So I just saw the worst movie in the history of Hollywood!

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That car movie where everything blows up, buildings blow up, the heroes fall down cliffs and gets up and walks away. That movie where the cast member's death was milked to the maximum for the benefit of the opening weekend box office.

Yes that one. Where the story makes no sense at all, but who cares.
Its got non-stop CGI. Non-stop crap.
Even 12 year old's will throw up.

God what a horrible experience.
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    OK, you described a LOT of Hollywood movies. And the worst film in Hollywood has a LOT to live down to!

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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      OK, you described a LOT of Hollywood movies. And the worst film in Hollywood has a LOT to live down to!

      Steve
      The one that just came out, where most of the cast is bald and the cast member bit the dust trying to drive like in the movie in real life. Yuck.

      Cannot even bring myself to say its name.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    That car movie where everything blows up, buildings blow up, the heroes fall down cliffs and gets up and walks away. That movie where the cast member's death was milked to the maximum for the benefit of the opening weekend box office.

    Yes that one. Where the story makes no sense at all, but who cares.
    Its got non-stop CGI. Non-stop crap.
    Even 12 year old's will throw up.

    God what a horrible experience.
    If it make you feel any better, it was also a horrible experience for everyone else in the theater.......regardless of what they thought of the movie.

    Sorry, I had to go for the laugh.
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      If it make you feel any better, it was also a horrible experience for everyone else in the theater.......regardless of what they thought of the movie.

      Sorry, I had to go for the laugh.
      You did? Where?
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        You did? Where?
        I know...I'm still waiting for the punch line.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          I know...I'm still waiting for the punch line.
          As it's Claude, I'm waiting for the Paunch line
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          • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            As it's Claude, I'm waiting for the Paunch line
            ???? If its Claude why do you need to wait for the Paunch line?

            It always arrives first anyway.
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

              ???? If its Claude why do you need to wait for the Paunch line?

              It always arrives first anyway.
              Claude does not identify with these movies, he rarely gets Furious and never, ever likely to Fast
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              • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
                Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                Claude does not identify with these movies
                He should though.........since a race in a car is the only one he could win.

                He has the lead foot and he has the gas.



                Okay i am done....theres enough of you guys "rankin" on the guy already.
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                • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                  Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

                  He should though.........since a race in a car is the only one he could win.

                  He has the lead foot and he has the gas.



                  Okay i am done....theres enough of you guys "rankin" on the guy already.
                  Pity, your good, and he pays us a dollar for every one he thanks.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
                    Alrighty then....

                    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                    Pity, your good, and he pays us a dollar for every one he thanks.

                    Even so the wife still won't give him the opportunity.



                    ((hey I am a marketer if theres money in it I am in)
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            As it's Claude, I'm waiting for the Paunch line
            Hey..........


            Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

            ???? If its Claude why do you need to wait for the Paunch line?

            It always arrives first anyway.
            Hey! Now just wait a minute here!

            Well, at least Riffle and Kurt didn't say anything witty. There is always that.
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            • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Hey! Now just wait a minute here!

              Well, at least Riffle and Kurt didn't say anything witty. There is always that.
              I don't care what they say about you Claude one thing You are is a good sport.


              You've got that and the fact that Sumo Wrestling is a thing to connect you to any sentence that includes the word "sport".
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              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

                I don't care what they say about you Claude one thing You are is a good sport.


                You've got that and the fact that Sumo Wrestling is a thing to connect you to any sentence that includes the word "sport".
                Coming along nicely.
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                • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
                  Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                  Coming along nicely.
                  I don't think so. I haven't gotten any payment to my Paypal addy. Just another Fake claim WSO on your part.
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                  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                    Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

                    I don't think so. I haven't gotten any payment to my Paypal addy. Just another Fake claim WSO on your part.
                    Minimum payout is 10 bucks, you have a few more to go yet.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                      Minimum payout is 10 bucks, you have a few more to go yet.
                      So, you're making promises that I don't intend to keep.....

                      I could use a man like you.
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                      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                        I could use a man like you.
                        Theres no reason to give away the fact that you have been posting from prison.

                        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                        Minimum payout is 10 bucks, you have a few more to go yet.

                        Uh-huh. I've been calling around asking how to deal with fluffy bunny hunter types. Its all new to me but Dick Cheney had some interesting tips.
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                        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                          I can understand why Fast and Furious, was a crock, the second last one on tv, was more like a real life cartoon than depicting reality!

                          Drive as fast as possible, jump from car to car, etc, and never die!


                          The Hunger Games was my current worst movie l have ever seen, there were ropes getting thrown up on the ceiling half way through that one!



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      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        You did? Where?
        I think it was supposed to be an anti-God joke but God smote it, it died and it went straight to hell.
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    Worst movie?... Drop Dead Fred.

