Ugly Significant Other

by BigFrank Banned
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OK. So - I'm perusing this thread on 28 Celebrities and Their Ugly Significant Others (terminal boredom on a very slow day).

I come across this picture and I am now asking myself, WHICH ONE is the 'ugly significant other?'

Cheers. - Frank

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    Billy Bob is hot ... super hot, so who does that leave?
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      Billy Bob is hot ... super hot, so who does that leave?
      Well, he does look like his face was caught in a prairie fire, so - yeah - OK - hot!

      Cheers. - Frank
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        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        Well, he does look like his face was caught in a prairie fire, so - yeah - OK - hot!

        Cheers. - Frank
        If you watch the video I posted earlier, he does say something along the lines of he doesn't really care about looks.
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          Frank - You must be really, really bored to be looking at that stuff!
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            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            Frank - You must be really, really bored to be looking at that stuff!
            You have no idea. I took a three hour drive, yesterday and a four hour drive, today. My face and arms are totally sunburned.

            I'm just biding time until I have to start a huge project for a client, which could be as early as next week. Then it's going to be 2 to 3 months of pure hell.

            That said, I am ashamed of myself for looking at that crap. :-(

            Cheers. - Frank
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          Originally Posted by yukon View Post

          If you watch the video I posted earlier, he does say something along the lines of he doesn't really care about looks.
          Ugly people with ugly partners, always say that. :-)

          Cheers. = Frank
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            Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

            Ugly people with ugly partners, always say that. :-)

            Cheers. = Frank
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              Originally Posted by yukon View Post

              My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside.
              A video is worth a thousand words..

              Cheers. - Frank
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        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        Well, he does look like his face was caught in a prairie fire, so - yeah - OK - hot!

        Cheers. - Frank
        Frank, I'm not impressed with your taste in men. That little bit of rough is called "rugged" and women like it.

        As far as Stern, he's fortunate he's rich............and ..........a beautiful man is only a light switch away.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Frank, I'm not impressed with your taste in men. That little bit of rough is called "rugged" and women like it.
          What about the part where it looks like he hasn't bathed in 6 weeks?

          Cheers. - Frank
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            It's amazing to me how little physical attractiveness means, the more you get to know someone. The kind of person you are screams so loudly, it drowns out how you look.

            And people who take care of themselves tend to be better looking. They tend to have a healthier self image. It's less about looks, and more about social class and compatibility (however that is interpreted)



            Billy Bob Thornton really is an amazing actor.
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              Yes, wealth will give you a 20 year old, very attractive woman and nothing much else!

              Phil Collins and David Hasslehoff, are testomy to that!


              Put think of the bright side after not much sleep at least they can talk about the good old days, just as long as the good old days doesn't go past 1990!


              Attractive women in their age group do exist, but they take the easy path, flash some bucks and get a closet relationship!


              But at least they will have someone they can leave their money to, at least til she p*** it away?

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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Billy Bob Thornton really is an amazing actor.
              This thread ain't about that. lol

              Cheers. - Frank
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                This thread ain't about that. lol

                Cheers. - Frank
                Yes it is. I have the power to change the purpose of any thread. I can also levitate one millimeter above the Earth. I'm doing it now.

                I also have the power to make you look intelligent and interesting. If not for me, you'd sound like Dan Riffle.
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                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  Yes it is. I have the power to change the purpose of any thread. I can also levitate one millimeter above the Earth. I'm doing it now.
                  The incredible power of flatulence.
                  I also have the power to make you look intelligent and interesting.
                  Sad that you can't accomplish that for yourself.
                  If not for me, you'd sound like Dan Riffle.
                  Are you referring to 'The Melodious Mr. Riffle?' I'm cool with that.

                  Cheers. - Frank
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                    Sad that you can't accomplish that for yourself.
                    That hurt. You have found my Kryptonite.
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                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      That hurt. You have found my Kryptonite.
                      More like Kraptonite. :-)

                      Cheers. - Frank
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                        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                        More like Kraptonite. :-)

                        Cheers. - Frank
                        What ever happened to good 'ol lightheaded humor like this?
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                          Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

                          What ever happened to good 'ol lightheaded humor like this?
                          It's a gift that very few people possess. That's what makes me so special.

                          Please refer to the second line in my signature. :-)

                          Cheers. - Frank
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                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  Yes it is. I have the power to change the purpose of any thread. I can also levitate one millimeter above the Earth. I'm doing it now.

