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Will You Die WIthin Next 5 Years? Find Out Now

by thunderbird
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Survey To Establish If You'll Probably Die Within Next 5 Years Or Not/
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    No need. All prepped and ready to go.

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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    3.5 percent chance out of 100, pretty good. I did wonder what the "Have you ever socially interacted with Claude Whitacre" question was about though.
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      3.5 percent chance out of 100, pretty good. I did wonder what the "Have you ever socially interacted with Claude Whitacre" question was about though.
      That indicates that you have already died and obviously wound up in hell.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    1% chance, although I was pretty sure I was going to die of old age whilst waiting for the pages to load.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      1% chance, although I was pretty sure I was going to die of old age whilst waiting for the pages to load.
      Are you saying that your pages took a long time to load? Because, if that's what your saying....then your post is pretty funny.......because the thread is about dying of old age.

      I think I get this one.

      Added after I gave it a shot,.

      Wow, I see what you mean. 12% chance for me. um...I win.
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      • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Wow, I see what you mean. 12% chance for me. um...I win.
        I don't feel so badly, now. I'm a 12.2%, but at least I beat out Claude. I think. :-(

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    It told me I already died 5 years ago, which explains a lot.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      It said it only gave estimations for people living in the UK, so that counted me out.

      Besides, I already know when I'm going to die...


















      The day I take my last breath, hee, hee!

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