My cat is planning an attack against me...

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She has been stockpiling her food, treats, and other items.
She has hunkered down in a secure area, and I estimate that she is getting ready for an all out attack.
I'll be ready for her... been doing lots of pushups, and have been rehearsing attack scenarios.
Wish me luck!
  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by daweller View Post

    She has been stockpiling her food, treats, and other items.
    She has hunkered down in a secure area, and I estimate that she is getting ready for an all out attack.
    I'll be ready for her... been doing lots of pushups, and have been rehearsing attack scenarios.
    Wish me luck!
    Easy take away her Catnip bottle from behind the bookcase, and the coo will be averted!



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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Originally Posted by daweller View Post

    She has been stockpiling her food, treats, and other items.
    She has hunkered down in a secure area, and I estimate that she is getting ready for an all out attack.
    I'll be ready for her... been doing lots of pushups, and have been rehearsing attack scenarios.
    Wish me luck!
    Well, ya know - animals are pretty smart about upcoming disasters. If she is prepping, perhaps instead of being paranoid about being attacked, you should go into prep mode, too.
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  • Profile picture of the author rizputrago
    I miss mine also
    so cute
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  • Profile picture of the author butters
    I thought you was talking about your misses all the way through
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by daweller View Post

    She has been stockpiling her food, treats, and other items.
    She has hunkered down in a secure area, and I estimate that she is getting ready for an all out attack.
    I'll be ready for her... been doing lots of pushups, and have been rehearsing attack scenarios.
    Wish me luck!
    My cat was all ready for total world domination, the meticulous planning for the takeover had been done, the plans were set. But just as it was about to take action I shut the bedroom door on it.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Just don't ask Claude for help or advice on this topic.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Years ago I had a cat that could do a vertical jump & pull itself up on top of the door inside the house & sit there looking around the room. He would sit at the bottom of the door for a long time scheming, keep staring up at the ceiling & eventually bounce straight up in the air to the top of the door.
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