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Bringing Home the Bacon, groan.....

by tagiscom
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Yeah, l know the things l do for a free t-shirt?

Bacon Scented Underwear



I am dying to say something about this, but l will let Princess do that. At least she can get away with it, l probably won't?

But they did steal the tech, from NASA, so, on that alone it is worth posting!

  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

    I am dying to say something about this, but l will let Princess do that. At least she can get away with it, l probably won't?
    Taggo, I am deeply offended.

    It is Thanksgiving and we are all preparing to spend quality time with loved ones, some of whom are small children.

    Even if that were not the case, I see no good reason why responsibility for making crude jokes about underwear and bacon should be presumed to rest upon my shoulders.

    If I thought for a moment that you'd photoshopped the underwear image and transformed it from an innocent white into a lurid red, the better to beguile me into ejaculating phrases rich in terminology such as 'raw', 'bulbous' and 'prepuce', I would invite the mods to ban you from Warrior Forum forever.

    If I so much as suspected that the bacon graphic in this disgusting picture had been deliberately pasted there because of its uncanny resemblance to a slug ascending the kind of brazen shaft I am led to believe springs from such garments when evil is afoot in the land, I would beat a path down to wherever you are under and set upon your bared buttocks with immeasurable savagery.

    Truly Taggo, I am sick to the gills, as if I had been visited by some demonic odor blasted by bellows from the Abyss.

    I have to go stuff a turkey now, and if I have strength in my body after the cruel ordeal you have forced me to endure, pray that I may summon courage from my tears to squirt a few drizzles of cream onto the cakes I spent the whole of last night preparing for celebratory unleash.

    I hope you are satisfied with your spiteful trick, and that it constitutes forevermore the pinnacle of your life's pleasures, you antipodean monster.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    You should have thanks deducted from you for that.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Taggo, I am deeply offended.

      It is Thanksgiving and we are all preparing to spend quality time with loved ones, some of whom are small children.

      Even if that were not the case, I see no good reason why responsibility for making crude jokes about underwear and bacon should be presumed to rest upon my shoulders.

      If I thought for a moment that you'd photoshopped the underwear image and transformed it from an innocent white into a lurid red, the better to beguile me into ejaculating phrases rich in terminology such as 'raw', 'bulbous' and 'prepuce', I would invite the mods to ban you from Warrior Forum forever.

      If I so much as suspected that the bacon graphic in this disgusting picture had been deliberately pasted there because of its uncanny resemblance to a slug ascending the kind of brazen shaft I am led to believe springs from such garments when evil is afoot in the land, I would beat a path down to wherever you are under and set upon your bared buttocks with immeasurable savagery.

      Truly Taggo, I am sick to the gills, as if I had been visited by some demonic odor blasted by bellows from the Abyss.

      I have to go stuff a turkey now, and if I have strength in my body after the cruel ordeal you have forced me to endure, pray that I may summon courage from my tears to squirt a few drizzles of cream onto the cakes I spent the whole of last night preparing for celebratory unleash.

      I hope you are satisfied with your spiteful trick, and that it constitutes forevermore the pinnacle of your life's pleasures, you antipodean monster.
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      You should have thanks deducted from you for that.
      Yes, l should, so l suspect that Princess is taking a strip off me, (sorry, couldn't resist).

      Or she wants me to squeal in anguish?

      Or she wants to pour salt on my gaping wounds?

      Gee, after all l did for her with kitten images and all, sniff!

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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Geez...it's bad enough Claude gets so excited about men in underwear, they have to add bacon smell to the equation too?
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    Banned
    Bacon bump.
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