Politician Wants to Turn Women In Yoga Pants Into Outlaws

socialentry

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I would support this law but only for fat women.

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onSubie

9 years ago

They can join the rappers with their saggy pants.

I swear society is going to hell in a hand basket.

Get off my lawn!

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Kay King

9 years ago

My problem with yoga pants in public is that most women who were them look like they don't exercise...oh well. I saw the product below on Amazon - never heard of such a thing but the photo on the image cracked me up. Friction?

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

My problem with yoga pants in public is that most women who were them look like they don't exercise...oh well. I saw the product below on Amazon - never heard of such a thing but the photo on the image cracked me up. Friction?

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That's a pretty popular item with those who ride long distances on a motorcycle. Another popular item is bicycle shorts with the padded butt.

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Alexa Smith

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Reluctant though I am to criticize other jurisdictions' legislatures, life imprisonment for wearing them three times does perhaps seem just a tiny bit on the strong side, doesn't it?

Ok, they're not an item of beauty, granted, and I wouldn't be seen dead in them myself, in public or in private, I'll admit ... but life imprisonment? If you're concerned that they're spending taxpayer money on this, how much is it going to cost them to give people life imprisonment? I don't think we even give people more than 2 or 3 years in the hoosegow for wearing flat shoes, over here (not for a first offense, anyway).

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Richard Van

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Alexa Smith

Reluctant though I am to criticize other jurisdictions' legislatures, life imprisonment for wearing them three times does perhaps seem just a tiny bit on the strong side, doesn't it?

Ok, they're not an item of beauty, granted, and I wouldn't be seen dead in them myself, in public or in private, I'll admit ... but life imprisonment? If you're concerned that they're spending taxpayer money on this, how much is it going to cost them to give people life imprisonment? I don't think we even give people more than 2 or 3 years in the hoosegow for wearing flat shoes, over here (not for a first offense, anyway).

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In fairness Alexa, you know those flesh coloured yoga pants you get?

I actually think it should be one strike and then life imprisonment for that.

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sbucciarel Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

In fairness Alexa, you know those flesh coloured yoga pants you get?

I actually think it should be one strike and then life imprisonment for that.

OMG ... I'm sorry. I think I'm now in agreement with the bill. lol.
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seasoned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

In fairness Alexa, you know those flesh coloured yoga pants you get?

I actually think it should be one strike and then life imprisonment for that.

YEAH, do you REALLY want to see that?!?!?!?

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bizgrower 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

In fairness Alexa, you know those flesh coloured yoga pants you get?

I actually think it should be one strike and then life imprisonment for that.

And, she is wearing flat shoes. There is no hope for her.
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Originally Posted by Kay King

My problem with yoga pants in public is that most women who were them look like they don't exercise...oh well. I saw the product below on Amazon - never heard of such a thing but the photo on the image cracked me up. Friction?

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lol. That's a staple item here at Tractor Supply Co. Popular with farmers around here I guess.

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Karen Blundell

9 years ago

Ludicrous -

...meanwhile another thief, murderer, rapist, drug dealer goes unpunished because the cops are too busy arresting women wearing Yoga pants.

what's in the Montana water supply? This Mr. Moore has definitely got a screw loose or something.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

Ludicrous -

...meanwhile another thief, murderer, rapist, drug dealer goes unpunished because the cops are too busy arresting women wearing Yoga pants.

what's in the Montana water supply? This Mr. Moore has definitely got a screw loose or something.

These are the same morally superior people (non-urban, protestant population, frequently kkk memberss) who brought US prohibition, while THEY were the biggest traders with the bootleggers, both on the buy (of booze) and the sell (of protection).

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by agc

These are the same morally superior people (non-urban, protestant population, frequently kkk memberss) who brought US prohibition, while THEY were the biggest traders with the bootleggers, both on the buy (of booze) and the sell (of protection).

Do you realize how FEW KKK members there supposedly are? HERE is a reference YOU will likely believe: Ku Klux Klan | Southern Poverty Law Center They estimate 5000-8000 members! YIKES! That is less than 200 per state!

And prohibition was overturned! Many places have practically gotten rid of licenses, and certainly have gotten rid of limitations. BOOTLEGGERS are all but GONE! As for protection? Most of THOSE are now in UNIONS! The Straight Dope: What is the true source of the Kennedy family's wealth?

