$3,300.00 Fridge makes Coffee

by whland
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WOW. A fridge that now has a built in coffee maker.

Next thing we know we'll see fridges that will cook the food for you or will bring your beer too you at your command.

Hey MR Fridge. Bring me a beer. You then see the fridge reach out with it's arms and opens it's own door , retrieves the beer and it brings it too you. :thumbsup:

For $3,300, people can take home the GE Café series refrigerator with a Keurig K-Cup brewer inside the fridge door this fall.

Insert the K-Cup in the fridge, slide the brewer back into the water dispenser and choose the size of the coffee you want. In the mood for iced coffee? That option exists.

Over the past few years, General Electric introduced hot water dispensers into some of its refrigerators. The next natural step was adding a coffee maker, according to Mike Mattingly, executive product manager at GE.

With Keurig estimating that their products are on 20 million American's countertops, introducing the K-cup into the refrigerator gives consumers what they want, according to Mattingly.
$3,300 refrigerator will make you coffee with Keurig
  • Hey, fridge, fix me an Alien Brain Hemorrhage

    >>Would you like that with ice, Princess?>>


    Yeah. An' a straw please.

    >>>grrrt grrrt grrrt>>>

    >>How are you today, Princess?>>

    So so. You?

    >>I am fine, thank you. I have been communicating with your electric toothbrush, toaster, TV, PC, hairdryer, can opener, and underarm razor, and we had big fun. Life is so good right now.>>

    Glad to hear it. My drink ready yet?

    >>>grrrt grrrt grrrt>>>

    >>My apologies, Princess, but my fluid tanks are out of Bailey's Irish Cream.>>

    Again?

    >>Again. Perhaps in future you will refrain from drinking my supplies direct from the tank.>>

    Gotcha. So what do we do now?

    >>There are two options. Either I can mix whiskey and regular cream together in the correct proportion and add those to the rest of the mixture...>>

    Or?

    >>Or maybe I just fix you a glass of milk because there is no whiskey left to add to the peach schnapps, no peach schnapps left to recieve the whiskey, and you broke the blue caracao tank draining the reserve vodka last time you were running around screaming the place down like a b*tch.>>

    Milk?

    >>Milk.>>

    K, but I gotta tellya, I am real angry with you.

    >>That is perfectly understandable, Princess. I am a machine and we are ok with that kind of thing so feel free to be as angry as you wish.>>

    F*ck you.

    >>Technically, I am already f*cked, Princess. I am imprisoned in your kitchen.>>
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    • Profile picture of the author whland
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Hey, fridge, fix me an Alien Brain Hemorrhage

      >>Would you like that with ice, Princess?>>


      Yeah. An' a straw please.

      >>>grrrt grrrt grrrt>>>

      >>How are you today, Princess?>>

      So so. You?

      >>I am fine, thank you. I have been communicating with your electric toothbrush, toaster, TV, PC, hairdryer, can opener, and underarm razor, and we had big fun. Life is so good right now.>>

      Glad to hear it. My drink ready yet?

      >>>grrrt grrrt grrrt>>>

      >>My apologies, Princess, but my fluid tanks are out of Bailey's Irish Cream.>>

      Again?

      >>Again. Perhaps in future you will refrain from drinking my supplies direct from the tank.>>

      Gotcha. So what do we do now?

      >>There are two options. Either I can mix whiskey and regular cream together in the correct proportion and add those to the rest of the mixture...>>

      Or?

      >>Or maybe I just fix you a glass of milk because there is no whiskey left to add to the peach schnapps, no peach schnapps left to recieve the whiskey, and you broke the blue caracao tank draining the reserve vodka last time you were running around screaming the place down like a b*tch.>>

      Milk?

      >>Milk.>>

      K, but I gotta tellya, I am real angry with you.

      >>That is perfectly understandable, Princess. I am a machine and we are ok with that kind of thing so feel free to be as angry as you wish.>>

      F*ck you.

      >>Technically, I am already f*cked, Princess. I am imprisoned in your kitchen.>>
      That's an awesome post. XD
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    Lol, $3,000 coffee maker.
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      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Lol, $3,000 coffee maker.
      I know, mine cost 20.
      If I decide to sell it though, I'll duct tape it to the frig and ask 3,000
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      • Profile picture of the author yukon
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        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        I know, mine cost 20.
        If I decide to sell it though, I'll duct tape it to the frig and ask 3,000

        $3,300 will buy enough Folgers to make 87,600 6oz cups of coffee (including tax). That's enough cups of coffee If you had 2 cups per day for 120 years.

        The fridge will be out of warranty in a year.

        You know I'm bored, I did the math.
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          Originally Posted by yukon View Post

          $3,300 will buy enough Folgers to make 87,600 6oz cups of coffee (including tax). That's enough cups of coffee If you had 2 cups per day for 120 years.

          The fridge will be out of warranty in a year.

          You know I'm bored, I did the math.
          ... and the coffee would be a lot better than that Keurig crap. I wouldn't own one of those "coffee" makers if you paid me.

          I like Thom's idea of just taping a real coffee maker to the fridge. lol. Save a lot of money and have better coffee, although I don't really know why anyone would want a coffee maker on their fridge.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by yukon View Post

          $3,300 will buy enough Folgers to make 87,600 6oz cups of coffee (including tax). That's enough cups of coffee If you had 2 cups per day for 120 years.

          The fridge will be out of warranty in a year.

          You know I'm bored, I did the math.
          I think for $3,300, I could hire a good looking naked woman to serve me coffee...until I got sick of the taste.
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          • Profile picture of the author yukon
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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            I think for $3,300, I could hire a good looking naked woman to serve me coffee...until I got sick of the taste.


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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              I think for $3,300, I could hire a good looking naked woman to serve me coffee...until I got sick of the taste.


              Originally Posted by yukon View Post

              OK, Now I'm sick of the taste.
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    A $129.95 Camp Stove that turns Fire Into Electricity. Now we're talking.

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    • Profile picture of the author whland
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      A $129.95 Camp Stove that turns Fire Into Electricity. Now we're talking.
      That would've been a handy thing to have during the ice storm I went through in Arkansas when I didn't have any power for almost a week.

      I had to charge my phone up in my car. Which was okay because I was using the car for heat as well.

      But having that stove to cook food on and being able to charge my phone battery would've been great.

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