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I'm going to pepper spray you in the face

by joe golfer
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Is it wrong I was cheering on this bear? That voice!

  • Profile picture of the author DubDubDubDot
    Well on the bright side the video views will pay for a new canoe.
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  • Profile picture of the author Synnuh
    "WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK?" Probably the beef jerky you forgot in the dry hold lol -- and bears break stuff.

    That girl's adorable. "Gosh darnit, what am I gonna do now. It's September, what are you even doing here, you're supposed to be asleep. Awe, comon!!"

    Makes me want to buy her a new kayak and a .45
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    "It's not even feeoood! It's just plaastic!"

    Maybe if she'd skipped the threats, the wailing, and the demands, and hit on some ursine-friendly reasoning tactics straight off the bat, her kayak wouln'ta been trashed...
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    For the love of butterflies ... that bear should have just killed her and put her out of her (and everyone else's misery). lol.
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      For the love of butterflies ... that bear should have just killed her and put her out of her (and everyone else's misery). lol.
      Nah, she was safe. The bear couldn't have her kayak and eat her too.

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      • Profile picture of the author joe golfer
        Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

        Nah, she was safe. The bear couldn't have her kayak and eat her too.

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        Slow clap, nice.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by joe golfer View Post

    Is it wrong I was cheering on this bear? That voice!

    Black Bear Gnaws on Delta 15s Seakayak in Berg Bay, Alaska - YouTube

    That voice!

    In related news, a few days later, she had a confrontation with a policeman......while being a passenger in a car.


    "Bear! Come here!"

    His name is Dexter, you moron.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    The bear came back & started kicking ass & taking names.





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  • Profile picture of the author leilani
    Wow that was painful!!! Did she think the bear understood English?

    I was thinking that she might throw something at the bear. She didn't and I began cheering for the bear because her voice was so shrilly!.

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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    I understand why she is on a solo trip.
    Too bad it was not a Brown or Grizzly bear.

    I think she is Charlie's cast out aunt:

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  • Profile picture of the author joe golfer
    oh my gosh, just watched it again, I'm crying.

    Lady: "What am I going to do!!!!"

    Bear: "I don't know about you. I'm going to eat this kayak."
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