Freakishly Fast Asteroid To Buzz Past Earth On Halloween

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Freakishly Fast Asteroid To Buzz Past Earth On Halloween
  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Ah yes, that would be the Jimmy Johns Asteroid.

    Halloween is also my birthday so it was probably a surprise gift set up by the Solar System.

    I will be on the last night of my Caribbean Cruise on that day, first Birthday ever spent on a ship.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Ah yes, that would be the Jimmy Johns Asteroid.

      Halloween is also my birthday so it was probably a surprise gift set up by the Solar System.

      I will be on the last night of my Caribbean Cruise on that day, first Birthday ever spent on a ship.
      Headlines, the day after Halloween;

      "Freakishly Fast Asteroid Hits Cruise Ship In The Caribbean, During Surprise Birthday Party. Solar System Claims Credit"
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    Bunnies are fast too. I don't think it's a coincidence.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Bunnies are fast too. I don't think it's a coincidence.
      Ssshhh!!! That's a secret that NASA will reveal to the world only after a psychic wins the lottery.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Ssshhh!!! That's a secret that NASA will reveal to the world only after a psychic wins the lottery.
        This is true;

        The reason a psychic has never won the lottery, has finally been revealed...to me...in a dream.

        Psychic powers can never be used for personal gain. The beings that give us psychic powers (from those higher dimensions we hear about), have a built in default switch. When a psychic plays the lottery, they're always given the wrong number.

        The question is, why has a psychic never won the lottery? Never.

        The odds of a psychic never winning, are astronomically small.

        So to me, after inhaling exhaust fumes, it makes sense that the fact that a psychic has never won the lottery, proves that there are psychic powers. It's the law of quantum inverse probability.

        And by extension, it proves that these powers come from beings in a higher dimension.

        Also psychic powers must never be used to inform anyone of an impending deadly event. Mass shooting, planes going into buildings, bombs being dropped on cities......nobody must be told. You would think that at least one psychic somewhere, would inform the public when an atrocity is going to happen. And the fact that it doesn't happen, proves that these powers must be kept secret, until NASA reveals their source...these higher dimensions. And this is the psychic law of reverse rational dynamics. Again, something I realized in a dream....which always comes true......because..well...you know.

        So.....I told you so! Again! Eat that, rational thinkers!
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          This is true;

          The reason a psychic has never won the lottery, has finally been revealed...to me...in a dream.

          Psychic powers can never be used for personal gain. The beings that give us psychic powers (from those higher dimensions we hear about), have a built in default switch. When a psychic plays the lottery, they're always given the wrong number.

          The question is, why has a psychic never won the lottery? Never.

          The odds of a psychic never winning, are astronomically small.

          So to me, after inhaling exhaust fumes, it makes sense that the fact that a psychic has never won the lottery, proves that there are psychic powers.

          And by extension, it proves that these powers come from beings in a higher dimension.

          So.....I told you so! Again!
          It should be obvious, even to a Gasoline addict like yourself (Have you tried the stuff with 10% Ethanol, gives it a nice nutty flavor)

          When a Psychic looks at the result he is either looking into an alternative timeline. (Karma fair play mechanism) or by observing it (As Frank says) it changes the outcome.

          Yer basic Quantum Nuggets.
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            • Accordin' to the original nooz, the science guys only figured on the asteroid 2 weeks in advance of the big H - ie 7 days ago.

              If this is the best they can do, mebbe we should trust the psychics.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

                Accordin' to the original nooz, the science guys only figured on the asteroid 2 weeks in advance of the big H - ie 7 days ago.

                If this is the best they can do, mebbe we should trust the psychics.

                We did. We trusted Seers, Psychics, and Sooth Sayers. It was called The Dark Ages.
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                • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  We did. We trusted Seers, Psychics, and Sooth Sayers. It was called The Dark Ages.
                  There's the problem. No-one bothered to consult The Oracles. If they'd done that The Dark Ages would've only lasted a few days due to everyone being given the winning lottery numbers. They'd also have prevented all those Dark Age kids blowing stuff up all the time.

                  But, no-one ever listens to the Oracles. Stupid human race.
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    • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Bunnies are fast too.
      Only certain bunnies, Kurt.

      Then there are the inert, 'blow me I've eaten too many donuts with my hay' variety . . .

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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        We did. We trusted Seers, Psychics, and Sooth Sayers. It was called The Dark Ages.
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        There's the problem. No-one bothered to consult The Oracles. If they'd done that The Dark Ages would've only lasted a few days due to everyone being given the winning lottery numbers. They'd also have prevented all those Dark Age kids blowing stuff up all the time.

        But, no-one ever listens to the Oracles. Stupid human race.






        Gee, psychic bash fest!

        Must be scaring too many here, understandable with Halloween around the corner.

        I know, Claude, you got your batman outfit back from the drycleaners, and are attempting to try to Trick or Treat again, but it will just end in tears.

        Most adults won't buy the kid routine, or the begging for dunuts!

        As for everyone else, pat a cat and take out insurance, first!

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  • Hey, mebbe the internet will throw up The Slightly Less Frickin' Dismal Ages.

    I'm ditchin' science and psychics for my daily Funnee LOLcat mantra feed.

    Gotta say tho, where in hell is the giant pumpkin flypast when you need it?

    This darn space rock is hoomanity's Halloween equivalent of coal and sticks at Christmas.
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  • Yeah, we gotta grab the future by the Oracles.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Yeah, we gotta grab the future by the Oracles.

      In my case, I grab the future by the Oreos.
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