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Karen Blundell

9 years ago

true story:

yesterday I went out grocery shopping and it was blowing snow and the temperatures were around -20 celcius -
along comes this woman around my age, obese, with her winter jacket open and she was wearing very a short top over ill-fitting yoga pants that exposed her bare huge belly -

I just shook my head - I'm sure everyone who ran into her in the grocery store were appalled by her appearance -

I would be ashamed to go out the door like that -

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

true story:

yesterday I went out grocery shopping and it was blowing snow and the temperatures were around -20 celcius -
along comes this woman around my age, obese, with her winter jacket open and she was wearing very a short top over ill-fitting yoga pants that exposed her bare huge belly -

I just shook my head - I'm sure everyone who ran into her in the grocery store were appalled by her appearance -

I would be ashamed to go out the door like that -

She probably thought she was sexy, or does not care.

Along those lines, a few years back it was stylish for young women to wear hip hugger jeans
and a shorter top that showed their midriff. It would crack me up to see them dressed like that
and then walk around trying to pull their shirt over their midriff.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

My problem with yoga pants in public is that most women who were them look like they don't exercise...oh well. I saw the product below on Amazon - never heard of such a thing but the photo on the image cracked me up. Friction?

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As for the subject at hand, I didn't think Montana is densely populated enough to worry about such
things.

All my shoes are flat, so I am glad Lexy is not thee Empress.

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agc

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

My problem with yoga pants in public is that most women who were them look like they don't exercise...oh well. I saw the product below on Amazon - never heard of such a thing but the photo on the image cracked me up. Friction?

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Haha good old monkey butt.

I encountered the term was used 20+ years ago with road motorcycle racing. Specifically, longer races in wet nasty terrain such as hare scrambles or grand national cross country.

After two hours wrestling the motorcycle through creeks, over logs, up and down vertical slopes for two hours or so, all at race pace (ie full stress and adrenaline) your racing leathers have abraded your ass and thighs to a nice bright red color. Thus, monkey butt.

I used to wear spandex under my leathers. Some guys would smear big globs vaseline down inside the leathers.

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9 years ago

It looks like a bunch of jerks decided they should go through NAKED, and this is just FALLOUT from it. They can blame THEMSELVES! As for covering up nipples? They said EITHER sex, but this has been the case for millennia. There ARE places it is allowed, etc... Granted, I am not female, but I don't see what the big deal is.

This really has nothing to do with yoga pants.

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TheWriteOne

9 years ago

Maybe they can arrest with wearers with a hotness meter below 7.

There could be more important laws to be made and yet they are spending time with this nonsense. War is going on everywhere and here is a law about restrictions on what to wear.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

It looks like a bunch of jerks decided they should go through NAKED, and this is just FALLOUT from it. They can blame THEMSELVES! As for covering up nipples? They said EITHER sex, but this has been the case for millennia. There ARE places it is allowed, etc... Granted, I am not female, but I don't see what the big deal is.

This really has nothing to do with yoga pants.

Steve

No, usually when someone does something stupid, naked then they are overweight and old!

I would certainly lose my lunch if some overweight, ugly old men and women rode past me.

There are some who look good and make an effort, but that is rare!

These people need to stop walking around there house, naked and get a life!

Or stop watching crap on tv, get a Laptop and take some lessons!

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If this happened, Wal-Mart would go bankrupt.
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HeySal

9 years ago

Oh goody - Uncle Sam is going into dress codes for Americans now, huh? Montana? That guy should really STFU because those people up there will throw his butt out of office for stupidity - and for unrestrained fascist idiocy. Kay - if he keeps talkin', I'm thinking he's going to be meeting a lot of women with their "shyte kickers" on before too long.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Oh goody - Uncle Sam is going into dress codes for Americans now, huh? Montana? That guy should really STFU because those people up there will throw his butt out of office for stupidity - and for unrestrained fascist idiocy. Kay - if he keeps talkin', I'm thinking he's going to be meeting a lot of women with their "shyte kickers" on before too long.

They have had these laws since almost the beginning. They probably DO have them to some degree everywhere, though a number of places in Europe are known for being more laxed, and there are places like the middle east that go HEAVILY the other way.

MY GOD, Bikinis, and even other bathing suits, are a relatively new concept. Look at older photos, movies, or even old photos of beach goers as late as the early 20th century, in the US. They are VERY modest! On the OTHER hand, some people have gotten in trouble for skinny dipping even in the LATE 20th century, and likely still do.

