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I can't get into the office today!

by peter_act
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Makes a nice change from the "Caution - wet floor" sign I usually see!
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    It means you can have a break today!
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    Does that refer to the management?
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      It's a web programming business, teaching python.
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Does that refer to the management?
      They are currently with the Lounge Lizard from accounts.
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    I'd like to have that sign made up and strategically place them here and there.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    What do you do if your car starts with a jerk?



    Kick him out.



    (Somehow this thread reminded me of that old joke.)
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      What do you do if your car starts with a jerk?



      Kick him out.



      (Somehow this thread reminded me of that old joke.)
      Every time I hear Kurt's name, I'm reminded of that joke.
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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Every time I hear Kurt's name, I'm reminded of that joke.
        My Dad said that often when us kids were young. I realized later that it may have been his way of trying
        to teach.
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      • Profile picture of the author peter_act
        No work, so thought I'd go to the local beach instead - oh, wait....



        "A man has been rushed to hospital after a brown snake bite on Queensland's busiest stretch of beach.

        The man was sitting in the sand dunes on a quiet area of the Surfers Paradise beach just before 1pm when he was bitten.

        Paramedics were called to a lifeguard tower at the corner of Northcliffe Terrace and Clifford Street, just a few hundred metres from the well-known Q1 Building.

        Gold Coast City Council lifeguard superintendent Peter Miller said spotting snakes on the beach was "fairly rare" but the reptiles would be more common as summer approached."
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        • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
          Originally Posted by peter_act View Post

          Gold Coast City Council lifeguard superintendent Peter Miller said spotting snakes on the beach was "fairly rare" but the reptiles would be more common as summer approached."
          It's good they got a paid pro keepin' everyone safe from alla those beach snakes.

          Some random cobra last thing I wanna see when I'm chillin' out in the sun, tellya.

          Guess those guys got binoculars, mebbe telescopes an' stuff.

          For alla that spottin', alla them snakes, down there on the beach...
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        • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
          Originally Posted by peter_act View Post

          The man was sitting in the sand dunes on a quiet area of the Surfers Paradise beach just before 1pm when he was bitten.
          The only way a snake will bite anyone is for it to feel threatened or it's provoked, so I doubt very much that the man was just "sitting in the sand".
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          • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
            Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

            The only way a snake will bite anyone is for it to feel threatened or it's provoked, so I doubt very much that the man was just "sitting in the sand".
            Sitting. Saw the snake. Panicked and provoked it.

            One of my dogs did the reverse. He was probably curled up on his chair on the porch when a bobcat
            strolled by. I assume he startled the bobcat because he saw the cat first and hopped off the chair to chase. All I know for sure is that I saw that cat up a tree after I heard a very different soft bark from my dog. Dog and I retreated into the house. Cat got down lickety split and ran the other way. It could have been really bad for my dog.
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    Spielberg filmin' Bridge of Spies already?
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