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Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-06-07 | Dilbert by Scott Adams


Dick; "I'm Dick, from the internet. I'm the guy who always says ridiculous angry stuff. I misinterpret every comment you make as an absurd absolute, and then I attack it like you are a moron."

Dilbert; "That doesn't sound fun."

Dick; "Wow......So you are saying everything in the world needs to be fun. Maybe you should do some research before you embarrass yourself like that again.'

Dilbert; "Hey! You are the guy from the internet!'

Dick; "I'm sending you five links that are not as relevant as I think they are."

Dilbert; "You're famous!"


Sound like anyone you know? I'm having this strip laminated, and will keep it with my most treasured possessions.

(My wife was going through my prized possessions. She happened upon a little plastic pouch, with a name written on it. She said, "Does this label say, Rumpelstiltskin?".......

I said, "No, Dear...it says Riffle's foreskin". True story folks!)
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    So you're saying everyone in the OT is a bunch of Dicks?

    Not cool, man. Not cool.
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      So you're saying everyone in the OT is a bunch of Dicks?
      I thought he was only referring to you. :-)

      Cheers. - Frank
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeAmbrosio
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-06-07 | Dilbert by Scott Adams


    Dick; "I'm Dick, from the internet. I'm the guy who always says ridiculous angry stuff. I misinterpret every comment you make as an absurd absolute, and then I attack it like you are a moron."

    Dilbert; "That doesn't sound fun."

    Dick; "Wow......So you are saying everything in the world needs to be fun. Maybe you should do some research before you embarrass yourself like that again.'

    Dilbert; "Hey! You are the guy from the internet!'

    Dick; "I'm sending you five links that are not as relevant as I think they are."

    Dilbert; "You're famous!"


    Sound like anyone you know? I'm having this strip laminated, and will keep it with my most treasured possessions.

    (My wife was going through my prized possessions. She happened upon a little plastic pouch, with a name written on it. She said, "Does this label say, Rumpelstiltskin?".......

    I said, "No, Dear...it says Riffle's foreskin". True story folks!)
    Oh come on now. The OT forum? Prove it. Show me links. This is WAY more a Facebook thing.

    I'd post MY links, but if you're too stoopid to find them on your own, I'M sure not gonna do the work FOR you!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by MikeAmbrosio View Post

      Oh come on now. The OT forum? Prove it. Show me links. This is WAY more a Facebook thing.

      I'd post MY links, but if you're too stoopid to find them on your own, I'M sure not gonna do the work FOR you!
      Yeah! What Mike said.

      If you don't do your own research, you're just a repeater.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Jack Gordon View Post

      There's Dicks on the internet?
      Sure, Jack. All over the place. Just Google it. I dare you.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Well, Google says there are 450 million! And MANY here seem to agree with the primary philosophy in "fun with dick and jane", after dick loses his job! Fun with Dick and Jane (2005) - IMDb

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  • Profile picture of the author lolCashlol
    I find the people in OT to very patient and understanding. I wouldn't be the huge IM success without the kind motivating words from Kay King and discret
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    We're talking about Dicks and we get Jackasses ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


    Edit: There was a spam post directly above this one. It's been deleted. Considering Frank's post is now directly above, this post still works in context.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      We're talking about Dicks and we get Jackasses ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Well Jackasses, and persistent spammers?

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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      We're talking about Dicks and we get Jackasses ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Who even needs google when they come straight to your threads now. I wonder if Claude paid this moron to post that?
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Who even needs google when they come straight to your threads now. I wonder if Claude paid this moron to post that?
        I promise you, I haven't paid Dan Riffle to post anything.



        Is it just me, or has the posting of multiple links and videos ......the "repeater" comments and the dickish responses actually gone down? It seems so.

        And nobody has called me "arrogant" or "closed minded' for weeks. I'm losing my street cred.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I promise you, I haven't paid Dan Riffle to post anything.