So there HAVE been dress codes the whole time. You just haven't noticed because they are SO permissive that most EASILY stay within them!

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It's not just women....supposedly a speedo *could* be considered over the line. The bill does mention no bare nipples (not just women's) but stops short of talking about yoga pants. Yoga pants may fly, but pasties will not (at least on the ladies).

Here is the nitty gritty of the bill:

12 Section 1. Section 45-5-504, MCA, is amended to read:
13 "45-5-504. Indecent exposure. (1) A Except as provided in subsection (2), a person commits the
14 offense of indecent exposure if the person knowingly or purposely
18 a) exposes the person's genitals, pubic hair, or anus or exposes the areola or nipple of the person's
19 breast with anything less than a fully opaque covering while in a public place or visible from a public place without
20 taking reasonable precautions to prevent exposure, and disregards whether a reasonable person would be
21 offended or alarmed by the act; or
22 (b) exposes any device, costume, or covering that gives the appearance of or simulates the genitals,
23 pubic hair, anus region, or pubic hair region or exposes any device worn as a cover over the nipple or areola of
24 the female breast that simulates and gives the realistic appearance of a nipple or areola while in a public place
25 or visible from a public place without taking reasonable precautions to prevent exposure, and disregards whether
26 a reasonable person would be offended or alarmed by the act.
27 (2) Indecent exposure does not include an act of breastfeeding by a mother.

The full bill:

http://leg.mt.gov/bills/2015/billpdf/HB0365.pdf

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HeySal

9 years ago

He went as far as to draft a bill? Ho holy LMAO. Send the dude to Frisco for a few months, that'll cure im.

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The intent of his bill is to add to/redefine the Montana indecent exposure laws. Below is the current code:

45-5-504. Indecent exposure. (1) A person commits the offense of indecent exposure if the person knowingly or purposely exposes the person's genitals under circumstances in which the person knows the conduct is likely to cause affront or alarm in order to:
(a) abuse, humiliate, harass, or degrade another; or
(b) arouse or gratify the person's own sexual response or desire or the sexual response or desire of any person.
(2) (a) A person convicted of the offense of indecent exposure shall be fined an amount not to exceed $500 or be imprisoned in the county jail for a term of not more than 6 months, or both.
(b) On a second conviction, the person shall be fined an amount not to exceed $1,000 or be imprisoned in the county jail for a term of not more than 1 year, or both.
(c) On a third or subsequent conviction, the person shall be punished by life imprisonment or by imprisonment in a state prison for a term of not less than 5 years or more than 100 years and may be fined not more than $10,000.

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Kurt

9 years ago

Because of this, I won't be moving to Montana soon and won't become a dental floss tycoon.

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Dennis Gaskill

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Because of this, I won't be moving to Montana soon and won't become a dental floss tycoon.

Does that mean you'll be selling your zircon encrusted tweezers?

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Does that mean you'll be selling your zircon encrusted tweezers?

Claude stole them from me. He uses them to abuse his sausage patty.

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Dennis Gaskill

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Claude stole them from me. He uses them to abuse his sausage patty.

Would that be Mighty Little?

(I wonder how many people know what we're talking about?)

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Would that be Mighty Little?

(I wonder how many people know what we're talking about?)

The cool people will know. Claude will just have to wonder what we're talking about..

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

The cool people will know. Claude will just have to wonder what we're talking about..

OK, THANKS for making me read several previous posts, to figure out what you and Dennis were talking about.

And......are you saying I am not one of the cool guys?

Do you have totally posable action figures of the entire Justice Society Of America?

I do! Now...who's the cool guy?

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Now...who's the cool guy?

Still. Not. You.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Still. Not. You.

WAIT! The posable figures are in mint condition, and are still in the original boxes. Is that cool enough for you?

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

WAIT! The posable figures are in mint condition, and are still in the original boxes. Is that cool enough for you?

Hmmmm. Mint or near mint? Be honest because the answer matters.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Hmmmm. Mint or near mint? Be honest because the answer matters.

The action figures are in mint. The boxes are in near mint.

This is very important to me. My entire self image depends on what you say next.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The action figures are in mint. The boxes are in near mint.

This is very important to me. My entire self image depends on what you say next.

I have reviewed the data. Still not cool.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I have reviewed the data. Still not cool.

