How can I make $50 (or more) in the next few minutes?
Now i know there are a ton of threads upstairs started by people asking for advice on how to make some quick cash.
A lot of these are for pathetic reasons like "I need the money to pay for open heart surgery for my dying grandmother". Some of them are for perfectly valid reasons like "I need $2 to register a domain name at GoDaddy so I can open up my Minecraft server".
My need, as you'll see, is even more valid. Here's the situation:
One of the companies I own shares in paid out its dividend today, however because of the way the banking system works, I won't be able to access the funds until 1 minute after midnight, as the banks "run their tapes" at midnight.
Now, here's the dilemma:
I want to go out and get drunk tonight, however the pub calls for "last drink orders" at 11.45PM so they can shut on time at midnight.
You can now all see just how big a dilemma this is. I've always prided myself on being self-sufficient in the past, so naturally I've tried to get around the problem. I first tore the house apart searching for loose change, but only managed to rustle up 85 cents - nowhere near enough for even a poor excuse of a bender.
I've phoned all the single women I know and offered to have sex with them in exchange for some cash, but, you'll be surprised to learn, no takers. The only one who didn't hang up immediately or threaten to call the police, actually said yes, however she thought I meant I was going to pay her (what a bloody cheek
).
Anyway, as you can see the situation is serious and so I'm turning to you guys because I know you'll be able to provide me with some sensible, viable, easy to implement ways of generating some quick cash for a worthy purpose.
It's now just after 8.00PM here, so time is running out.
Of course what I meant by "sensible, viable and easy to implement" is really "stupid, inviable and impossible to implement". I know you guys are the experts on this type of thing, and I know you won't let me down.
A lot of these are for pathetic reasons like "I need the money to pay for open heart surgery for my dying grandmother". Some of them are for perfectly valid reasons like "I need $2 to register a domain name at GoDaddy so I can open up my Minecraft server".
My need, as you'll see, is even more valid. Here's the situation:
One of the companies I own shares in paid out its dividend today, however because of the way the banking system works, I won't be able to access the funds until 1 minute after midnight, as the banks "run their tapes" at midnight.
Now, here's the dilemma:
I want to go out and get drunk tonight, however the pub calls for "last drink orders" at 11.45PM so they can shut on time at midnight.
You can now all see just how big a dilemma this is. I've always prided myself on being self-sufficient in the past, so naturally I've tried to get around the problem. I first tore the house apart searching for loose change, but only managed to rustle up 85 cents - nowhere near enough for even a poor excuse of a bender.
I've phoned all the single women I know and offered to have sex with them in exchange for some cash, but, you'll be surprised to learn, no takers. The only one who didn't hang up immediately or threaten to call the police, actually said yes, however she thought I meant I was going to pay her (what a bloody cheek
).Anyway, as you can see the situation is serious and so I'm turning to you guys because I know you'll be able to provide me with some sensible, viable, easy to implement ways of generating some quick cash for a worthy purpose.
It's now just after 8.00PM here, so time is running out.
Of course what I meant by "sensible, viable and easy to implement" is really "stupid, inviable and impossible to implement". I know you guys are the experts on this type of thing, and I know you won't let me down.
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