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Not sure any forum is appropriate for this....

by Jill Carpenter
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  • Profile picture of the author goldvibes
    This is one of the most brilliant ideas I have seen on Shark Tank. I was first exposed to the idea of squatting while going to the bathroom when I was in Japan several years back and it is nice to see the western world warming up to the concept of proper colon health
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  • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
    Smells kind of like it came from the same creators as this ad:

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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      I had a great weekend planned.

      Trips out. Lunch with friends. Chillaxin' with books.

      But now it seems I gotta digest a diarrhea train of poop products.

      From the Squatty Potty to the Rectocradle Ladle, it's all gonna squish out here, ain't it?
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Learned all about that while in Vietnam. "When in Rome . . . . . . . "

      Cheers. - Frank

      P.S. I own the domain name unicornpoo.com. Poop was taken. :-(
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        But it's just a "Stool"
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        • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          But it's just a "Stool"
          But with clever marketing, they get to shift the price's decimal place over by one. And once people figure out how to get doctors to prescribe these as a medical device for whatever, they can shift it over yet again.
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        • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
          There is apparently great controversy on the web as to what a Unicorn eats - or if they even need to....

          Yahoo answers vary greatly from the harry potter answer.

          On the flip side I was wondering what Unicorn tastes like. I was thinking that something capable of pooping out icecream would likely have a nasty taste to eat being it is excreting all the sugar from it's system.

          Turns out you can get unicorn blood and canned unicorn.
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

            On the flip side I was wondering what Unicorn tastes like.
            Everyone knows Unicorn tastes like the hopes and dreams of your enemies. Quite delectable, actually. The problem is that Unicorn meat causes horrific gas that smells exactly like your worst childhood fear.


            Now you know.

            And knowing is half the battle.
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            • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Everyone knows Unicorn tastes like the hopes and dreams of your enemies. Quite delectable, actually. The problem is that Unicorn meat causes horrific gas that smells exactly like your worst childhood fear.


              Now you know.

              And knowing is half the battle.
              I hate to break it to you...
              That was not really a unicorn horn. You were tricked.

              I'm kinda surprised you did not figure it out when you
              saw Claude looking down at you ...with a video camera.
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            • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              The problem is that Unicorn meat causes horrific gas that smells exactly like your worst childhood fear.
              Precisely correct. When I was young I feared that in my old age I would be exposed to Riffle, become joyous when he disappeared and then be subjected to the horror and pestilence of his return.

              Oh, the humanity!

              Cheers. - Frank
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    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    NOW I see where MOON ZAPPA gets HER "talent"!


    BTW I was IN the valley, and spent most of my life there, and even some time around the sherman oaks galleria, and people don't generally talk like that! I have no idea how the idea really started. Wikipedia says:

    The term "Valley Girl" and the Valley manner of speech was given a wider circulation with the release of a hit 1982 single by Frank Zappa entitled "Valley Girl", on which Moon Unit Zappa, Frank's then fourteen-year-old daughter, delivered a monologue in "Valleyspeak" behind the music. This song popularized phrases such as "grody to the max" and "gag me with a spoon".

    An early appearance of Valleyspeak and the Valley Girl stereotype was through the character of Jennifer DiNuccio, played by Tracy Nelson in the 1982–83 sitcom Square Pegs. According to an interview with Nelson included on the 2008 DVD release of the series, she developed the character's Valleyspeak and personality prior to the Zappa recording becoming popular.[1]
    I think it is pushing it to say that the use of like to mean about, or the interrogative tone of a declarative statement in some cases is valley girl.

    Steve
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