Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
Joe Mobley
Feel The Power Of The Mark Side
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"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. -- Mark Twain