Ha! I kept this in reserve...

i also have a duplicate action figure of four of my favorite Superheroes, that are on my desk.

So, I have one in a box, and one on display.

And...and I also had a short conversation with Mark Leonard, who played Mister Spock's dad in Star Trek.....he was checking into his hotel room, and I was standing in line behind him. He left instructions that his room number not be given out. Of course, I heard what it was.

As he walked away, he looked at me and smiled. I said "Your secret is safe with me".

This was maybe 23 years ago. He was a very small man. And he looked very tired.

So........how about now?

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Ha! I kept this in reserve...

i also have a duplicate action figure of four of my favorite Superheroes, that are on my desk.

So, I have one in a box, and one on display.

And...and I also had a short conversation with Mark Leonard, who played Mister Spock's dad in Star Trek.....he was checking into his hotel room, and I was standing in line behind him. He left instructions that his room number not be given out. Of course, I heard what it was.

As he walked away, he looked at me and smiled. I said "Your secret is safe with me".

This was maybe 23 years ago. He was a very small man. And he looked very tired.

So........how about now?

It's worse than I thought.

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

It's worse than I thought.

No! No!...Um...

I mean.............. I saved Mark Leonard from drowning! And then all the girls on the beach said, "Oh! Claude, you big hunk! We want to have sex with you!" .

And then Brian Williams told Mark Leonard that he was the one that saved Mr. Leonard!

And then I got in a fight with Brian Williams! And ..um...my wife, Morgan Fairchild, came over and said "Claude, you are far more handsome than Brian Williams!"

And I spend a lot of money on charities. Right now, I'm building a shelter for teenage Asian nymphomaniacs. It's called "Paying it forward".

Cool yet? I hope so, I'm running out of lies.
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Kurt 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

OK, THANKS for making me read several previous posts, to figure out what you and Dennis were talking about.

You're welcome. And like I posted before, I knew you wouldn't know what us cool guys were talking about.

And......are you saying I am not one of the cool guys?

Emphatically....yes!

Do you have totally posable action figures of the entire Justice Society Of America?

No.

I do! Now...who's the cool guy?

The cool guy(s) is still me and the other folks that knew what Dennis and I were talking about without having to try to figure it out.

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HeySal

9 years ago

Yes, Steve, I'm aware of indecent exposure laws - but where they get off illegalizing yoga pants or even that stupid style of showing undies with pants riding low - that's not for them to decide. Ugly and bad taste aren't legislatable. I also think that right now with everything converging on them, they need to stick to more important things than if someone's pants are in bad taste. Things like pesticides killing bees, GMO labeling, feds stomping on state land rights, factory farms, unjustified survelliance, etc. seem to me that they should be taking precedence to finding ways to mess with individual liberty rights.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Yes, Steve, I'm aware of indecent exposure laws - but where they get off illegalizing yoga pants or even that stupid style of showing undies with pants riding low - that's not for them to decide. Ugly and bad taste aren't legislatable.

FWIW, the bill being discussed here does not actually mention yoga pants, undies, bad taste or ugly. The bare nipple thing is a odd though, the way it reads now, it seems to say men won't be able to take their shirts off in public if it passes as is.

He did mention yoga pants in his comments, but it wouldtake a judge to determine if they are indecent or offensive. I doubt that's gonna happen anytime soon., in-fact with the bill worded as is I bet it won't pass.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Yes, Steve, I'm aware of indecent exposure laws - but where they get off illegalizing yoga pants or even that stupid style of showing undies with pants riding low - that's not for them to decide. Ugly and bad taste aren't legislatable. I also think that right now with everything converging on them, they need to stick to more important things than if someone's pants are in bad taste. Things like pesticides killing bees, GMO labeling, feds stomping on state land rights, factory farms, unjustified survelliance, etc. seem to me that they should be taking precedence to finding ways to mess with individual liberty rights.

I guess I have to look at it again, All I saw where the decency rules, that included the APPEARANCE of indecency. Those laws have ALSO been there, but are often pushed. These are things that shouldn't concern people. USUALLY people are more concerned with the law dressing them DOWN! One of the main reasons, and applications, of the fourth amendment is to avoid people DRESSING YOU DOWN! Searching your home, your pants, having you undress, and even checking effectively INSIDE your body!

