Obama & Bush

yeah, this is probably going to get removed.

So what bar did they walk into and what did the bartender say?

Well, they walk into this bar the day after inauguration, and they both sit down and order a beer.

So the bartender says "Wow, I didn't expect to see you both here together."

So Bush says "Well, Obama wanted to know how it was that I ran the country."

And Obama nods, and says "As the only second-generation President, you're the leading expert on the Presidency - not only were you the President, but so was your father before you."

And the bartender says "Wow, that's really cool. I never thought you'd be so friendly with one another."

So they're sitting there talking about the Presidency, and the bartender comes back and says "I'm sorry, I have to ask. I've always been an independent, and I've just never understood why anyone would pick either political party. President Obama, what made you decide to be a Democrat?"

And Obama says "Well, I look around myself, and I see all this social injustice in the world, and I think it's the government's job to help."

The bartender nods, and turns to Bush. "And what about you? What made you decide to be a Republican?"

Bush says "Well, my daddy was a Republican."

The bartender waits for a moment, and then realises that's Bush's entire answer. "That's it? You're a Republican because your daddy was a Republican?"

Bush nods. "Yup."

The bartender laughs, and says "That's the worst reason I've ever heard. What if your daddy had been an idiot? Then what would you be?"

And Bush says "A Democrat."

Both worked in an office full of Clinton's semen.

LOL - CDarklock, that was highly appropriate and severely funny.