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" Sit on My Face Tom Brady "

by discrat
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Just vile and gross. I don't care how good looking someone is or how sexy they are just grotesquely weird to have that on your t shirt or to even think that.

So i guess she is meaning she wants her face to be used as a toilet by Brady lol

Thats right up there with the fools who like to drink other people's urine

Sad girl . Poor daddy watching his little girl on tv wearing it and saying what she says in that sign lol

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    Looks like she jus' landed a role in in Hooman Caterpillar IV.
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    Hey — napkins rock this.

    Who in hell made with the Uzi?
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  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
    Originally Posted by discrat View Post

    Just vile and gross. I don't care how good looking someone is or how sexy they are just grotesquely weird to have that on your t shirt or to even think that.

    So i guess she is meaning she wants her face to be used as a toilet by Brady lol

    Thats right up there with the fools who like to drink other people's urine

    Sad girl . Poor daddy watching his little girl on tv wearing it and saying what she says in that sign lol

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    If that's your guess I'm wondering more about you then her
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    • Profile picture of the author Tom Addams
      Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

      If that's your guess I'm wondering more about you then her
      LOL!!, sorry Robert - but that's funny!

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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by discrat View Post


      So i guess she is meaning she wants her face to be used as a toilet by Brady lol
      Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

      If that's your guess I'm wondering more about you then her
      Pretty straight forward what the shirt says and dont see how you could interpret it any other way
      ...oh yeah thats right your a teenager from the Sixties ,and I Should have known with all the free love and
      imagination you all have
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        Originally Posted by discrat View Post

        Pretty straight forward what the shirt says and dont see how you could interpret it any other way
        ...oh yeah thats right your a teenager from the Sixties ,and I Should have known with all the free love and
        imagination you all have
        Yep it is pretty straight forward what the shirt says, which makes it weirder your first thought was using her face as a toilet.
        It really doesn't take much (or any) imagination to know what she meant.














        By the way I have a tad weird sense of humor also so if I saw her I would of said something like "You want Brady to shit on your face?".
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        • Profile picture of the author discrat
          Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

          Yep it is pretty straight forward what the shirt says, which makes it weirder your first thought was using her face as a toilet.
          It really doesn't take much (or any) imagination to know what she meant.

          Just having fun and being sarcastic and making fun of this woman
          Nothing weird about that
          And giving an old codger a hard time about his ancient roots









          By the way I have a tad weird sense of humor also so if I saw her I would of said something like "You want Brady to shit on your face?".[/QUOTE]
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by discrat View Post


    So i guess she is meaning she wants her face to be used as a toilet by Brady lol
    You really don't know what that means?
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    Originally Posted by discrat View Post


    So i guess she is meaning she wants her face to be used as a toilet by Brady lol
    You really don't know what that means?

    It doesn't mean what you think it means.
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    Originally Posted by discrat View Post

    Just vile and gross. I don't care how good looking someone is or how sexy they are just grotesquely weird to have that on your t shirt or to even think that.
    Not to mention dangerous - if you should ever make that offer to Claude.


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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Hay, Tag, love the gif.

    Meant 'oozy'.

    Typo wipeoutville.

    Day in a nutshell.
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      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Hay, Tag, love the gif.

      Meant 'oozy'.

      Typo wipeoutville.

      Day in a nutshell.
      Ok, sorry Princess,... not too many psychotic cats with guns?


      Don't understand the confusion here, just read the card she or it is holding, and it becomes clear, unfortunately!

      Maybe she wants the whole world to know that she is,....never mind!

      Slap her face comes first!

      Preferably with a Rabid Dolphin?

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        Robert, you have to keep up with the times dude:

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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          It really doesn't take much (or any) imagination to know what she meant.
          Reminded me of a time when I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. News story was: Obese hooker sat on her "john's" face - and he suffocated. We were talking about the story at work as the woman had been charged with a crime and was quoted as saying "I thought he was kicking cause he was excited".

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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Useda be the worse that could happen when u were famous was for some fan to touch your neck and keep their hand preserved in a jar till they died.

        Now they're issuin' multichoice ultimatums.

        "Face or Uterus, pal -- less'n you wanna do both at once, bein' a superstar athlete an' all."

        Gotta hope at this point Brady is packin' a rabid dolphin in a holster slung from his hip.

        Bail, and he's got a weapon to fend her off.

        Nail, an' they both gotta headstart on the drool deal -- and sumthin' soft for Brady to rest his head on if he twists his neck tryin' to cover all bases without snarlin' up on the frickin' blowpipe.
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