A "Ray of Sunshine"? What?!

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"My husband was beating me and cheating on me with a friend of mine,' she explained. 'I was trying to forget about it by getting myself drunk, sometimes it was going on for days, weeks, months. Everything changed when they showed the Bitsa Maniac on TV.

'It was love from first sight. He became my ray of sunshine. I began writing, he answered, and we exchanged letters. In his letters, he told me in detail about the murders he committed, and how it was 'interesting for him to turn the living into the dead'. "

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    She seems to have rather low standards....he's a very bad boy.
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    Peter Sutcliffe (The Yorkshire Ripper) has received hundreds of love letters from women all over the world.
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    I did not know women are doing something wrong or not, but a man hit woman, he did nothing good.
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    Yeah, that's what every woman needs in her life is a guy she has to be sure she can stay awake longer than.
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    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    "My husband was beating me and cheating on me with a friend of mine,' she explained. 'I was trying to forget about it by getting myself drunk, sometimes it was going on for days, weeks, months. Everything changed when they showed the Bitsa Maniac on TV.

    'It was love from first sight. He became my ray of sunshine. I began writing, he answered, and we exchanged letters. In his letters, he told me in detail about the murders he committed, and how it was 'interesting for him to turn the living into the dead'. "
    Well, he answers his letters, is timely, has a hobby, and is goal oriented.

    Sounds like a match.
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      Maybe it's the "perfect boyfriend" - he's a "bad boy" and some find that interesting...and he's locked up so you have an excuse not to see him often.
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        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Maybe it's the "perfect boyfriend" - he's a "bad boy" and some find that interesting...and he's locked up so you have an excuse not to see him often.
        ... and you always know where he is.
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          And it's just a matter of time before his love interests will shift to members of the same gender. Sorry, ladies.

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            Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

            And it's just a matter of time before his love interests will shift to members of the same gender. Sorry, ladies.

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            Are you implying that my cereal killer boyfriend will ch ... ch ... cheat on me? lol
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Maybe it's the "perfect boyfriend" - he's a "bad boy" and some find that interesting...and he's locked up so you have an excuse not to see him often.
        It's a Fantasy Boyfriend. There is no danger of reality crashing in on her. She can go her whole life believing she is in a relationship, and it can be however she imagines it.
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          It's a Fantasy Boyfriend. There is no danger of reality crashing in on her. She can go her whole life believing she is in a relationship, and it can be however she imagines it.
          Who says your vast experience with blow up dolls can't offer a bit of insight?
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

            Who says your vast experience with blow up dolls can't offer a bit of insight?
            Hey! Those dolls loved me! We shared a passion you could never understand.

            The only problem was that they would deflate with the first prick.
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            • Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Hey! Those dolls loved me!
              Sure sounds like they inflated your ego.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

                Sure sounds like they inflated your ego.
                Obviously, I'm self inflating.

                You can buy the video of that for $7.99.
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                  I wanna take this everywhere I go.
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Hey! Those dolls loved me! We shared a passion you could never understand.

              The only problem was that they would deflate with the first prick.
              Bad jokes are always funnier the 6th or 7th time you tell them.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                Bad jokes are always funnier the 6th or 7th time you tell them.
                Keep telling yourself that. Personally, I don't think it's true.
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    That's one crazy SOB.
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