    So bad on so many levels, that you would have just cause to never trust the judgement of anyone who took part in that train wreck of a movie.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    That car movie where everything blows up, buildings blow up, the heroes fall down cliffs and gets up and walks away. That movie where the cast member's death was milked to the maximum for the benefit of the opening weekend box office.

    Yes that one. Where the story makes no sense at all, .
    lol...dude

    Its title is - Fast and the Furious SEVEN

    That you did not get the kind of movie it would be from the first 6 movies is what makes no sense at all

    Meanwhile..no on will like it??

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/furious_7/

    Thanks for the reminder though. Got to see this one on the big screen.
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  • Profile picture of the author kindsvater
    The movie, Furious 7 was not good and really over the top - as were the prior movies.

    On the other hand, it was hard to watch knowing Paul Walker had died during filming. It was after a charity event and he was the passenger in a car. He left a daughter and some of the scenes in the movie with him holding up young kids, and the ending, left me with moist eyes. .

    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    where the cast member's death was milked to the maximum for the benefit of the opening weekend box office.
    This, and other comments, are really disgusting. Production was stopped. There was debate about whether to finish the film. Walker's family was consulted and family members with a resemblance stepped in to film scenes so it could be finished. Knowing what had happened the ending was quite touching.

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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by kindsvater View Post

      The movie, Furious 7 was not good and really over the top - as were the prior movies.

      On the other hand, it was hard to watch knowing Paul Walker had died during filming. It was after a charity event and he was the passenger in a car. He left a daughter and some of the scenes in the movie with him holding up young kids, and the ending, left me with moist eyes. .



      This, and other comments, are really disgusting. Production was stopped. There was debate about whether to finish the film. Walker's family was consulted and family members with a resemblance stepped in to film scenes so it could be finished. Knowing what had happened the ending was quite touching.

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      They milked it to the max. If I didn't know better I would think the producers faked the idiots death to get the pity vote.
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      • Profile picture of the author kindsvater
        Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

        They milked it to the max.
        Which movie trailer or promo ad was this? Shouldn't be too hard for you to post a link.

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      • Profile picture of the author butters
        Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

        They milked it to the max. If I didn't know better I would think the producers faked the idiots death to get the pity vote.
        Great actor, humanitarian and a nice guy to his fans... Let's not take anything from him when he was actually a decent person where fame didn't corrupt him.
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        • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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          Originally Posted by butters View Post

          Great actor, humanitarian and a nice guy to his fans... Let's not take anything from him when he was actually a decent person where fame didn't corrupt him.
          Total nutjob, racing that car at that speeds on a public highway.
          Natural selection. Get rid of the loons, make it safer for every one else.
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          • Profile picture of the author butters
            Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

            Total nutjob, racing that car at that speeds on a public highway.
            Natural selection. Get rid of the loons, make it safer for every one else.
            If I'm not mistaken he was a passenger... Tell me, how many mates cars have you been in when they drive stupidly...
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            • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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              Originally Posted by butters View Post

              If I'm not mistaken he was a passenger... Tell me, how many mates cars have you been in when they drive stupidly...
              Yeah right- and u telling me the driver would've driven so fast without this fool's go ahead?
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              • Profile picture of the author butters
                Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                Yeah right- and u telling me the driver would've driven so fast without this fool's go ahead?
                I was in a mates car tonight when going out for dinner when he started driving 70mph in a 30, how much say did I have when I said slow down? None... Do not be saying its natural selection when in reality he may of had no say in it and it was souly the other driver.
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                • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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                  Originally Posted by butters View Post

                  I was in a mates car tonight when going out for dinner when he started driving 70mph in a 30, how much say did I have when I said slow down? None... Do not be saying its natural selection when in reality he may of had no say in it and it was souly the other driver.
                  You should've just told him to slow the **** down. That's what I would've done.
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                  • Profile picture of the author butters
                    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                    You should've just told him to slow the **** down. That's what I would've done.
                    I did? Funny how people ignore sound advice when trying to show off...
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                  Originally Posted by butters View Post

                  I was in a mates car tonight when going out for dinner when he started driving 70mph in a 30, how much say did I have when I said slow down? None...
                  You need a better class of friends. Ones that respect your right to life.

                  Then again, you got into the car on your own volition. :-)

                  Cheers. - Frank
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

                Yeah right- and u telling me the driver would've driven so fast without this fool's go ahead?
                OK, admit it. The reason you are so against driving fast, is that the last time you drove a car fast, the trunk lid flew open, and the car owner's body fell out onto the road.
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          • Profile picture of the author kindsvater
            Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

            Total nutjob, racing that car at that speeds on a public highway.
            Natural selection. Get rid of the loons, make it safer for every one else.
            He wasn't driving he car.

            Milking it to the max? How could you not expect an over the top movie? Check out Universal's movie trailers:



            Maybe it was Universal Pictures donating to Paul Walker's charity?

