How much do you match your partner when it comes to looks?

by allegandro

Posted: 9 years ago 26 replies

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I will be honest, I’m one lucky f*cker when it comes to the looks of my wife. She is stunning. When I put myself next to her, I understand why I’m with my wife, but I have no idea why she is with me.

Maybe I sold myself really well; maybe she was drunk when she said yes at the altar, maybe… But for sure it isn’t my looks.

How much do you match your partner when it comes to looks?

WalkingCarpet Banned 9 years ago

All I need is a pulse.
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- Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet
  
  All I need is a pulse.
  
  And if you had a pulse...what would you do?
  
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  lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  And if you had a pulse...what would you do?
  
  He'd make a bean stew.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  He'd make a bean stew.
  
  If that's all he knew.
  He'd have to make due.
  But, he hasn't a clue
  How to make a bean stew
  It's all very true.
  He's a stew man clear through.
  
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  lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  If that's all he knew.
  He'd have to make due.
  But, he hasn't a clue
  How to make a bean stew
  It's all very true.
  He's a stew man clear through.
  
  In the countryside ill repute house
  Walking Carpet said madame what else
  Just a dollar I've got
  And you charge such a lot.
  Just give me something with a pulse.
  
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- BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet
  
  All I need is a pulse.
  
  Unfortunately for the rest of us, it's evident that you have one. Anything that we can do to help you lose it?
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Unfortunately for the rest of us, it's evident that you have one. Anything that we can do to help you lose it?
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  WC has been cursed. He will lose his pulse...the day he loses his virginity.
  
  Are you willing to help him with that?
  
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  allegandro 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  WC has been cursed. He will lose his pulse...the day he loses his virginity.
  
  Are you willing to help him with that?
  
  My ex-wife might help him, but I have to be honest, I'm not sure if she ever had a pulse, because she was heartless and stone cold.
  
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bojan92 9 years ago

my girlfriend is way prettier than me. But i have few tricks up my sleeve so she stays with me
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- BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  I don't know. You tell me! All I know is my mate is certainly a 'day at the beach.'
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
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  lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  I don't know. You tell me! All I know is my mate is certainly a 'day at the beach.'
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  After that picture was taken they were asked to leave because the Tide was waiting to come in.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  After that picture was taken they were asked to leave because the Tide was waiting to come in.
  
  If you can't say anything nice . . . . . . .
  
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  Kay King 9 years ago
  
  I'm trying so hard to come up with something nice....
  
  How about "the unexpected tidal surge...."
  
  does that work?
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  How about "the unexpected tidal surge...."
  
  Perhaps "unexpected turdal surge."
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  I don't know. You tell me! All I know is my mate is certainly a 'day at the beach.'
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  The genius of this photo, is that it's an actual photo of me at the beach, and a head shot in different lighting is used, so it looks like it isn't really me. It's a form of "photo redirection"
  
  The logic is, if it looks photo shopped, it can't really be me.
  
  Thank you, Big Frank, your check is in the mail.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Thank you, Big Frank, your check is in the mail.
  
  Hopefully this one will clear my bank. :-(
  
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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

My wife is better looking than me. She better be. I paid her father an extra 100 head of cattle for the "attractive one."

I've seen pictures of Frank. He and his hand match up pretty well.

Claude? His wife is apparently blind and must have some kind of olfactory disease.

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

She has a Cornea problem. She actually likes Claude's jokes.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You're saying, that your wife's Dad didn't pay any cattle....and so she got you.

Originally Posted by lanfear63

She has a Cornea problem. She actually likes Claude's jokes.

And I can make her laugh easily. I just wish she wouldn't point, while she's laughing.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You're saying, that your wife's Dad didn't pay any cattle....and so she got you.

And I can make he laugh easily. I just wish she wouldn't point, while she's laughing.

I knew it! The truth is out. It never made any sense otherwise.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I knew it! The truth is out. It never made any sense otherwise.

Dammit, dammit, dammit!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again; I will cut you.

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Kay King

9 years ago

Just an observation - it's too bad when someone becomes that large they can still wear that little bitty patch of 'swimsuit'. Apparent some things don't gain weight?

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BigFrank

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Originally Posted by Kay King

Just an observation - it's too bad when someone becomes that large they can still wear that little bitty patch of 'swimsuit'. Apparent some things don't gain weight?

You are correct. It seems no matter how much weight I gain or lose, 'somethings' remain the same. :-)

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lanfear63 9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

You are correct. It seems no matter how much weight I gain or lose, 'somethings' remain the same. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

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  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  The Thong Remains The Same. (Led Frankalin)
  
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