          Is it just me, or has the posting of multiple links and videos ......the "repeater" comments and the dickish responses actually gone down? It seems so.

          And nobody has called me "arrogant" or "closed minded' for weeks. I'm losing my street cred.
          No, it is your religious posts that are calming us down, well that and a sociopath with delusions of grandeur, most likely gone for good as well.

          Just put up a new post like, "I Love F***, Science, a F*** Lot" with l link going to an idiot, and that should do the trick, he, he!

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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I promise you, I haven't paid Dan Riffle to post anything.



          Is it just me, or has the posting of multiple links and videos ......the "repeater" comments and the dickish responses actually gone down? It seems so.

          And nobody has called me "arrogant" or "closed minded' for weeks. I'm losing my street cred.
          Just embrace Naturalism

          Then we can call you an arrogant and closed minded Hindu,narcissistic nudist sociopath with streak credibility.
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          • Profile picture of the author lolCashlol
            Man,

            I hope I'm as well loved as claude when I turn 60.
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by lolCashlol View Post

              Man,

              I hope I'm as well loved as claude when I turn 60.
              No, you don't. People love the person they imagine you to be.....
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by lolCashlol View Post

              Man,

              I hope I'm as well loved as claude when I turn 60.
              "I hope I'm as well loathed as claude when I turn 60"

              Fixed
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  • Profile picture of the author Silverhoop
    Excellent!

    I don't see much Dilbert these days but that had me smiling like a chimpanzee!!
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Speaking of Dicks...

      My sister, my niece and I all have Dicks for father-in-laws!

      Mine ~ Richard Kern

      My sister's ~ Richard Rhein

      My niece's ~ Richard Scott

      True story...

      Right after my niece got married, my sister had a big family pig roast and she, my niece and I were talking about father-in-laws when it suddenly dawned on me that all of ours were Dicks. So I said, "Hey! We all have Dicks for father-in-laws!"

      The whole yard got quiet and then everybody all started cracking up!

      Of course I didn't mean it that way, lol!


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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Of course I didn't mean it that way, lol!


        Terra

        This seems to be a common theme for you...
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          This seems to be a common theme for you...
          Sigh...

          I can't help it! Everybody always tells me I'm so naive, but honestly, I just don't think that way.

          Hey, I wonder if that's why everyone always says I'm the life of the party.


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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Sigh...

            I can't help it! Everybody always tells me I'm so naive, but honestly, I just don't think that way.

            Hey, I wonder if that's why everyone always says I'm the life of the party.


            Terra
            Terra; You are naive, in some of the language you use. But that's not why you are the life of the party. It's because you're a great person, who brings joy into other people's lives. I imagine it's difficult to be bored around you, or sad.

            You remind me of my wife, in many ways. A sweet loving person. A real lady.

            Riffle and I tease you, because we like you.....and you say things we can take out of context, or interpret in a funny way.

            And........you say a lot of things that are funny. The fact that you didn't intend to be funny, makes it funnier, for guys like us. Everyone does that, your intention is just a little purer than most.

            And if I said "Dick, Dick, Dick", nobody would laugh, or crack a smile. It's because you're such a lady, that it sounds funny, coming from you.
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Terra; You are naive, in some of the language you use. But that's not why you are the life of the party. It's because you're a great person, who brings joy into other people's lives. I imagine it's difficult to be bored around you, or sad.

              You remind me of my wife, in many ways. A sweet loving person. A real lady.

              Riffle and I tease you, because we like you.....and you say things we can take out of context, or interpret in a funny way.

              And........you say a lot of things that are funny. The fact that you didn't intend to be funny, makes it funnier, for guys like us. Everyone does that, your intention is just a little purer than most.

              And if I said "Dick, Dick, Dick", nobody would laugh, or crack a smile. It's because you're such a lady, that it sounds funny, coming from you.
              Thanks Claude!
              You have made me feel better. I knew I liked you!


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