            'Fast & Furious 6' proceeds to go to Paul Walker's charity - CNN.com

            Maybe Vin Diesel naming his child after Paul?

            Vin Diesel honors Paul Walker in naming his new baby girl - LA Times

            Maybe it was Universal unilaterally shutting down the movie and only finishing it four months after the cast wanted to move forward in Paul's memory?

            Michelle Rodriguez on Why She Almost Quit

            Or maybe the thread is troll bait. Welcome back from your ban. No need to respond as you've made my ignore list.

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            • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
              I did not see the movie - saw the first one and that was cool - I liked Paul Walker - I am saddened by his death because he was far too young and good-looking to die -

              I'm not surprised by WC's negative reaction to the movie - it's par for the course for him. Enough said.

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              • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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                Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post

                I did not see the movie - saw the first one and that was cool - I liked Paul Walker - I am saddened by his death because he was far too young and good-looking to die -

                I'm not surprised by WC's negative reaction to the movie - it's par for the course for him. Enough said.

                Its just totally stupid.
                Two cars head on collision at max speed and the producers expect us to believe they walk away with just a crick in the neck?? LMAO.

                Baldie jumps the car with him and the woman straight down a cliff totally out of control, car gets smashed to bits and they just up and walk away?? Seriously?

                And these stunts are nothing we haven't seen before. Just bigger, louder and waay more stupid.

                Cars jumping out of a cargo planes I have seen before in Terminal Velocity (with Charlie Sheen). Cars jumping through and into skyscrapers and out have seen in numerous other flicks (think some Bond movies as well).

                The biggest fear I had watching- will this ever end?
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                Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post

                I did not see the movie - saw the first one and that was cool - I liked Paul Walker - I am saddened by his death because he was far too young and good-looking to die -
                Right - only the ugly should die at a young age.

                Unbelievable. lol

                Cheers. - Frank
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          • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
            Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

            Total nutjob, racing that car at that speeds on a public highway.
            Natural selection. Get rid of the loons, make it safer for every one else.
            Careful there Tonto...with that statement and that avatar we might get the idea to strap you on the next one to speed down the FreeWay!

            Yeah right- and u telling me the driver would've driven so fast without this fool's go ahead?
            Sometimes you get into situations you wouldn't if you knew what was going to take place when you started out. Doesn't make him any more foolish than your last date
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              Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

              Careful there Tonto...with that statement and that avatar we might get the idea to strap you on the next one to speed down the FreeWay!



              Sometimes you get into situations you wouldn't if you knew what was going to take place when you started out. Doesn't make him any more foolish than your last date
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              • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
                Here's the amusing thing about people who get so bent out of shape on how stupid and bad a movie is because it was unrealistic. So often they are the same people who watch a movie where

                a guy turns into a green monster when he is angry,
                fights alongside a guy that flies in the air with the greatest of ease in an iron suit
                quips jokes at another guy that fights crime with a big frisbee who was frozen in the 1940s (and defrosted back to life)

                and they think well ummmm......that's fine and dandy. Great movie

                Remind you of anybody WC?
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                  Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

                  Here's the amusing thing about people who get so bent out of shape on how stupid and bad a movie is because it was unrealistic. So often they are the same people who watch a movie where

                  a guy turns into a green monster when he is angry,
                  fights alongside a guy that flies in the air with the greatest of ease in an iron suit
                  quips jokes at another guy that fights crime with a big frisbee who was frozen in the 1940s (and defrosted back to life)

                  and they think well ummmm......that's fine and dandy. Great movie

                  Remind you of anybody WC?
                  Yep but those are 'superhero' movies where u expect superhuman feats and ability to survive a small nuclear blast head-on.

                  This is just a stupid car movie with a bunch of bald idiots running around.
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      Originally Posted by jacktackett View Post

      Why would you watch 'Gravity' again? ...
      It has it's attractions
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    That's ok for all those that don't like the movie or the brand. There may be some CGI but Paul Walker did do many of his own stunts (who died in real life and was a tragic loss to all) You can hate on the movie but have respect for him and his family. It was not easy for anyone to finish that movie.

    I happen to like the Fast and Furious brand and the characters/actors. Some scene are over the top but it's got some great action and that's just my opinion.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Somebody has never seen "The Omega Code" or "The Wicker Man."
      Hey, what happened to that Nick Cage poster where he was sweaty and shirtless? It was in my store, and has been missing...since......about the time..............never mind, consider it a gift.
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Hey, what happened to that Nick Cage poster where he was sweaty and shirtless? It was in my store, and has been missing...since......about the time..............never mind, consider it a gift.
        The real question is why would you have a picture of a sweaty, shirtless Nick Cage in your shop in the first place?
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          The real question is why would you have a picture of a sweaty, shirtless Nick Cage in your shop in the first place?

          You asked me to order it for you. You owe me $5.
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