How to solve world hunger

by Zodiax
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Stop feeding Claude.
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    Feed the homeless to the hungry. Two problems solved at once.

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  • Profile picture of the author butters
    I feel sorry for all the abuse Claude gets!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by butters View Post

      I feel sorry for all the abuse Claude gets!
      You have officially been voted off the island. Please report to the infirmary for social reengineering.
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      • Profile picture of the author butters
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        You have officially been voted off the island. Please report to the infirmary for social reengineering.
        This isn't a democracy, this is a free for all!! You gotta catch me first!
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by butters View Post

          This isn't a democracy, this is a free for all!! You gotta catch me first!


          Don't worry. We implant tracking devices at birth.


          (By the way, are you sure you really need that pint you just ordered?)
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            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            Don't worry. We implant tracking devices at birth.


            (By the way, are you sure you really need that pint you just ordered?)
            That would be freaky, of course, who doesn't need that extra pint, I am actually in the pub.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by butters View Post

              That would be freaky, of course, who doesn't need that extra pint, I am actually in the pub.
              We know.

              And, that was the correct answer. Just making sure you aren't a spy.
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    • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
      Originally Posted by butters View Post

      I feel sorry for all the abuse Claude gets!
      Feel sorry for abuse, yes. Claude, mmm... never.
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  • Profile picture of the author Zodiax
    Claude is so fat that he volunteered for the Hunger Games because he thought it was an eating competition.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

      Claude is so fat that he volunteered for the Hunger Games because he thought it was an eating competition.
      Sniff........................sigh.........slumping shoulders. Sorry, slumping fat shoulders.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Sniff........................sigh.........slumping shoulders. Sorry, slumping morbidly obese shoulders.

        Fixed.....
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

      Claude is so fat that he volunteered for the Hunger Games because he thought it was an eating competition.
      Coming along nicely.
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

        Claude is so fat that he volunteered for the Hunger Games because he thought it was an eating competition.
        No, he volunteered to go see that, so he could lose weight by screaming and running out of the theatre.

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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.


    Teach a man to fish and you can sell him fishing gear for the rest of his life.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.


      Teach a man to fish and you can sell him fishing gear for the rest of his life.
      My version was;

      Give a man a fish, and now he knows where to buy fish.
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      • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        My version was;

        Give a man a fish, and now he knows where to buy fish.
        Sounds like, "Give a man a fish and he now knows where to get free fish in the future."

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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

          Sounds like, "Give a man a fish and he now knows where to get free fish in the future."

          Cheers. - Frank
          Not if he got the fish from me.
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    • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.


      Teach a man to fish and you can sell him fishing gear for the rest of his life.
      I know a guy who has an Ebay store selling old fishing gear - even lures. There are collectors
      for everything.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

        There are collectors
        for everything.
        I collect Whitacre's failures and broken dreams. I'm running out of storage space.
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        • Profile picture of the author Zodiax
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I collect Whitacre's failures and broken dreams. I'm running out of storage space.
          Do you collect his poop?

          Btw, I should have named this thread, "How to solve Claude's Hunger"
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

            Do you collect his poop?

            Btw, I should have named this thread, "How to solve Claude's Hunger"

            If by "poop" you mean his "written word", then no. Even I don't have time for that drivel.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I collect Whitacre's failures and broken dreams. I'm running out of storage space.

          Just use all that empty space you were saving for your successes and achievements.
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    By giving them food. EASY.
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