Of course this automatically means that if you are in a room curtained off, that you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT. If you are in a PRIVATE POOL outside of view, you can do ANYTHING!

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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

I guess I have to look at it again, All I saw where the decency rules, that included the APPEARANCE of indecency. Those laws have ALSO been there, but are often pushed. These are things that shouldn't concern people. USUALLY people are more concerned with the law dressing them DOWN! One of the main reasons, and applications, of the fourth amendment is to avoid people DRESSING YOU DOWN! Searching your home, your pants, having you undress, and even checking effectively INSIDE your body!

Of course this automatically means that if you are in a room curtained off, that you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT. If you are in a PRIVATE POOL outside of view, you can do ANYTHING!

Steve

Whatever you want to call them - decency, indecent exposure, whatever -- those types of laws are state or local, not federal. Some communities are tighter than others on what is acceptable. There are Montana communities that are very small and still fairly isolated that have a lot stricter ethos of morality than the average US town. It's not that big a deal other than electing someone who thinks that it's the gov's place to tell you how to dress and is so worried about it they are wasting money and time on moot points when the whole damned country is on implode.

I'm thinking that the guy won't be in office up there any too long. I tease about the people of Montana -- but they are actually quite quick to "lynch" officials that get stupid or "big gov" directionalized. When I heard it was a MT legislator that did that, I had to look at it twice. He should have known better.

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George's swooshing pants - YouTube

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The bill has been killed already...it's dead!

HELENA — A Montana legislative panel moved to kill an indecent exposure bill Wednesday after the lawmaker who introduced it said he thinks yoga pants should be illegal.

Members of the House Judiciary Committee voted unanimously to table House Bill 365, which Rep. David Moore introduced Tuesday.

Amid giggles, House kills Missoula legislator's ban on 'provocative' clothes : Politics

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Originally Posted by ForumGuru

The bill has been killed already...it's dead!

Amid giggles, House kills Missoula legislator's ban on 'provocative' clothes : Politics

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9 years ago

So what of it if nipples can be made out through fabric or even exposed? Who is this guy -- the Taliban? Women can legally be topless in public places in New York City, yet few opt to. It is hilarious but kind of sad that time is wasted on such prudish nonsense (even if it is time spent to kill such a silly bill), given precedence over and deemed more urgent than all other matters brought before elected law-makers by concerned citizens.

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Richard Van 9 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

Women can legally be topless in public places in New York City, yet few opt to.

It is hilarious but kind of sad that time is wasted on such prudish nonsense

I completely agree TB. I can't tell you how fast I'd book a holiday to New York if the women were just a bit more liberated.
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MissTerraK 9 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

So what of it if nipples can be made out through fabric or even exposed?

I guess we wouldn't be allowed to be cold anymore and have to wear padded bras and bikini tops, LOL!

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

So what of it if nipples can be made out through fabric or even exposed? Who is this guy -- the Taliban? Women can legally be topless in public places in New York City, yet few opt to. It is hilarious but kind of sad that time is wasted on such prudish nonsense (even if it is time spent to kill such a silly bill), given precedence over and deemed more urgent than all other matters brought before elected law-makers by concerned citizens.

Give me a break. The taliban basically doesn't want ANYTHING showing! If it were possible, they would have forced women to wear a bag over their head, and have their hands and legs tied back, as if hog tied. They allow a woman to do ONLY enough to assist in basic chores in the open and maybe have a LITTLE taste of freedom. Even the WORST part of the US allows far more.

As for the idea of covering nipples, etc? In the US, in national broadcasts, that is generally considered a big deal. Even in Germany, or Denmark, that are more permissive here, you DON'T always see it!

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Yeah, that guy is a bit of a nut, and we do have a few of those around the country. With a couple thousand or more state legislators serving it's no surprise that some of them are a bit goofy. It must have been a slow week or month in Montana...

FWIW, Montana is one of the most conservative states, but I figure he is probably to socially conservative for most conservatives.

It doesn't matter now though, the bill is dead.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by ForumGuru

Yeah, that guy is a bit of a nut, and we do have a few of those around the country. With a couple thousand or more state legislators serving it's no surprise some of them are a bit goofy. It must have been a slow week or month in Montana.

It doesn't matter now though, the bill is dead.

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He' ll be left to fume on his own, every time he sees women's legs in yoga pants.

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9 years ago

I was a bit outraged, until I saw the guy's face. I'm not not anymore - I pity him.

