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I was able to purchase this amazing television with an FHA loan...

by Joe Mobley
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Best Amazon review ever!



This from a tweet by @_youhadonejob.

Note the price of the TV.


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  • Profile picture of the author Zodiax
    That what obviously a fake review.

    Meaningless thread.

    See what I did there? How does that feel?
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      Hilarious. I wonder if they think someone will buy for that price?
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    Amazon has hands down some of the best fake reviews on the Net. lol.
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    • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
      Hey, don't forget...

      Free Shipping.

      Just saying.


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      • Profile picture of the author perryny
        Was that a live screenshot taken yesterday, Joe?

        Cause now the TV has 1,682 reviews - and several of them pretty funny (and all of them fake.)

        Never saw this happen on Amazon before. Cool.

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        • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
          Originally Posted by perryny View Post

          Was that a live screenshot taken yesterday, Joe?

          Cause now the TV has 1,682 reviews - and several of them pretty funny (and all of them fake.)

          Never saw this happen on Amazon before. Cool.
          I don't know.I picked this up in my Twitter feed.


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    I think the review was written by a four year old. Or a cat.
    Both love to play with boxes.
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    • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      I think the review was written by a four year old. Or a cat.
      An insult to cats everywhere.


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    I like the Veet hair remover ones the best

    http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Remo...ews/B000KKNQBK
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    • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      I like the Veet hair remover ones the best

      http://www.amazon.com/Veet-Hair-Remo...ews/B000KKNQBK
      So, I go over to Amazon to see what Suzanne (sbucciarel) is talking about. Well... here you go...

      DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

      ByRandy Amaruson May 11, 2012
      Package Quantity: 1
      Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

      (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
      HA!


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      • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
        This would be a great title for a thread:

        The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony...

        I'm still laughing.


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        • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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          Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

          This would be a great title for a thread:

          I'm still laughing.

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          ha ha ... you found the best one. lol.
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          • Profile picture of the author perryny
            This has always been one of my favorites:

            http://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY

            9,175 of 9,260 people found the following review helpful

            5.0 out of 5 stars A mother's struggle, December 8, 2013

            By James O. Thach "@JamesOtisThach"

            This review is from: Kleenex Facial Tissue, 85 Count (Pack of 36) (Health and Beauty)

            I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I've put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are Liam, Samuel and Hank.

            This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper. Then they go for fabrics. And you don't want it to get there, unless you're ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze.

            This used to be a good Christian home. But it's not about moral judgment anymore. I'm way beyond that. I'm in survival mode. If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical.

            The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for "privacy", as if I'm going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I'm just trying to get through this.

            The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, "Honey, what're you doing with all that Kleenex?"

            I about knocked him off his chair.
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