A man who had just died is delivered to a local mortuary....

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and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check, 'There's no charge.' 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit,' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the mortician says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.'
I told you.

Joe Mobley
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    Talking of which . . .

    Three bodies get taken in to the morgue one night, and each has a big grin on their faces.
    The undertaker says to the policeman "Strange to have three at the same time, and all with such big grins on their faces".

    The policeman replies "Well, the first one died having sex with his mistress. The second, he won the lottery and died of alcoholic poisoning. The third one is a little unusual; that's Paddy from Dublin, and he got struck by a bolt of lightning. The daft bugger thought he was having his picture taken".
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

    Stick with this until the end... It's worth it.

    I told you.

    Joe Mobley
    ha ha ... didn't see that one coming.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Once again Joe manages to bring us weird and wonderful stories. Mostly weird.
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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