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Are you still procrastinator? The best article about procrastination

by Rinascita
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by Rinascita View Post

    I cant decide whether to read this or not.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      I cant decide whether to read this or not.
      You're just indecisive. I'll read it...eventually.
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    • Profile picture of the author Rinascita
      In a nutshell, this article is about what a procrastinator is such one because he or she cannot reach the peak of pleasure from the work performed, because he or she always postpones it. And postpones because can not reach peak of joy from the work performed))
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Rinascita View Post

        In a nutshell, this article is about what a procrastinator is such one because he or she cannot reach the peak of pleasure from the work performed, because he or she always postpones it. And postpones because can not reach peak of joy from the work performed))
        Sounds like a sexual procrastinator to me.
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          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          Sounds like a sexual procrastinator to me.
          Only if you regard sex as work.

          Cheers. - Frank
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

            Only if you regard sex as work.

            Cheers. - Frank
            My wife does. When we are about to have sex, she puts on her Hasmat suit, gas mask, goggles, rubber gloves.....

            I know she thinks of it as work, because I keep getting a bill.
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              My wife does. When we are about to have sex, she puts on her Hasmat suit, gas mask, goggles, rubber gloves.....

              I know she thinks of it as work, because I keep getting a bill.
              The sex is free, but the Role Playing is extra
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                The sex is free, but the Role Playing is extra
                We like to roll play.

                I like to play an older man with ED, that has to beg women to even look at him. My wife likes to play a tired woman, who is completely disinterested in sex with me.

                It's how we spice things up at the Whitacre house.
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                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  I like to play an older man with ED, that has to beg women to even look at him. My wife likes to play a tired woman, who is completely disinterested in sex with me.
                  While that does sound entertaining, I'm wondering when the 'make believe' part kicks in?

                  Cheers. - Frank
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                    While that does sound entertaining, I'm wondering when the 'make believe' part kicks in?

                    Cheers. - Frank
                    Frank; Ahem!

                    That was the premise of the joke.

                    Have you and Riffle been drinking the same water?


                    By the way, I know you knew it was the premise of the joke, and that was part of my joke.....Claude's joke, Part 2.


                    I wonder if I covered all the bases here?
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                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      By the way, I know you knew it was the premise of the joke, and that was part of my joke.....Claude's joke, Part 2.
                      The fact that you knew that I knew proves you are a comic genius.

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                • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  We like to roll play.

                  I like to play an older man with ED, that has to beg women to even look at him. My wife likes to play a tired woman, who is completely disinterested in sex with me.

                  It's how we spice things up at the Whitacre house.
                  You like to play an older man with Ed the Duck? no wonder your getting a bill.

                  I'm just jealous really.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                    You like to play an older man with Ed the Duck? no wonder your getting a bill.

                    I'm just jealous really.
                    It isn't Ed the Duck.......that's ridiculous. It's Ed, the talking horse.

                    My Italian Stallion.
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                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      My Italian Stallion.
                      You rang?

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            • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              My wife does. When we are about to have sex, she puts on her Hasmat suit, gas mask, goggles, rubber gloves..... I know she thinks of it as work, because I keep getting a bill.
              It's never wise to involve animals in bedroom frolics, especially a duck. Quite eye-watering I would think.
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