Why I hate Woody Allen

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Posted: 9 years ago 37 replies

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I hate this little shrimp cos the geriatric Academy voters gave his 'film' Annie Hall the Best Picture Oscar over STAR WARS back in '78.

Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

I hate Woody Allen, because he eats brussels sprouts...and I don't like brussels sprouts.

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

I dislike Woody Allen because he fired me while shooting, 'Broadway Danny Rose.'

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

I dislike Woody Allen because he fired me while shooting, 'Broadway Danny Rose.'

Cheers. - Frank

Be honest, everyone has fired you, at one time or another.

My one major regret, in life...is that I never had the chance to fire you.

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Frank Donovan

9 years ago

"These pretzels are making me thirsty".

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

"These pretzels are making me thirsty".

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These pretzels are making ME thirsty.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

These pretzels are making ME thirsty.

Open your eyes. It's not a pretzel.

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positivenegative

9 years ago

I never used to much like Woody Allen but I do now. Anyone who gets up the nose of WC, the machete infatuated braggart, is just fine by me.

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Karen Blundell

9 years ago

Woody Allen is a creep - and so over-rated - but Hollyweird over-rates many idiots as far as I'm concerned

and I have disliked Woody Allen well before WC was even born - lol

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

Woody Allen is a creep - and so over-rated - but Hollyweird over-rates many idiots as far as I'm concerned

and I have disliked Woody Allen well before WC was even born - lol

Your bias is showing. He has produced, directed and performed in some of the best movies in the history of American cinema, whether you like him or not. You can't deny the man's talent.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Imagine everything Woody Allen could have accomplished...if only he had kept you with him.

I admit, a Woody Allen 1970's comedy, is about as good as it gets. I watched The Curse of the Jade Scorpion recently, and laughed my ass off.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I admit, a Woody Allen 1970's comedy, is about as good as it gets.

If that's as good as it gets, I'm just going to eat a bullet.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

If that's as good as it gets, I'm just going to eat a bullet.

Can I have the video?

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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Can I have the video?

Oh, you can have a video. In fact, I predetermined that I'd share my lunch with you.
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- Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Oh, you can have a video. In fact, I predetermined that I'd share my lunch with you.
  
  Will you leave the tip this time? It can be a BB.
  
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TimPhelan

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Can I have the video?

That is what is referred to as a Sniffle movie.

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by TimPhelan

That is what is referred to as a Sniffle movie.

That was clever. Sorry, all out of thanks.
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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

You have to admit this Woody Allen movie was a big bust:

Attack of the loose boob!! - YouTube

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

You have to admit this Woody Allen movie was a big bust:

Making the best of anything never precludes one from making the worst, also.

That said - I have never seen a boob movie that I didn't like.

Cheers. - Frank

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bizgrower 9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Making the best of anything never precludes one from making the worst, also.

That said - I have never seen a boob movie that I didn't like.

Cheers. - Frank

First time for everything:

Red-footed Boobies, Belize - YouTube
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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Making the best of anything never precludes one from making the worst, also.

That said - I have never seen a boob movie that I didn't like.

Cheers. - Frank

Ummm....think about my use of "big bust" one more time as it relates to the video clip I posted. I wasn't commenting on whether it was the "best" or "worst", only that it was "big".

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BigFrank

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Originally Posted by Kurt

Ummm....think about my use of "big bust" one more time as it relates to the video clip I posted. I wasn't commenting on whether it was the "best" or "worst", only that it was "big".

Big is OK. I likes me some big.

Cheers. - Frank

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Imagine everything Woody Allen could have accomplished...if only he had kept you with him.

There are many people you could say that about, but I can only carry so many people upon my shoulders.

I admit, a Woody Allen 1970's comedy, is about as good as it gets. I watched The Curse of the Jade Scorpion recently, and laughed my ass off.

Sleeper. It doesn't get any funnier than that. :-)

Cheers. - Frank
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- agmccall 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Sleeper. It doesn't get any funnier than that. :-)
  
  The orgasmatron is the best part of that movie
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by agmccall
  
  The orgasmatron is the best part of that movie
  
  The Orgasmatron is the best part of any movie.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  The Orgasmatron is the best part of any movie.
  
  The Orgasmatron is the best part of human existence.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  The Orgasmatron is the best part of human existence.
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  But...do you have an Interocitor?
  
  Question; When a hologram goes into an Orgasmatron....does anything happen?
  
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  lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  But...do you have an Interocitor?
  
  Question; When a hologram goes into an Orgasmatron....does anything happen?
  
  Well it can be Ob-seen from all angles
  
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Karen Blundell

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

I'm entitled to my opinion. I don't like the man whether he is talented or not. It's as simple as that.

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BigFrank

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Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

I'm entitled to my opinion. I don't like the man whether he is talented or not.

Possibly if I knew him as well as you seem to, I might have a different opinion of him. I guess I hang-out at the wrong country clubs.

It's as simple as that.

Not quite. I'm afraid that I must insist that you justify your opinion. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

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Karen Blundell

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Possibly if I knew him as well as you seem to, I might have a different opinion of him. I guess I hang-out at the wrong country clubs.
Not quite. I'm afraid that I must insist that you justify your opinion. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

hahaha - very funny.
insist all you want - I have nothing else to say but I'm sure you do.

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

hahaha - very funny.

I keep telling you - it's a gift. :-)

insist all you want - I have nothing else to say but I'm sure you do.

Always.

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discrat

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

Woody Allen is a creep - and so over-rated - but Hollyweird over-rates many idiots as far as I'm concerned

and I have disliked Woody Allen well before WC was even born - lol

Karen, I will have to agree with you on the creep part.

He is really a weirdo but as far as talent ?

I always thought he had some well written and directed Movies.

Hannah and her Sisters I really liked and Radio Days.

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Be honest, everyone has fired you, at one time or another.

Only the men.

My one major regret, in life...is that I never had the chance to fire you.

Sign the contract, PayPal me my retainer, fire me and ask for a refund. Let me know how that works out for you.

Cheers. - Frank
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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

I now like Woody Allen because he fired BF during the filming of "Broadway Danny Rose."
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- BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I now like Woody Allen because he fired BF during the filming of "Broadway Danny Rose."
  
  It would have been a much better film, had he kept me in it. :-)
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  It would have been a much better film, had he kept me in it. :-)
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  Did he run arounds yelling , "Tone down the sex appeal, Frank!" ?
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Only the men.
  Sign the contract, PayPal me my retainer, fire me and ask for a refund. Let me know how that works out for you.
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  Why would you want my retainer? It's got spit all over it. Ohhhhhh, I get it. That's sick.
  
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