And of course, in true feminist fashion, a democrat chick said the bill discriminates against women. But then I looked her up, too, and started to pity her, too.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Lucian Lada

I was a bit outraged, until I saw the guy's face. I'm not not anymore - I pity him.

And of course, in true feminist fashion, a democrat chick said the bill discriminates against women. But then I looked her up, too, and started to pity her, too.

Yeah, ya just gotta love Montana. One of the reasons they had to ditch the bill is because the farmers would be up in arms when their livestock got arrested.

Well that's mean, I guess. You can always tell the humans from livestock in MT. The humans wear blue jeans.

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9 years ago

you know those flesh coloured yoga pants you get

Try as I might, I cannot unsee that!

Digging deeper (!) - the woman in the "flesh pants" appears to be behind a cash register. Anyone else wonder what the store owner looks like...of what kind of customers are served there?

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Try as I might, I cannot unsee that!

Digging deeper (!) - the woman in the "flesh pants" appears to be behind a cash register. Anyone else wonder what the store owner looks like...of what kind of customers are served there?

She's also a black woman and has white pants on. I'm thinking this was a publicity stunt and not an actual "smile you're on camera" shot.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

She's also a black woman and has white pants on. I'm thinking this was a publicity stunt and not an actual "smile you're on camera" shot.

Well Sal, publicity stunt or not, they do sell them and if you Google "Flesh coloured yoga pants" you'll see I actually took time to pick an image, as some are far worse than that.

Here's a white lady wearing them.

I'm actually thinking firing squad instead of life imprisonment now.

And here's another just to really back up my very strong argument, and I don't want to preach to other nations on how they should dress, but for the sake of the future of the human race, this sort of stuff needs to be knocked on the head now before we fail as a species and wither up and perish.

EDIT. I don't know where the above photo's were taken, it's very possible they're from here, my point though is that they're absolutely abhorrent being worn by any human being alive or dead on planet Earth. Ever.

I'm now going to go dark for a few weeks as I believe hitman Gaskill is on his way to London.

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Originally Posted by Richard Van

Here's a white lady wearing them.

I'm actually thinking firing squad instead of life imprisonment now.

Wow, those really should be outlawed! The woman in the first photo looks like she's not wearing anything except a top and shoes. What are these women thinking????
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Oh .... MY EYES ... MY EYES ... it burns. It burns.

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9 years ago

Sick!!

I am officially nauseated!

Why did you post those disturbingly disgusting photos? Why?

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Sick!!

I am officially nauseated!

Why did you post those disturbingly disgusting photos? Why?

Terra

Quick - look here (it will make you feel much better):
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9 years ago

Long Sigh!

Ahh, what a relief that is.

Thanks Dr. Dan!

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9 years ago

What are these women thinking????

My thought exactly. The first woman apparently believes her derriere and legs look much better than they do.

The second gave up a long time ago...and apparently wants everyone to know it.

I don't understand the rationale - at all. But I noticed in the casinos the biggest (fattest) women seemed to wear some of the tightest, most revealing clothing.

I was trying not to stare at a very large woman in a tight, extremely low cut knit shirt...when the man next to me muttered "Mt Vesuvius is erupting"...I hope she didn't know I was laughing at her but I couldn't help it after that.

On one hand in my mind it seems shallow to comment on someone's appearance...but these people are inviting comment so apparently any attention is good to them.

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9 years ago

here yoga pants look a little different -
we call those "pants" in the above pictures leggings.
The flesh colored ones on the bigger ladies - look horrible. They aren't wearing underwear - which is double yuck, imho.

normally a long shirt, sweater or a short dress is worn over leggings and then they look ok to me but not for business attire -

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

here yoga pants look a little different -
we call those "pants" in the above pictures leggings.
The flesh colored ones on the bigger ladies - look horrible. There aren't wearing underwear - which is double yuck, imho.

normally a long shirt, sweater or a short dress is worn over leggings and then they look ok to me but not for business attire -

Yes, for casual attire with a longer shirt or skirt, and boots.

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Sick!!

I am officially nauseated!

Why did you post those disturbingly disgusting photos? Why?

Terra

Well, people overgeneralized, and didn't speak about the REASON! Those photos merely illustrate the reason. And YEAH, they ARE horrible.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

Well Sal, publicity stunt or not, they do sell them and if you Google "Flesh coloured yoga pants" you'll see I actually took time to pick an image, as some are far worse than that.