                  I also have the power to make you look intelligent and interesting. If not for me, you'd sound like Dan Riffle.
                  You really like your Hoveround Scooter don't you.
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                Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                This thread ain't about that. lol

                Cheers. - Frank
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                • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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                  Originally Posted by yukon View Post

                  Section 8 paragraph 3.7: All OT threads shall be derailed within the first page of the forum thread. It's not only a right, it's an obligation.
                  Lord knows I do my best to adhere to the stated rules and regulations. I believe in always setting a good example for others.

                  Cheers. - Frank
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                  Originally Posted by yukon View Post

                  Section 8 paragraph 3.7: All OT threads shall be derailed within the first page of the forum thread. It's not only a right, it's an obligation.
                  WAIT A @#$^%$#@^ MINUTE!

                  You mean all this time I've been following the rules?

                  Not anymore, buddy. I'm never derailing a thread again.

                  Well, at least not until tomorrow. Eh, make that later today.
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                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    WAIT A @#$^%$#@^ MINUTE!

                    You mean all this time I've been following the rules?

                    Not anymore, buddy. I'm never derailing a thread again.

                    Well, at least not until tomorrow. Eh, make that later today.
                    The Thread is titled, "Ugly Significant Other".

                    I'm not going to claim that you are ugly. (That's for the law to decide)

                    I just can't connect you to the word Significant.


                    I derailed this thread before you did. I win.
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                    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      The Thread is titled, "Ugly Significant Other".

                      I'm not going to claim that you are ugly. (That's for the law to decide)

                      I just can't connect you to the word Significant.


                      I derailed this thread before you did. I win.
                      Completely unrelated. I was just doing some Remote Viewing on your store. How's The Green Leaf Restaurant (with it's Turkey Burgers) or do you go to Arby's across the street. Does the Muffler place next door do food. Perhaps the Baptist Temple does handouts.

                      Spooky huh!

                      ( Except I was using Google Earth and just typed in Wooster sweeper store and it gives street views)
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Here's who he married in 2014. The other girl could be an uncomplimentary picture of Angelina Jolie no less, not sure.

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        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        The other girl could me an uncomplimentary picture of Angelina Jolie no less, not sure.
        So - you're saying that somewhere there exist a flattering pic of Ms. Jolie? I'll be sure to keep an eye out for that.

        Cheers. - Frank
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          I remember when they had this singing show similar to American Idol.

          But it was sort of a parody.

          Instead of being rewarded for being the best singer people were being rewarded for being bad singers.

          But the judges told them that they were excellent singers.

          At the end the judges told them the truth that they couldn't sing for crap, and everyone got so upset.

          Than came the part where each winning contestant got cut a check for $10,000.

          They were no longer unhappy.

          It would be hilarious to see a Mr. and Mrs. America type show parody, where an average looking guy/gal who is partially overweight gets lip service and an award, and than told that they aren't that attractive at all.

          Lol.
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          Who says money can't buy you happiness? Not Howard Stern, that's for sure!

          Cheers. - Frank

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            Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

            Who says money can't buy you happiness? Not Howard Stern, that's for sure!

            Cheers. - Frank

            She is definitely not a natural beauty.
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            • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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              Neither is this one. When you're as ugly as I am you can say that. I still think he's gay. :-)

              Cheers. - Frank

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          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

          So - you're saying that somewhere there exist a flattering pic of Ms. Jolie? I'll be sure to keep an eye out for that.

          Cheers. - Frank
          You should try finding a flattering picture of Claude, they are even rarer. (but have no monetary value)
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            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            You should try finding a flattering picture of Claude, they are even rarer. (but have no monetary value)
            Yes, it's hard to place a significant value on something that doesn't actually exist.

            Cheers. - Frank
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          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

          So - you're saying that somewhere there exist a flattering pic of Ms. Jolie? I'll be sure to keep an eye out for that.

          Cheers. - Frank
          She was hot in the movie Hackers.
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    I am the ugly significant other
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    Nice pictures, Good peoples.
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    Billy Bob Thornton became a "persona non grata" in Canada for being rude to radio host Jian Ghomeshi, then became a hero in Canada for the same incident. It turned out that Jian Ghomeshi was an abusive scum-bag who got thrills from sadistic attacks on women. Billy Bob saw the turd for what he was -- a creep who didn't honor his word, latching onto fame for shallow gain. He broke his promise and Billy Bob reacted to that.
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