Here Is The Most Popular Beer In Every Country

It says a lot about the American people that their most popular beer is a "Lite".

Howls of derisive laughter from the rest of the world at America.

Overhead at bars in ...

... Berlin: "Trinken Amerikas beliebteste Bier ist wie Sex in einem Kanu - es ist verdammt nah an Wasser", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Paris: "Boire de la bière préféré de l'Amérique, ce est comme avoir des relations sexuelles dans un canot - ce est putain près de l'eau", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Rome: "Bere birra preferita America è come fare sesso in una canoa - è fottutamente vicino all'acqua", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Madrid: "Beber cerveza favorita de Estados Unidos es como tener sexo en una canoa - es jodidamente cerca del agua", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Stockholm: "Dricka USA: s favorit öl är som att ha sex i en kanot - det är jävligt nära till vatten", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Helsinki: "Juominen Amerikan suosikki olut on kuin seksiä kanootti - se on vitun lähellä vettä", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Oslo: "Drikking Amerikas favoritt øl er som å ha sex i en kano - det er jævla nær vann", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Copenhagen:: "Drikke Amerikas favorit øl er som at have sex i en kano - det er skide tæt på vand", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Amsterdam: "Het drinken van Amerika's favoriete bier is als het hebben van seks in een kano - het is verdomd dicht bij het water", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

.... Lisbon: "Beber cerveja favorita da América é como fazer sexo em uma canoa - é merda perto da água", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Prague "Pití Ameriky oblíbené pivo je jako mít sex v kánoi - to je kurva blízko k vode", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... and so on it goes. In bars and pubs around the world, people are scoffing at some such variation on "drinking America's favourite beer is like making love in a canoe. It's #$%^ing close to water.

Americans?

Pfffttt.

Wussies.

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TLTheLiberator

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

It says a lot about the American people that their most popular beer is a "Lite".

Howls of derisive laughter from the rest of the world at America.

Overhead at bars in ...

... Berlin: "Trinken Amerikas beliebteste Bier ist wie Sex in einem Kanu - es ist verdammt nah an Wasser", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Paris: "Boire de la bière préféré de l'Amérique, ce est comme avoir des relations sexuelles dans un canot - ce est putain près de l'eau", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Rome: "Bere birra preferita America è come fare sesso in una canoa - è fottutamente vicino all'acqua", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Madrid: "Beber cerveza favorita de Estados Unidos es como tener sexo en una canoa - es jodidamente cerca del agua", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Stockholm: "Dricka USA: s favorit öl är som att ha sex i en kanot - det är jävligt nära till vatten", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Helsinki: "Juominen Amerikan suosikki olut on kuin seksiä kanootti - se on vitun lähellä vettä", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Oslo: "Drikking Amerikas favoritt øl er som å ha sex i en kano - det er jævla nær vann", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Copenhagen:: "Drikke Amerikas favorit øl er som at have sex i en kano - det er skide tæt på vand", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Amsterdam: "Het drinken van Amerika's favoriete bier is als het hebben van seks in een kano - het is verdomd dicht bij het water", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

.... Lisbon: "Beber cerveja favorita da América é como fazer sexo em uma canoa - é merda perto da água", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Prague "Pití Ameriky oblíbené pivo je jako mít sex v kánoi - to je kurva blízko k vode", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... and so on it goes. In bars and pubs around the world, people are scoffing at some such variation on "drinking America's favourite beer is like making love in a canoe. It's #$%^ing close to water.

Americans?

Pfffttt.

Wussies.

Are there any international beer drinking contests?

If not, we need to have some.

The movie Beerfest was a hoot and of course the USA won.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

It says a lot about the American people that their most popular beer is a "Lite".

Howls of derisive laughter from the rest of the world at America.

Overhead at bars in ...

... Berlin: "Trinken Amerikas beliebteste Bier ist wie Sex in einem Kanu - es ist verdammt nah an Wasser", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Paris: "Boire de la bière préféré de l'Amérique, ce est comme avoir des relations sexuelles dans un canot - ce est putain près de l'eau", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Rome: "Bere birra preferita America è come fare sesso in una canoa - è fottutamente vicino all'acqua", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Madrid: "Beber cerveza favorita de Estados Unidos es como tener sexo en una canoa - es jodidamente cerca del agua", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Stockholm: "Dricka USA: s favorit öl är som att ha sex i en kanot - det är jävligt nära till vatten", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Helsinki: "Juominen Amerikan suosikki olut on kuin seksiä kanootti - se on vitun lähellä vettä", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Oslo: "Drikking Amerikas favoritt øl er som å ha sex i en kano - det er jævla nær vann", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Copenhagen:: "Drikke Amerikas favorit øl er som at have sex i en kano - det er skide tæt på vand", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Amsterdam: "Het drinken van Amerika's favoriete bier is als het hebben van seks in een kano - het is verdomd dicht bij het water", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

.... Lisbon: "Beber cerveja favorita da América é como fazer sexo em uma canoa - é merda perto da água", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... Prague "Pití Ameriky oblíbené pivo je jako mít sex v kánoi - to je kurva blízko k vode", followed by howls of derisive laughter.

... and so on it goes. In bars and pubs around the world, people are scoffing at some such variation on "drinking America's favourite beer is like making love in a canoe. It's #$%^ing close to water.

Americans?

Pfffttt.

Wussies.

Americans also laugh derisively at other Americans who drink Bud Light. At least, this one does. For a minute anyway. Then I go back to minding my own business. We are no longer allowed to mock the decisions of others, regardless of how horrible those decisions might be.

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ThomM

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Americans also laugh derisively at other Americans who drink Bud Light. At least, this one does. For a minute anyway. Then I go back to minding my own business. We are no longer allowed to mock the decisions of others, regardless of how horrible those decisions might be.

All the people I know only drink lite beers when they can't afford what they usually drink and are desperate. Here in N.Y. local micro-brewed beers are the most popular.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

All the people I know only drink lite beers when they can't afford what they usually drink and are desperate. Here in N.Y. local micro-brewed beers are the most popular.

Agreed. I'll admit to drinking Coors Light when I'm shooting for quantity or making beer brats. When aiming for quality, which is more the case these days (because I'm getting old), I stick mainly to local micros, as well. Hoppin' Frog, Thirsty Dog, Great Lakes, Fat Head, etc.

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lanfear63 9 years ago

Coming from the UK which has a fine selection of real ales and quality Lager in many pubs. The best nationally produced beer in the US is without doubt what Samuel Adams has to offer. Also Shiner deserves a mention.

Stuff like Bud, Bud Lite, Miller, Coors etc is, by comparison, Nat's Piss.

Of course, you would have to experience both to compare but I'm pretty sure most would agree.
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ThomM

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Agreed. I'll admit to drinking Coors Light when I'm shooting for quantity or making beer brats. When aiming for quality, which is more the case these days (because I'm getting old), I stick mainly to local micros, as well. Hoppin' Frog, Thirsty Dog, Great Lakes, Fat Head, etc.

I'll tell you Dan, I quit drinking years ago but the quality of the beer coming from the micro-brewers is making it tough

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rmacklyn

9 years ago

Woohooo...Seems to be an open map for people fond of drinking. Don't know about others but for me this is something like a gift. Thanks for sharing the update here with.

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Winning34

9 years ago

lol at Bud light

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