Here's a white lady wearing them.

I'm actually thinking firing squad instead of life imprisonment now.

And here's another just to really back up my very strong argument, and I don't want to preach to other nations on how they should dress, but for the sake of the future of the human race, this sort of stuff needs to be knocked on the head now before we fail as a species and wither up and perish.

EDIT. I don't know where the above photo's were taken, it's very possible they're from here, my point though is that they're absolutely abhorrent being worn by any human being alive or dead on planet Earth. Ever.

I'm now going to go dark for a few weeks as I believe hitman Gaskill is on his way to London.

Okay - yoga pants must not be at all what I thought, because I have never seen anything like the pics that make the women look naked - and hope to never again! Still, I don't like people getting in the mind of legalizing dress codes either. Too many people out there that want people to dress, act, eat, think, just like them or be ruled "illegal".

And to be fair - that cow in the bottom pic would be dead out gross no matter what you put her in.

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Originally Posted by Kay King

Anyone else wonder what the store owner looks like...or what kind of customers are served there?

Theatrical supply customers (or costumers); cosmetic surgery inpatients; liposuction researchers, "internet marketers" (whoever they are), and late 20th Century art historians studying the works of Lucian Freud?

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Try as I might, I cannot unsee that!

Digging deeper (!) - the woman in the "flesh pants" appears to be behind a cash register. Anyone else wonder what the store owner looks like...of what kind of customers are served there?

"Flesh pants" appears to be a cashier at Lowe's - I recognize the logo on her vest.
In case they are not in your region, the Lowe's chain is a big box home improvement
retailer. Home Depot is their most direct competition.

I don't think it is a staged picture and she is violating their dress code - khakis or jeans only.
No cargo pants so it's more difficult to steal.

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9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Try as I might, I cannot unsee that!

Digging deeper (!) - the woman in the "flesh pants" appears to be behind a cash register. Anyone else wonder what the store owner looks like...of what kind of customers are served there?

She's wearing a Lowe's shirt. It's hard to believe that Lowe's doesn't have a more strict dress code. I'll guess management didn't see her.

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Originally Posted by Kurt

She's wearing a Lowe's shirt. It's hard to believe that Lowe's doesn't have a more strict dress code. I'll guess management didn't see her.

Could be a photo taken by management to document their reasons for firing her.
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Originally Posted by Kurt

She's wearing a Lowe's shirt. It's hard to believe that Lowe's doesn't have a more strict dress code. I'll guess management didn't see her.

I find it hard to believe that any public business would allow that. This is interesting about Montana

Currently, a person convicted of indecent exposure three times in Montana can be sentenced to life in jail and up to $10,000.
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lanfear63 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

She's wearing a Lowe's shirt. It's hard to believe that Lowe's doesn't have a more strict dress code. I'll guess management didn't see her.

Which Lowe's was that?. A friend wants to know
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tagiscom 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

LOL Shane!

Where is your mind this morning? Haha!

What are we going to do with you and your bowels of cornflakes and licker stores?

Terra

Groan, l fear that my slack attitude has given Claude another one for the scrap book?

That will teach me to type, when l just want to collapse at the keyboard!

Or watch too watch YT video's when l should be in bed. Funny YT video's, that is, geeesh!

But l can blame hot days, and humidity. And going to work in the Library that has crap air-con, so is stuffy etc.
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9 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

Taxpayer money is being spent for the cause of outlawing Yoga pants.
Montana Lawmaker: 'Yoga Pants Should Be Illegal In Public' « CBS DC

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All this did was made me Google for 'sexy yoga pants'

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9 years ago

I think that they need to ban green tracksuit pants with white stripes!

Most lickerstore robberies should be dramatically reduced if this rule was adopted!

Well, that and thongs!

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

I think that they need to ban green tracksuit pants with white stripes!

Most lickerstore robberies should be dramatically reduced if this rule was adopted!

Well, that and thongs!

LOL Shane!

Where is your mind this morning? Haha!

What are we going to do with you and your bowels of cornflakes and licker stores?

Terra

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Dennis Gaskill

9 years ago

Dan and Kurt beat me to it, but yeah, it looks like a Lowe's store...

And Richard, you're lucky you live across the pond, or I'd hunt you down for burning my eyes with that picture.

