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Write A Message To Aliens - And Win $1m

by positivenegative
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. . . although the message may not get sent!

However, the competition is open to anyone. So pens at the ready . . .

UK team plans 'unsent letter' to aliens
  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

    . . . although the message may not get sent!

    However, the competition is open to anyone. So pens at the ready . . .

    UK team plans 'unsent letter' to aliens
    A few contenders:

    "Help, I've fallen and I can't reach my alarm necklace"

    "Help, our planets dying, please come and rescue us! (except Kurt)"

    I know I know, it's been overdone.

    "Make over 14,000 Intergalactic credits in 24 hours with our secret system"

    "We invite you to come and visit us, but if you are hostile, know this, there is one man who will never kneel before you, and that man is Claude Whitacre! And, you will end up buying a vacuum cleaner from him"
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    Feel The Power Of The Mark Side

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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      "Hitler is dead"!

      "We don't use SOS anymore"!

      "Mostly harmless"!

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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        "We don't use SOS anymore"!
        If we don't use SOS anymore, what DO we use?

        Steve
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

          If we don't use SOS anymore, what DO we use?

          Steve
          SMS?



          But one of the first things sent into space was a SOS call, or morse code!

          And the first video that went into space, was Hitler at the 1937, (best estimate) well when he was in power!
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    "We aint worth it, turn your ships around because in the end we will mess everything up."
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    "I know things look bleak and I don't blame you for being upset, but I give you my personal guaranty: John Snow isn't dead."
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Martians; There is one man who will never bow before you. His name is Dan Riffle. For us to bow before you, you must kill him. You must go through him...to get to us!

      But don't kill him, because if you do....we will all be your slaves forever. And we would put on a parade in your honor...and we don't want that...so do not kill Dan Riffle! ....

      And there would be free candy for your kids......as much as they want....and free Netflix....if you only kill Dan Riffle.
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    Stephen Hawking looks like an alien.
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    Don't blame us regular folks but you can blame our oligarchs.
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