Blond joke of the day!

9 years ago

Blonde: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and men like you continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!"

Ventriloquist: "I'm sorry ma'am but..."

Blonde: "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee."

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joseph7384

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Zodiax

Blonde: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and men like you continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!"

Ventriloquist: "I'm sorry ma'am but..."

Blonde: "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee."

Wow you got me there, I was about to lay it on thick until I read the last two lines
and realized that you were also sharing a joke.

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Morna Donaghue Banned 9 years ago

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

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- Frank Donovan 9 years ago
  
  An employer was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. Intending to find out something about her personality, he asked "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
  
  The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
  
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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Last one:

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Can you come over here and help me? I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend shows up and the blonde shows him the puzzle spread all over the kitchen table.

He glances at the pieces, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "No matter what we do, we'll never be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger, so why don't we just put the Frosted Flakes back in the box?"

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

A blonde walks into a hairdresser's wearing a set of headphones connected to a iPod. The hairdresser beckons her over to the chair, and the blonde takes a seat.

"Now, before I get started", says the hairdresser, "You're going to have to take your headphones off."

The blonde looks back in a state of panic and screams "No I can't take them off or I'll die. You'll have to cut around them"

The hairdresser rolls her eyes and thinks to herself, "I have to deal with a lot of blondes, but this one takes the cake". Nevertheless she proceeds to cut around the headphones.

When she's finished she holds up a mirror so the blonde can inspect the cut.

"That's shocking", the blonde says, "Fix it or I'm not going to pay you".

"Look, I'm not going to be able to do a decent job unless you take the headphones off".

No, if I take them off I'll die" replies the blonde.

"What utter nonsense" says the hairdresser, and having lost her patience with the blonde, rips the headphones off her head.

The blonde immediately starts choking and collapses to the ground, stone dead.

Curiosity gets the better of the hairdresser so she picks up the headphones and puts them to her ear, whereupon she hears "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."