Dog Diary

by Dan Riffle

Posted: 9 years ago 22 replies

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I laughed so hard I cried a little. I thought I was no longer capable of such things:

Sad Dog Diary - YouTube

MissTerraK 9 years ago

Too funny!

I loved it, but it didn't make my eyes leak.

Terra
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- Cali16 9 years ago
  
  That was adorable! The sad cat diary (there's a link to it at the end of this video) was even cuter!
  
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Synnuh 9 years ago

It's like a teddy bear bred with a cactus, that's less fun to play with. Lost it lol
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Jack Gordon

9 years ago

I enjoyed it greatly. I must go pee on the bed now.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Jack Gordon

I enjoyed it greatly. I must go pee on the bed now.

Dear Diary; "I made a great discovery today. Riffle finds it hilarious to imagine someone peeing on his bed. I must get invited to his house, to deliver my gift....which I know he will love."

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Dear Diary; "I made a great discovery today. Riffle finds it hilarious to imagine someone peeing on his bed. I must get invited to his house, to deliver my gift....which I know he will love."

"Dear Diary, it is apparent that Claude has yet to discover the upperdecker I left in his bathroom at the sweeper store the last time we had lunch. Does he ever clean?"

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

"Dear Diary, it is apparent that Claude has yet to discover the upperdecker I left in his bathroom at the sweeper store the last time we had lunch. Does he ever clean?"

Dear Diary; "The last time Riffle was at my store, he left the beef stew on my tank. I saved what I turned it into. I shall name it Mister Hankey, The Christmas Poo, and give it to that nice Mister Riffle, at Christmas."

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Dear Diary; "The last time riffle was at my store, he left the beef stew on my tank. I saved what I turned it into. I shall name it Mister Hankey, The Christmas Poo, and give it to that nice Mister Riffle, at Christmas."

Dear diary. I find it disturbing that Claude owns a Tank.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Dear diary. I find it disturbing that Claude owns a Tank.

(In Morgan Freeman's voice)

Dear Diary; I am now too fat to lick my scrotum. Dan Riffle is also too fat to lick his own scrotum. He has suggested a solution. I will consider it.

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

(In Morgan Freeman's voice)

Dear Diary; I am now too fat to lick my scrotum. Dan Riffle is also too fat to lick his own scrotum. He has suggested a solution. I will consider it.

I can think of 69 reasons why you should seriously consider his suggestion.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I can think of 69 reasons why you should seriously consider his suggestion.

I see you understand the position we are in.

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Kay King

9 years ago

yuck - just yuck

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

yuck - just yuck

Kay; We were all doing it in the voice of dogs. ..or more accurately, Morgan Freeman, as the voice of dogs. We, as humans, are without blame.

(I wonder if she bought it)

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Kay; We were all doing it in the voice of dogs. ..or more accurately, Morgan Freeman, as the voice of dogs. We, as humans, are without blame.

(I wonder if she bought it)

And as we all know, Morgan Freeman has been the president (in movies) more times than all of the presidents of the US. In fact, kids today, when asked to recite the presidents in order, just say, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman...

I think he should be president. His voice carries a lot of weight. Claude carries a lot of weight but I disagree with his bid for the presidency.

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Mike Anthony

9 years ago

Didn't even make me crack a smile. I got over poop and and scrotum jokes when I was 9 years old and can never understand how people find them funny decades after that age.

Maybe this thread can be merged with the live forever thread since clearly some people have managed to stay in a juvenile state longer than others.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike Anthony

Didn't even make me crack a smile. I got over poop and and scrotum jokes when I was 9 years old.

Wow, nine years old, Mike?! That's awesome. Good for you. You were a very advanced child.

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Mike Anthony

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Wow, nine years old, Mike?! That's awesome. Good for you. You were a very advanced child.

What can I say? Perhaps a little early but seriously just four years later is 13 and I knew of no one that was still at the stage of cracking poop jokes at my school. Okay scrotum maybe till 16 for some but come on man..adults still with all that nonsense? In the forum that many say is supposedly soooo much better than the top floor?

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike Anthony

What can I say? Perhaps a little early but seriously just four years later is 13 and I knew of no one that was still at the stage of cracking poop jobs at my school. Okay scrotum maybe till 16 for some but come on man..adults still with all that nonsense?

That's awesome, Mike. Nobody you knew is seventh and eighth grade ever made a fart joke or asked you the name of the capital of Thailand? I'm starting to understand how you became so wise.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

These are puppy and dog jokes. That's what makes them funny. For some reason, saying what a dog is thinking, is hilarious. Maybe it's because we love dogs, and they are our friends...and we are guys.

We were speaking as though we were dogs, writing in our diaries.....like the dogs in the videos.

Now, let me explain, in complete detail, why each of the posts was hilarious.......

Damn you Riffle, you made me look up the capitol of Thailand.

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Mike Anthony

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

These are puppy and dog jokes. That's what makes them funny. For some reason, saying what a dog is thinking, is hilarious. Maybe it's because we love dogs, and they are our friends

Oh please. So the content of what the dogs are supposedly saying has nothing to do with it? Whoever you are trying to fool with that will only be whose who wish to be fooled.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Now, let me explain, in complete detail, why each of the posts was hilarious.....

No need Claude. I already explained that in post 16 and my second paragraph. Carry on - don't make me break your or anyone else's "comedic" timing.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

As was mentioned before, there is a Cat Diary version. It's pretty funny, without most of the poop jokes. The ladies will like it more, I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk

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SMworkcafe

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

As was mentioned before, there is a Cat Diary version. It's pretty funny, without most of the poop jokes. The ladies will like it more, I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk

This is the 900th day that my nose is unintentionally wetted....

there is no logic in this place >> made my day.

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