Shabani: The Making Of A Metrosexual Gorilla

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"Since March, Japanese women have been swooning over a gorilla called Shabani in the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens. It's not the first time Japanese popular culture has fallen in love with a large inarticulate creature (see Claude)."

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Shabani: The making of a metrosexual gorilla - BBC News

Well ladies, what do you think, been reading his profile on ZooMatch.com (Kurt made me do it) and he like's wholefood resturants and slinging poop.
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    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    Well ladies, what do you think, been reading his profile on ZooMatch.com (Kurt made me do it) and he like's wholefood resturants and slinging poop.
    He best get his own schtick. I've got that market cornered!

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    Japanese pop culture fell in love with Claude?

    When was this?
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Cam Connor View Post

      Japanese pop culture fell in love with Claude?

      When was this?
      He used to be in the Monkee's
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        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        He used to be in the Monkee's

        I thought it was because of this, lol!




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    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    .....and he like's wholefood resturants and slinging poop.
    ....he's not the only one.


    "Zoomatch" was pretty clever.
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      Just lowered my opinion of Japanese women...

      He's very handsome - for a gorilla. Those women must be weird or desperate.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Just lowered my opinion of Japanese women...

        He's very handsome - for a gorilla. Those women must be weird or desperate.
        He's more J-ape-nese Orient-ed but he keeps that quiet as he does very well with the banana gifting from his female fans.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          So many comments that would fit this story - and not a one of them fit for polite company....or a public forum
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            So many comments that would fit this story - and not a one of them fit for polite company....or a public forum
            I'm having the same problem promoting my Claude Whitacre Biography.
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            • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
              Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

              I'm having the same problem promoting my Claude Whitacre Biography.
              Try something a title more original than - My Life With Claude.
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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Yes, we have a baby gorilla in Melboure Zoo, AU. And attendances have skyrocketed, probably a big hit with schoolchildren, but l wouldn't bother!

                Especially after seeing Jurassic World. PS, if you don't like stupid overweight security guards gettng munched on, don't go and see this!

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        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Just lowered my opinion of Japanese women...

        He's very handsome - for a gorilla. Those women must be weird or desperate.
        If the day ever comes that I'm swooning over a gorilla, I hope someone either gets me to the nearest psych hospital asap or just shoots me and puts me out of my misery!

        Yikes!
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