This girls says 'You're a beautiful man, how come your single?'

Synnuh

9 years ago

That's what pool boys, personal trainers, and masseuse are for.

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Kay King 9 years ago

...and you thought we'd want to know about that? Hmmmm... Does explain a lot, though
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Banned 9 years ago

... so you're targeting the blind now?

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I say 'I can't get it up'
She says 'That's not a problem'

Said the attractive Kerbside, blind, Willie splint seller.

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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I say 'I can't get it up'
She says 'That's not a problem'

You shouldn't carry that much cash with you - it attracts flies.

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

She says "That's not a problem. I've got one of my own."

Fixed that for you.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Re: This girls says 'You're a beautiful man, how come your single?'

WC says, "You haven't heard me talk".

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lanfear63 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Re: This girls says 'You're a beautiful man, how come your single?'

WC says, "You haven't heard me talk".

And then him saying: "Well Ducky, it's like this.." put the nail in the coffin.
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- Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  And then him saying: "Well Ducky, it's like this.." put the nail in the coffin.
  
  Re: This girls says 'You're a beautiful man, how come your single?'
  
  WC; "How come you're so fat?'
  
  Her, "Oh, now I know why"
  
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  positivenegative 9 years ago
  
  Shame on all these nasty people poking fun. Here, WC, let me help you . . . How To Interpret Your Dreams
  
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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

WC says, "You haven't heard me grunt."

I can't spend all day doing this. :-)

BTW - quotes AFTER the period, please - and if I'm not mistaken, did I not see you earlier today use the term, 'chomping at the bit?' While barely acceptable by those that are not so persnickety, it's still not correct. The term is 'champing at the bit.'

I expect more from a self-published author held in such high regard. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

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Dennis Gaskill 9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

The term is 'champing at the bit.

True, but having grown up on a horse ranch, "chomping" at the bit always made more sense to me.
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- HeySal 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  True, but having grown up on a horse ranch, "chomping" at the bit always made more sense to me.
  
  To anyone who's been close enough to the finish line to watch the horses come in, too. They literally chomp at their bits.
  
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

I can't spend all day doing this. :-)

BTW - quotes AFTER the period, please - and if I'm not mistaken, did I not see you earlier today use the term, 'chomping at the bit?' While barely acceptable by those that are not so persnickety, it's still not correct. The term is 'champing at the bit.'

I expect more from a self-published author held in such high regard. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

Frank; You made me cry. I'm going to spend the day, tearing down every Frank poster I have in my bedroom.

A quick question;

Is it, "Smooch my ass"? or am I saying it wrong?

By the way, you're right, of course. And from now on, that's how I'll be able to tell you and Riffle apart. You're the one that was right.

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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And from now on, that's how I'll be able to tell you and Riffle apart. You're the one who was right.

Fixed that for ya.
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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Frank; You made me cry. I'm going to spend the day, tearing down every Frank poster I have in my bedroom.

I hope that you have blocked-out at least half a day from your busy schedule.

A quick question; Is it, "Smooch my ass"? or am I saying it wrong?

Well, at least you cot the "Smooch my" part, correct.

By the way, you're right, of course.

If you feel the need to state the obvious, OK, I'll play along.

And from now on, that's how I'll be able to tell you and Riffle apart. You're the one that was right.

Repeat after me; "Frank is always right."

Cheers. - Frank
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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Frank; You made me cry. I'm going to spend the day, tearing down every Frank poster I have in my bedroom.

A quick question;

Is it, "Smooch my ass"? or am I saying it wrong?

By the way, you're right, of course. And from now on, that's how I'll be able to tell you and Riffle apart. You're the one that was right.

Admit it you were tearing these down?

Scary!

1,000,000 Years BC or should that be BF?

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WalkingCarpet Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Admit it you were tearing these down?

Scary!

1,000,000 Years BC or should that be BF?

you've been hitting me FB page just like million other teenage girls.
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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet
  
  you've been hitting me FB page just like million other teenage girls.
  
  D DOS attack?
  
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- tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet
  
  He's got little man syndrome.
  
  Just pity him an move on.
  
  That's what I do.
  
  Hmmm, this won't end well!
  
  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet
  
  you've been hitting me FB page just like million other teenage girls.
  
  Hmmmm, feeding free bananas to female monkeys in exchange for FB clicks don't count.
  
  Justin Beiber might get away with it, but not everyone, he, he!
  
  PS couldn't see the image you posted, but that is ok, l would probably need therapy or a large piece of chocolate cake if l did?
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  Hmmm, this won't end well!
  
  May I refer you to concept of 'a mosquito on an elephant's ass.'
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
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yukon Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

She says "That's not a problem. I've got one of my own."

Fixed that for you.

Cheers. - Frank

Welcome to Walmart...
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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Wow, he has the beard, but not the Sanity Clause
  
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- discrat 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by yukon
  
  Welcome to Walmart...
  
  Bruce Jenner in about 10 years
  
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Cam Connor

9 years ago

"I'm insecure and need validation, so I'll make up stories about how girls like me so everyone will think I'm cool".

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I say 'I can't get it up'
She says 'That's not a problem'

Hmmm, it all makes sense now, banana sucking,.....she says, "that is not a problem" has to be a Gorilla or monkey?

Probably one that has been sucking on too much experimental brain increasing green mist drugs, and mistakingly took WC as a Gorilla.