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Originally Posted by sbucciarel

This is interesting about Montana

Yeah, I posted the code (45-5-504) here. The third conviction could get you life, or as little as 5 years.

http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...ml#post9876738

You better not repeatedly get caught getting indecent where you shouldn't be indecent in Montana...or anywhere else for that matter.

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I found this supposed Lowe's employee dress code online... It says no athletic pants, athletic shorts, yoga pants, leggings or stirrup pants are allowed.

All store associates must wear a Lowe’s apron or vest, name tag and required Personal Protective Equipment while working. The apron/vest is worn over the top of other Lowe’s clothing, personal clothing, coveralls and jackets.
Aprons/vests must be retained at the store. Associates must secure them in their locker while they are off duty. Aprons/vests must not be stored at workstations.
Only Lowe’s approved buttons/pins may be worn on Aprons/Vests.
Personal apparel should be clean, well maintained and acceptable for work.
When using machinery or rotating equipment, hair longer than shoulder length must be pulled back and secured.
Tattoos containing any obscene or offensive language or graphics must be covered. Any clothing, jewelry, or tattoos that contain an offensive word, message or
slogan or picture directed at a race, sexual orientation, gender, age, religion, disability, or is otherwise considered to be offensive or harassing in some way, is not permitted.
Clothing should not display any obscene language or graphics or anything that could be considered offensive by customers or other employees.
Any lettering or graphic design imprinted on a tee shirt must be completely covered by the apron/vest.
Muscle shirts, tank tops, spaghetti straps or sleeveless tops are not permitted.
Shirts that bare the midriff / abdomen, are low cut, are revealing or inappropriate are not allowed. All shirts must be long enough to cover the midriff / abdomen while lifting / reaching overhead and while
performing all duties of the assigned job.
Proper undergarments must be worn and must not be visible.
When using machinery or rotating equipment, loose fitting clothing must be gathered and tucked in and long sleeve shirts should be rolled or folded above the elbow.
Skirts are acceptable, but must be no shorter than six inches above the top of the kneecap.
Athletic pants and shorts, yoga pants, leggings or stirrup pants are not approved.
Jeans, walking shorts and capris are permitted, but must be: Black, blue, khaki in color (includes denim)-Clean -No shorter than six inches above the top of the kneecap -No patches or cutoffs; must not be frayed, ripped or torn, or have -holes

Footwear VII.
To ensure the safety of employees, it is important footwear be worn that provides protection from workplace foot injuries. As a result, the following are not allowed while working:
Sandals, clogs, open toe or open heel shoes. This includes any shoe with a strap around the heel Split toed / five toed shoes are not allowed.
Piercings may be worn, but hoop piercings and piercings larger than a dime must be removed when operating equipment or machinery, when working on ladders or in any situation where they could pose a safety hazard. Excessive rings, large bracelets and long necklaces must not obstruct safe and timely job performance. Bracelets and long necklaces are to be removed when operating equipment or machinery, when working on ladders or in any situation where they could pose a safety hazard.
Only Lowe's or Lowe’s racing caps/hats may be worn. Caps/Hats must be worn with brims facing forward.
Lawn and Garden associates who are exposed to the sun and other elements are permitted to purchase and wear straw hats while working. These hats may be purchased by the associate at any local retailer but must meet the following requirements:
The rim size of the hat must not exceed four inches. No ornamentation of any kind, which includes, but is not limited to bandannas, ribbons, scarves, feathers, flowers, pins and clips.

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9 years ago

Trivia:When Claude wears yoga pants, they're called "yogurt pants", due to all his lumpy cellulite.

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Dennis Gaskill 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Trivia:When Claude wears yoga pants, they're called "yogurt pants", due to all his lumpy cellulite.

Yogurt pants . . . now that was funny!

I'm sure he picked up all that cellulite by spending too much time "in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen."
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Originally Posted by Kurt

Trivia:When Claude wears yoga pants, they're called "yogurt pants", due to all his lumpy cellulite.

I have a glandular problem. Leave me alone....you big jerk!
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Who is Morgan Fairchild?

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Originally Posted by bizgrower

Who is Morgan Fairchild?

An actress that was somewhat popular in the 1970s. However, if he was honeest I think it's more likely Claude was fantasizing over being "shawshanked" by Morgan Freeman.
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Who is Morgan Fairchild?

AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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