Should we go to mars?

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I think it would be pretty cool, but...you wouldn't want to forget the toilet paper....
  • Profile picture of the author HN
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    This is where I laughed without getting the joke. What is this all about?
    Mars, toilet pepper?
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  • Profile picture of the author HN
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    If I think about it, we can't go to Mars, because we can't use the toilet. The gravity on Mars is 0.38g or 3.7m/s2. To be able to "perform in the toiler" the gravity has to be at least .5817g.
    So it's impossible on Mars. Forget about the toiler paper.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by HN View Post

      If I think about it, we can't go to Mars, because we can't use the toilet. The gravity on Mars is 0.38g or 3.7m/s2. To be able to "perform in the toiler" the gravity has to be at least .5817g.
      So it's impossible on Mars. Forget about the toiler paper.
      They have SUCTION on a lot of the CURRENT toilets! Gravity is NOT a concern!

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      • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
        Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

        They have SUCTION on a lot of the CURRENT toilets! Gravity is NOT a concern!
        And mighty powerful it is. It's sucked most of your lower case letters into upper case.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        They must have a lot of toilet paper already there because in Total Recall, Quaid said: "Get Your Arse To Mars"
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          They must have a lot of toilet paper already there because in Total Recall, Quaid said: "Get Your Arse To Mars"
          Well, if the sink a well, (which is likely now, with the recent annoucement) and hook up some Opra, 15k toilets, then they wouldn't need paper.

          But a few rolls behind a glass case, for emergencies wouldn't hurt?
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    hahaha hmmm I would have learned that from experience. Whats the temp like? That could be another issue on the other side of things....
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by CoralBayLover View Post

        hahaha hmmm I would have learned that from experience. Whats the temp like? That could be another issue on the other side of things....
        Minus 200 during that night, and 30 plus during the day.

        A bit like death valley, minus the fluffy bunnies?


        Toilet paper, l didn't see Mat Dameon use any, but maybe l missed it?


        Toilet paper or not humans will probably be there by 2023.

        NASA will keep stalling til they are in a corner, or can find some astronauts who can BS as well as they can!

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  • Wish I'd had a roll of that stuff in the cinema, to like have at my side while I was not bawlin' like a baby, 'cos people spill drinks and stuff and you gotta be a responsible citizen.
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    yeah we should go there to control birth
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    • Yeah - once we've figured our moves for the new gravity up there, we' re gonna breed like rabbits.

      Problem is, we gonna get thinner, fatter, taller, shorter?

      I tried askin' Hawking but he got his dick stuck in a zipper and had to go find tissue before he bled to death.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    I'll let everyone else go to Mars and y'all can send me a postcard
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Wish I'd had a roll of that stuff in the cinema, to like have at my side while I was not bawlin' like a baby, 'cos people spill drinks and stuff and you gotta be a responsible citizen.
      Hmmm, l didn't get that in Australia, Vic cinema. But l did allocate a seat up the back,in the middle and some A***H*** grabbed it!

      I almost told them to get lost, but l didn't want to sit in the middle of that, so took another seat, next to an asian guy, that thankfully was quiet.

      I paid a few dollars more for a wider screen, but it did have automatic reclining, leather seats, so l fiddled with the buttons when l could?

      Originally Posted by smasif15 View Post

      yeah we should go there to control birth
      Females need fewer resources so the trip to Mars is easier, claims expert | Daily Mail Online

      From what l have read the first people there will be women.

      Good idea, but without shopping trips they may not last long?

      I know Sal would be up at the crack of dawn, grab the Mars rover and be rock collecting. But hopefully she would keep an eye out for those elusive fluffy bunnies?

      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Yeah - once we've figured our moves for the new gravity up there, we' re gonna breed like rabbits.

      Problem is, we gonna get thinner, fatter, taller, shorter?

      I tried askin' Hawking but he got his dick stuck in a zipper and had to go find tissue before he bled to death.
      No doubt only blue eyed, blonde haired perfect humans will go on the trip. After all we will be getting constant live video feed from there, so we don't want some old, fat and unkempt people?

      No. doubt they will get a years supply of Mars bars sent there and Coke cans of course?

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        If you go to Mars, take Matt Damon with you because he will Science the Hell out of that, using duct tape apparently.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      If you go to Mars, take Matt Damon with you because he will Science the Hell out of that, using duct tape apparently.
      I thought that he would science the s*** out of it?

      Yes, duct tape, the way he was using it or slamming it on, l was half expecting a quick death, sigh!

      Mat Damion you are about to die?



      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      No
      That is complete crap sbucciarel, they are peaceful from what l have heard?

      I would be more worried with aggressive martian microbes, that the astronauts would ingest, with an underground well.

      After all it is live television, so it is only a matter of time before enough people twitter someone to take a drink without decontam, first!

      After that it will be more like a B grade tv show. Slimey creature vs the 5 remaining female crew members.

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    Should we go to mars?

    Not on my tax dollar.


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    Since we now know that Mars has running water, we can use a bidet instead of TP. Except Claude, he'll need a fire hose.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Since we now know that Mars has running water, we can use a bidet instead of TP. Except Claude, he'll need a fire hose.
      I wouldn't, if you were gentler with me.
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