That is what happens when you don't wear a shirt, and avoid waxing!

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I say 'I can't get it up'
She says 'That's not a problem'

"She says that's not a problem, that's karma. Any man who treats women only as an object for their object finds that their object is rendered useless."

Justice served!

Terra

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

"She says that's not a problem, that's karma. Any man who treats women only as an object for their object finds that their object is rendered useless."

Justice served!

Terra

I think its cos most women here are fugly.

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I think its cos most women here are fugly.

This, from Mr. Butt Fugly.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

I think its cos most women here are fugly.

I know you're not talkin' about me! Them's fighting words!

Haha!

Terra

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I know you're not talkin' about me! Them's fighting words!

Haha!

Terra

Nah think you dodged that by a whisker

I am talking about them Sri Lankan women.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

Nah think you dodged that by a whisker

I am talking about them Sri Lankan women.

You should have been more specific with the word "here". You could have gotten yourself into something you couldn't handle, lol!

Oh look!

Originally Posted by BigFrank

This, from Mr. Butt Fugly.

Cheers. - Frank

Frank is on it!!

Terra

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Oh look!
Frank is on it!!

Terra

He's got little man syndrome.
Just pity him an move on.

That's what I do.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

He's got little man syndrome.
Just pity him an move on.

That's what I do.

Hey!

Frank is my friend!

Terra

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Hey!

Frank is my friend!

Really? Please update your PayPal address for billing purposes.

Cheers. - Frank

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Really? Please update your PayPal address for billing purposes.

Cheers. - Frank

No, No, No! You have it all wrong. I'm not charging you to be my friend, I give my friendship freely.

But if that bothers you, do you want me to unfriend you?

Terra

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

No, No, No! You have it all wrong. I'm not charging you to be my friend, I give my friendship freely.

But if that bother's you, do you want me to unfriend you?

Terra

Terra; Frank charges me $300 an hour to be my friend. That doesn't mean $300 an hour to talk to me. He has convinced me that he is my friend 24 hours a day. So...it's getting pretty expensive.

How much does he charge you?

Riffle pays Frank $500 an hour to be his friend. Franks calls the overcharge his "slime factor".

But I think Riffle is used to paying that.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra; Frank charges me $300 an hour to be my friend. That doesn't mean $300 an hour to talk to me. He has convinced me that he is my friend 24 hours a day. So...it's getting pretty expensive.

How much does he charge you?

As often as I need recharging? Heck, I don't know.

How about he is my charge, as in the shock you'd feel if you put your finger in a wall socket. Hahaha!

Terra

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

As often as I need recharging? Heck, I don't know.

How about he is my charge, as in the shock you'd feel if you put your finger in a wall socket. Hahaha!

Terra

You've pretty well described my relationship with Frank.

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MissTerraK 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You've pretty well described my relationship with Frank.

Isn't that pretty much everyone's?

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- BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Isn't that pretty much everyone's? Terra
  
  I can hear you, ya' know. lol
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  I can hear you, ya' know. lol
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  Down, boy!
  
  I was just referring to your electrifying charisma is all.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Down, boy!
  
  I'll bet that's the first time you've ever said those words to a man.
  
  I was just referring to your electrifying charisma is all. Terra
  
  Yes, it's a gift. :-)
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  I'll bet that's the first time you've ever said those words to a man.
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  Then you lose, lol!
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Then you lose, lol! Terra
  
  Uh huh. :-)
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Uh huh. :-)
  
  F.
  
  Yep, yep =)
  
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  Kay King 9 years ago
  
  Are you guys even on the same page? Just askin'....
  
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  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Are you guys even on the same page? Just askin'....
  
  Does it even matter? Just sayin'...
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Are you guys even on the same page? Just askin'....
  
  Positively sure.
  
  It's page 2.
  
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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You've pretty well described my relationship with Frank.

That' not quite true. Our relationship is very special. That's why I still go to confession every Saturday.

My priest is Catholic. He wants in.

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra; Frank charges me $300 an hour to be my friend. That doesn't mean $300 an hour to talk to me. He has convinced me that he is my friend 24 hours a day. So...it's getting pretty expensive.

How much does he charge you?

Riffle pays Frank $500 an hour to be his friend. Franks calls the overcharge his "slime factor".

But I think Riffle is used to paying that.

$500! Go over to Fiverr, you can get an attractive, young, possibly stupid girl over there to be your friend for a week for $5!

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

No, No, No! You have it all wrong. I'm not charging you to be my friend, I give my friendship freely. Terra

How can you say that I have it wrong when it's obvious that you have it back asswards?

Cheers. - Frank
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- MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  How can you say that I have it wrong when it's obvious that you have it back asswards?
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  Well, if that's the way you feel about it, you can kiss my ass backwards, er, I mean what you said, um, my back asswards. Yeah, yeah, that's it. My back asswards.
  
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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

He's got little man syndrome.
Just pity him an move on.

That's what I do.

If you pity Frank, your pity is misplaced.
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thunderbird

9 years ago

Sometimes "beautiful" means "special," if you know what I mean.

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kangtj

9 years ago

I don't get it, maybe the women should said "handsome" not beautiful

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MissTerraK 9 years ago

Originally Posted by kangtj

I don't get it, maybe the women should said "handsome" not beautiful

It wouldn't matter, they still would be wrong.

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