This Just In: Nothing Causes Anything!!!

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Scientists and doctors have been lying to us all throughout history. Those Who Know have known the following for years: Everyone in a position of expertise is in the pocket of Big Something.


Big Something doesn't want the populace to know that Nothing causes Anything. Instead Big Something wants you to think that you can get Anything from Everything and the only way to get rid of Anything is to get Something from Them.


Stop listening to those nefarious scientists and doctors. They'll tell you anything just to give you Something - and to line the pockets of Big Something.
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Scientists and doctors have been lying to us all throughout history. Those Who Know have known the following for years: Everyone in a position of expertise is in the pocket of Big Something.


    Big Something doesn't want the populace to know that Nothing causes Anything. Instead Big Something wants you to think that you can get Anything from Everything and the only way to get rid of Anything is to get Something from Them.


    Stop listening to those nefarious scientists and doctors. They'll tell you anything just to give you Something - and to line the pockets of Big Something.
    Yea and ...


    We have done so much for so long with so little for so many, we are now qualified to do the impossible with nothing.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Scientists and doctors have been lying to us all throughout history. Those Who Know have known the following for years: Everyone in a position of expertise is in the pocket of Big Something.


    Big Something doesn't want the populace to know that Nothing causes Anything. Instead Big Something wants you to think that you can get Anything from Everything and the only way to get rid of Anything is to get Something from Them.


    Stop listening to those nefarious scientists and doctors. They'll tell you anything just to give you Something - and to line the pockets of Big Something.
    Stop acting like a Big Something.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Scientists and doctors have been lying to us all throughout history. Those Who Know have known the following for years: Everyone in a position of expertise is in the pocket of Big Something.


    Big Something doesn't want the populace to know that Nothing causes Anything. Instead Big Something wants you to think that you can get Anything from Everything and the only way to get rid of Anything is to get Something from Them.


    Stop listening to those nefarious scientists and doctors. They'll tell you anything just to give you Something - and to line the pockets of Big Something.
    .... ahhh ... now I think I finally understand.
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    • Profile picture of the author butters
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      .... ahhh ... now I think I finally understand.
      I'm more confused then ever! If big something didn't want us to know that nothing causes something, then why would big something wanted us to know something caused something when in reality nothing causing something. If something is caused by nothing and big something knows about this nothing then what about the children! Please think of the children!
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by butters View Post

        I'm more confused then ever! If big something didn't want us to know that nothing causes something, then why would big something wanted us to know something caused something when in reality nothing causing something. If something is caused by nothing and big something knows about this nothing then what about the children! Please think of the children!

        No, no, no, Lee! You still don't get it. Big Something doesn't want us to know that Nothing causes Anything. If we all knew this, they couldn't sell us Something.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          No, no, no, Lee! You still don't get it. Big Something doesn't want us to know that Nothing causes Anything. If we all knew this, they couldn't sell us Something.
          In my store, I sell Nothing as Everything. And that's how I make Something
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            In my store, I sell Nothing as Everything. And that's how I make Something.


            Then you, sir, are infringing on Big Something's intellectual property, trademarks, copyrights, nefarious plots, etc.


            I fear for your life.
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Then you, sir, are infringing on Big Something's intellectual property, trademarks, copyrights, nefarious plots, etc.


              I fear for your life.
              They don't know what they are getting into...if they try to mess with Big Somebody.


              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Dammit all, woman! They want you to think Everything can cause Anything and that you need Something to get rid of Anything. The reality - what They don't want you to know - is that Nothing causes Anything.


              Shit. Hold on. There's someone at my do
              Dan?.............. Dan? ...............First dibs on his wallet. I called it, no reverses.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          No, no, no, Lee! You still don't get it. Big Something doesn't want us to know that Nothing causes Anything. If we all knew this, they couldn't sell us Something.

          No, No, No!

          Everything causes something and something causes everything!

          I thought we had been through this before...


          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            No, No, No!

            Everything causes something and something causes everything!

            I thought we has been through this before...


            Terra

            Dammit all, woman! They want you to think Everything can cause Anything and that you need Something to get rid of Anything. The reality - what They don't want you to know - is that Nothing causes Anything.


            Shit. Hold on. There's someone at my do
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Dammit all, woman! They want you to think Everything can cause Anything and that you need Something to get rid of Anything. The reality - what They don't want you to know - is that Nothing causes Anything.


              Shit. Hold on. There's someone at my do
              Ahh, I see you've met my Everything.


              Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Scientists and doctors have been lying to us all throughout history. Those Who Know have known the following for years: Everyone in a position of expertise is in the pocket of Big Something.


    Big Something doesn't want the populace to know that Nothing causes Anything. Instead Big Something wants you to think that you can get Anything from Everything and the only way to get rid of Anything is to get Something from Them.


    Stop listening to those nefarious scientists and doctors. They'll tell you anything just to give you Something - and to line the pockets of Big Something.
    Forget Big Something and pals. Every and any Small Something knows that Fatties cause posts like that one.
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  • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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    I had a clean shave tonite- that's something.
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  • Profile picture of the author quinng123
    Checkmate scientists!
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    • Profile picture of the author butters
      Originally Posted by quinng123 View Post

      Checkmate scientists!
      It's irrefutable proof, Dan is an authority figure on this subject!!
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by butters View Post

        It's irrefutable proof, Dan is an authority figure on this subject!!

        Only on the subject of Nothing. I do not claim to be an expert on Anything and Everything. Although, I do know a little about Something.
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        • Profile picture of the author butters
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Only on the subject of Nothing. I do not claim to be an expert on Anything and Everything. Although, I do know a little about Something.
          The amount of times I have read nothing, something, anything in this thread, I think it's making me a bit loopy!
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      I think Riffle is trying to make Something out of Nothing.

      That's my job.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Scientists and doctors have been lying to us all throughout history. Those Who Know have known the following for years: Everyone in a position of expertise is in the pocket of Big Something.


    Big Something doesn't want the populace to know that Nothing causes Anything. Instead Big Something wants you to think that you can get Anything from Everything and the only way to get rid of Anything is to get Something from Them.


    Stop listening to those nefarious scientists and doctors. They'll tell you anything just to give you Something - and to line the pockets of Big Something.
    LSD and Kevin Trudeau = BAD.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      Boredom and OT Science Threads = BAD.


      Fixed that for you.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Close, Shane, but you really didn't touch on Anything and completely left Something out.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Close, Shane, but you really didn't touch on Anything and completely left Something out.
      But l do get ten out of ten for presentation, and l made a really strong cup of tea, before posting!

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