Today I won Rebills!
How this campaign works:
The envelope informs me that I could be a winner, there is also a notice that tampering with this mail could result in a $2000 fine, which is true.
Upon opening the envelope there is a sales letter, an insert, and a business reply mail envelope.
The sales letter informs me about this wonderful product I could potentially win if the included insert happens to be a winner. After carefully reading the sales letter, using the dictionary several times, and consulting with my attorney, I verify that this sales letter is indeed legally complaint, but very misleading. This sales letter presents this product as being "valuable" but in reality it costs about 3$ to produce and isn't really worth much to anybody. There is no information about how this offer works on the sales letter at all.
The front of the insert looks similar to a scratch off ticket. Upon scratching the ticket off I found out that I have won! Big surprise. Everybody loves winning! I'm instructed to follow the instructions on the back of the insert. The instructions are very simple: fill out my credit card information, place this insert into the business reply envelope, seal it, mail it, and done! I'm a winner! After careful inspection there is a box on the insert which describes in extremely vague terminology how this offer works and also gives me the option to opt out of the offer, but the option of opting-out is worded in a way that is hard to understand.
I again have to consult with my attorney and he explains: I don't have to pay the bill if I return the product upon receiving, but if I don't then I will be billed 20$. Returning the product does not mean I will not receive these products in the future, but if I don't want to pay for them I have to return them (presumably at my own cost.) No information is provided on how to cancel this "winning." I can expect to receive the winnings every month, wow!
I'm sure if I decided to "claim my prize" I would have been targeted with multiple up-sales and why not, right?
So let's do some math here. I doubt these mails cost much more then 50 cents to send and they are highly targeted (they purchased the list from a company I will never do business with again.) I have no knowledge of conversion rates for physical mail campaigns but this one seems like it would be pretty high. So if they can get 10,000 "winners" to take this offer, that costs them about 3$ for the product and about $2 to ship it. They collect $20 per month, so that's an ROI of 400% per "winner." This works out to be $150,000 per month, but obviously there's a substantial cost for the leads and the mail. Again, I'm sure there's multiple upsales that would help counteract those costs, if you took the offer before, maybe you would want to double down, or go for then 10x offer. Who knows? I'm not going to be the guy who finds out how the upsales "work."
I have never won rebills before and I thought I would share this campaign with you guys the best I could.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." Thomas Edison
Sal
When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
Beyond the Path
Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.
Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.