BrainPickings.com: The Best Resignation Letter Ever Written

Here's a leaked one an employee gave to Claude when he tendered his resignation after 3 years employment at his store.

To Whom it may concern

For three years now I have toiled in your store, serving customers, making good sales and giving excellent customer service.

However, I feel it it it is time for me to seek alternative employment.

I have several reasons for my departure.

1) The profit share you promised me when I joined turned out to be last dibs in your daily box of doughnuts,

2) The frequent kidnapping and drugging of Dan Riffle to trim Goatie hair to use on your Riccar brushes was I think, cruel, and above and beyond the call of duty.

3) The lack of toilet paper (to save money) in the rest room (the drafty shed out the back) gave new meaning to the words: Please wash your hands.

4) The wearing of a bubble wrap outfit with nothing on underneath, as the store uniform was to say the least, a little degrading and downright creepy.

Finally, having to say: I will fetch my Master, to customers when I needed clarification on something, I found to say the least, a little demeaning.

I will be leaving at the end of the week.

Yours faithfully

Kurt.

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