You Gotta See It To Believe It

by BigFrank Banned

Posted: 9 years ago 11 replies

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You can't make this stuff up!

Lovely, The Wearable Sex Tracker, Is A Fitbit For Your Penis

Cheers. - Frank

Kay King 9 years ago

What is WRONG with these people?
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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  What is WRONG with these people?
  
  A Fit Crotch Watch, cute. Does it connect to your smartphone via Blue Movie Tooth?
  
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sbucciarel Banned 9 years ago

So, if it's not "fit" you just plug it in and charge it up? lol. I guess they meant the Lovely, but what does one do with an unfit penis?
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- BigFrank Banned 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by sbucciarel
  
  So, if it's not "fit" you just plug it in and charge it up? lol. I guess they meant the Lovely, but what does one do with an unfit penis?
  
  I could write a book. My penis has been unfit for many years. :-(
  
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  Kay King 9 years ago
  
  I could write a book.
  
  Would that be a short book with a soft cover? TMI overload, sorry....
  
  I guess this is one gadget you won't have a need for. Personally, I wouldn't have a use for any man who owned the gadget. Do you suppose nerds everywhere are all excited about it??? Do nerds get excited?? never mind....
  
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yukon Banned 9 years ago

It has a light that turns on telling you it's time to change the oil after 3,000 pumps.
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- tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  The day they turn this into a computer game is the day l leap off a tall building without a cape!
  
  Let's just hope that one individual who will remain nameless doesn't show us his thrusts tally?
  
  When he returns, that is?
  
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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

The battery only lasts for seven hours. Pass.
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- Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  The battery only lasts for seven hours. Pass.
  
  This isn't a substitute for a sex partner.
  
  Your self pleasuring marathons don't count.
  
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MikeAmbrosio 9 years ago

Well, a vibrating, recording cock ring.

Hmm.

Pass.
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- Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  As a marketer, I think this looks like something a guy thought of, and he could make it...and now, he's trying to find a market for it. An inventor, looking for a market. Exactly the opposite way it usually works.
  
  I remember, years ago, there was an MLM company that sold a cream that women applied to help reach orgasm. All I could think of was, "This is something a guy would think of, to sell to other guys, to give to their wives."
  
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