinda figure that having to deal with you every day didn't leave him much choice in that matter, right.
            You talking about Weird Al??
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

              You talking about Weird Al??
              Of course not.

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    • Profile picture of the author onSubie
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      IMO this is all you need.
      I prefer women.... but I admit he is attractive

      I know, I know... back to me.
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