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whateverpedia 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have exactly the same outfit. One of us is copying the other. My lawyer will be in touch.

Please don't post photographic proof you have the same costume.

Having said that, I'm sure yukon or Shane are going to be making a "contribution" to this thread shortly.
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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have exactly the same outfit. One of us is copying the other. My lawyer will be in a latex onesie with bat wings.

Jus' usin' my spidey sense here.

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Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Please don't post photographic proof you have the same costume.

Having said that, I'm sure yukon or Shane are going to be making a "contribution" to this thread shortly.

They better be sure to add some pyro mini action coming out of the bra.

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have exactly the same outfit. One of us is copying the other. My lawyer will be in touch.

GULP!

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Please don't post photographic proof you have the same costume.

Having said that, I'm sure yukon or Shane are going to be making a "contribution" to this thread shortly.

Yes, not sure how l feel about someone digging up Micheal Jacksons gloves, but if it is for good then fair enough!

But as always l blame NASA!

I am more of a quiet, low key evil genius, but l use my powers for good!

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have exactly the same outfit. One of us is copying the other. My lawyer will be in touch.

The difference is, with your extra pudgy body and man boobs, that wonder bra outfit is a wonder pasty on you.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

The difference is, with your extra pudgy body and man boobs, that wonder bra outfit is a wonder pasty on you.

I have a glandular condition, and major health problems. Why are you so mean to me? I always thought you were such a nice man. But lately, you just seem to be so mean to me.

It's called Body Shaming. And it hurts.

My support group coordinator is going to hear about this.

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have a glandular condition, and major health problems. Why are you so mean to me? I always thought you were such a nice man. But lately, you just seem to be so mean to me.

It's called Body Shaming. And it hurts.

My support group coordinator is going to hear about this.

It's called a jock strap. At your age, you don't want those things bouncing around your knees.

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

It's called a jock strap. At your age, you don't want those things bouncing around your knees.

I've had three unsuccessful groin surgeries. I can't help how it looks. And I'm way too weak to bounce them on my knees. And I had my knees replaced. The scars are horrific.

I'm so ashamed of my body.

I hope you're happy. I can't stop crying.

Added a minute later; This is Cheryl, Claude's hot wife. Why are you picking on poor Claude. He has feelings, you know. OK, he doesn't have much feeling in his nether regions, but he's an old man...an old frail man.

Claude keeps holding onto the idea that he has friends. Can't you be nice to him, just once? His tears are getting my outfit all wet...my wet...clingy...outfit.
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bryan2015

8 years ago

No ,i am not.

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MikeTucker 8 years ago

Originally Posted by bryan2015

No ,i am not.

Uh-huh. Exactly what a superhero would say...
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Kurt

8 years ago

My scientific demonstration of why Claude needs "support":

click clacks - YouTube

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Kurt;

I wish I could hold the clackers like that. But my arthritis in my fingers is just so bad....

Not that you care.

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lanfear63 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Kurt;

I wish I could hold the clackers like that. But my arthritis in my fingers is just so bad....

Not that you care.

"I wish I could hold my Knackers like that. But my arthritis in my fingers is just so bad...."

The real meaning of the sentence.
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MikeTucker

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I wish I could hold the clackers like that.

That's right folks, here in the OT forum we go from shooting fireballs from our hands
to discussions about holding our knackers... Professional trolls would be envious!

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Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

This is Cheryl, Claude's hot wife. Why are you picking on poor Claude. He has feelings, you know. OK, he doesn't have much feeling in his nether regions, but he's an old man...an old frail man.

Claude keeps holding onto the idea that he has friends. Can't you be nice to him, just once? His tears are getting my outfit all wet...my wet...clingy...outfit.

Hi Cheryl!

Does your wonderbra shoot flames? You could use those to dry yourself up.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Kurt;

I wish I could hold the clackers like that. But my arthritis in my fingers is just so bad....

Not that you care.

It might not be so bad if you give up your weekend gig....

The Typewriter Leroy Anderson Martin...

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lanfear63 8 years ago

I'm beginning to think that Cheryl's alleged, intermittent appearances in Claude's posts could be a scam. They seem to be too overly supportive, biased and defensive towards him. Just a gut feeling but I have a slight suspicion that he is writing them himself.

If some of you girlies could engage her in conversation that only girlies would know about we may be able to trip him up.

As always, this post includes keywords that will make Claude forget he ever read it due to some linguistic hypnosis I subjected him to a couple of years ago. (he may thank this post however because he will think it's a picture of fluffy kittens which he adores)

I will leave the topics up to you.

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Kurt

8 years ago

Ever notice how every time Cheryl posts a message, her eyes are blinking S.O.S. in Morse code? And I don't think she means creamed chipped beef...although Claude does qualify as the "S" on a shingle.

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lanfear63

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Ever notice how every time Cheryl posts a message, her eyes are blinking S.O.S. in Morse code? And I don't think she means creamed chipped beef...although Claude does qualify as the "S" on a shingle.

And I thought she was saying: Dii Daa Dit, Claude Eats African Elephant S&%t

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Gentlemen...and Kurt;

I am Cheryl, Claude's hot wife.

Claude is way too humble to come out and say it, but he really enjoys your insults.

He loves Mark's insults, because they show a poetry, and linguistic artistry.

He loves Kurt's insults, because at least he knows that he won't be alone in Hell.

My handsome husband, Claude Whitacre, whom I adore....is far more handsome than any of you. He spends most of his day, just growing more handsome. Not like you losers.

Sincerely, Cheryl Whitacre...my hot wife.

(The Fools! They bought it! I know they did!)
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  Sincerely, Cheryl Whitacre...my hot wife.
  
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  Tripped up in one thread. Ha!
  
  My God! That was completely unintentional. I had no idea I did that.
  
  I am sooooo embarrassed.
  
  I hope my hot wife (she calls herself that all the time) forgives me, he said.
  
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tanjir niller

8 years ago

oh that's one cool thing to have

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Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I hope my hot wife (she calls herself that all the time) forgives me, he said.

Originally Posted by tanjir niller

oh that's one cool thing to have

A hot wife?

It's not confirmed that he actually has one.

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

A hot wife?

It's not confirmed that he actually has one.

I've always gone on the theory that if he actually does have a wife, it's because she lost a bet.

The only other thing I can think of is she's blind, deaf and doesn't have her senses of touch and smell...and lost a bet.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I've always gone on the theory that if he actually does have a wife, it's because she lost a bet.

The only other thing I can think of is she's blind, deaf and doesn't have her senses of touch and smell...and lost a bet.

I've used that joke myself.

I also tell people, "Either she did something terrible in a previous life, and is being punished for it, or I did something great in a previous life, and am getting rewarded for it. We can't be sure which one".

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I've used that joke myself.

I also tell people, "Either she did something terrible in a previous life, and is being punished for it, or I did something great in a previous life, and am getting rewarded for it. We can't be sure which one".

I wasn't joking.

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bizgrower 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

A hot wife?

It's not confirmed that he actually has one.

He does and it has to do with why he is out of the Pick Up Artist market.
But, it's not what you're thinking.

When he tried that field, he kept getting the terminology mixed up.
You know seduction, dating, etc. - so he did sedating and the rest
is history.

Now you know the rest of the story.
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Dan Riffle

8 years ago

I've met Claude's wife. The only explanation I can come up with is that it was an arranged marriage and his wife's parents were rewarded handsomely. Or Cheryl committed a crime for which there is no statute of limitations and Claude has the only evidence under lock and key.

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